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- (CROWD CHEERS)
- Hi.
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STYLES: The Dudley Boyz
versus The Pitbulls.
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Am I missing something here?
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My Name
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is (STUTTERS) Bu... Bu... Bu... Bu.
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(BLEEP)
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STYLES: What?
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Oh, boy! It's going to be one
of those shows, I can feel it.
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D-Von does not look amused.
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Unlike his much larger brethren,
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he does not have
an oral fixation with Francine.
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Shut up!
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STYLES: Though he may be in the minority.
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Number one...
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Say your (BLEEP) name without stuttering.
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Do you understand?
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You (BLEEP) imbeciles
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stop encouraging him...
(BLEEP)
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STYLES: Who's a happy fella?
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And you two...
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Number one.
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You don't (BLEEP) scare me.
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That's number one.
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There's three things
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that you two morons
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are gonna know.
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Number one...
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Thou shall not kill.
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STYLES: It's a good one.
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Two...
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Thou shall not steal.
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STYLES: Obviously addressing
some wrestling promotions.
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And number three...
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(CHUCKLES)
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Thou shall not (BLEEP) with the Dudleys.
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STYLES: Bubba Ray and D-Von
all over The Pitbulls.
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There's the bell.
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And apparently this match-up is underway.
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Out spills Pitbull
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Pitbull firing back.
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We've got Bubba Ray Dudley
paired off with Pitbull
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Bubba Ray hits the steel.
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Pittbull
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Double axe handles by Bubba Ray.
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Pitbull
Here comes Bubba Ray.
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Ooh!
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Chairs all over the place.
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This one's getting ugly in a hurry.
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Bubba thrown through a chair.
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D-Von thrown into his larger brother,
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or cousin, or both, I don't know.
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Bubba Ray and Pitbull
exchanging forearms.
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Pitbull
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Pitbull
the toughest man I think I've ever seen.
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How do you put him down?
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He swats away chairs like gnats.
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CROWD: (CHANTING) ECW!
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And fires back.
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Bubba Ray takes out a whole row of chairs.
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Pitbull
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They're close to the ring.
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And that broke Bubba's glasses.
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D-Von thrown over the guardrail.
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Pitbull
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Well...
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All four men in the aisle.
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Oh, no.
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Well, below me and to my left,
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here come all four athletes.
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Garbage can to the head. Threw him in a slam.
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Oh, no.
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Pitbull
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And he connected.
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So did Bubba Ray.
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What a display of power by Pitbull
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D-Von being set up.
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D-Von over the pile of tables.
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Bubba Ray follows.
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Referee Paul Richards following the action.
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In case these four men
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have the whim of going back towards the ring
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and trying to pin one another.
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All four men bowling towards the crowd.
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Headed towards the merchandise stand.
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Bubba Ray Dudley
swinging that chair with no mercy.
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And hits the splash in the bleachers.
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CROWD: (CHANTING) ECW!
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D-Von Dudley sure has
changed the complexion of the Dudley family.
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The Pitbulls and the Dudleys
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taking it to the extreme here this week.
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Bubba Ray and Pitbull ♪1
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hop back over the guardrail.
Well, they're close to the ring, anyway.
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Bubba Ray Dudley goes down and hard.
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(CROWD CHEERS)
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Pitbull
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Bubba Ray Dudley
thrown back over the guardrail.
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Bubba Ray Dudley can barely stand.
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The four men near the ring, at least.
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D-Von whipped in.
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Sunset flip.
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He's got him... Two-count only.
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And we have had our first pinfall attempt.
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D-Von shoved into the corner.
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D-Von sent for the ride the other way.
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Spin kick and the momentum
takes Pitbull
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Oh, he wouldn't.
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Oh, no!
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And would you look at Francine?
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She's pulling his hair out.
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That's a way to
treat a disabled person?
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You can bet the people
at Lloyds of London are looking on in horror.
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Ooh!
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What a lady!
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D-Von with the chair inside the ring.
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Pitbull
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Pitbull
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Amazing!
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D-Von goes downstairs.
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And a clothesline finally floors Pitbull
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She's nuts!
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Face-first into the chair.
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Speaking of chairs...
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And the fans want to see the superbomb.
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They're gonna try
and superbomb Bubba Ray Dudley.
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He weighs over 350 pounds.
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Goodnight.
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They're not going
for the cover, that's a mistake.
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Pitbull
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Pitbull
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Referee Paul Richards goes down and hard.
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And D-Von has no remorse for his actions.
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CROWD: (CHANTING) D-Von!
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D-Von is going after Francine.
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If you're new to ECW and wondering if
that's the way we treat officials
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here at Extreme Championship Wrestling...
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Yes!
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And we're damn proud of it.
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(HORN BLOWS)
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MAN: Have a nice day, fellas.
That was a hell of a match! A hell of a match!
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Yeah.
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Come on. Come on.
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Yeah, Come on.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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You don't have nothin' to say.
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I don't give a (BLEEP) what you guys say.
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I'm in charge of this damn family now.
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Some (BLEEP) things are gonna change.
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Oh, yeah, you better believe it.
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(CROWD YELLING)
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Each and every one of you Philadelphia hicks,
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kiss my ass.
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You.
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Are you gonna stop (BLEEP)
dancin', and prancin' and (BLEEP) etcetera?
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Is that understood?
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You... (BLEEP) you.
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You're gonna learn to talk
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or I'll have to kick your ass.
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Put it down.
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(CROWD CHANTS)
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You know what,
you can chant that (BLEEP) all you want,
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it'll never happen.
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There's three things that you outta know.
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Number one,
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thou shall not kill.
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Thou shall not steal.
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And the most important one of them all,
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is thou shall not (BLEEP) with a Dudley.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
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(ROCK MUSIC STOPS)
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Come on. Huh!
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Come on.
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I'm here. Come on.
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Go the (BLEEP) away.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
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(CROWD YELLING)
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JOEY STYLES: Here we go!
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The fists are flying early on in this match.
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Face first into the canvas.
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And Bubba is a man possessed,
he's on a mission.
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CROWD: (CHANTING) Bubba!
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Bubba and D-Von are nose to nose.
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Bubba hammering D-Von.
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Irish Whip, reversed out of the corner... No.
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Short arm clothesline!
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And now D-Von's getting fired up.
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The fans all over the case of D-Von Dudley.
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Sign guy firing up the crowd.
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Scoop and a slam, great power by D-Von.
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Head-butt right to the sternum.
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And just like that,
D-Von Dudley controlling this match-up.
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Bubba sent for the ride.
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Back body drop on the
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360-pound-plus
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- Bubba Ray Dudley.
- CROWD: (CHANTING) Let's go, Dudley!
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And now the fans really
getting all over the case
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of D-Von Dudley.
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D-Von slapping and punching his brother,
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degrading him as well.
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And D-Von showing no signs of letting up.
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Bubba Ray ducked and pulled
down the top rope!
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D-Von spills to the outside.
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Slap right to the face.
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D-Von hits the steel!
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And...
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D-Von trapped, now,
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between the guardrail
and his humongous brother.
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Bubba just slapping D-Von.
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Adding insult to what he hopes
will be serious injury.
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D-Von thrown back in.
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Bubba Ray follows him.
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And Bubba Ray should
be looking to finish off his brother.
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Forearm right to the face. Irish whip!
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Leap forward by D-Von!
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Reverse DDT!
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And just like that, Bubba Ray Dudley's
momentum drops to a screeching halt.
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Lateral press, two...
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But he kicks out at two.
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There's a lot of fight left in Bubba Ray Dudley.
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CROWD: (CHANTING) Let's go, D-Von!
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Bubba Ray falling outside!
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Double axe handle to the back of the neck!
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And now,
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D-Von Dudley having his way
with Bubba Ray Dudley outside.
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Right over the steel guardrail!
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D-Von hops over after him, as well.
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And D-Von...
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And Bubba's got his...
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Bubba missed with the stop sign!
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Hit that time!
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Man, did that connect!
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CROWD: (CHANTING) ECW!
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And now it's D-Von
and Bubba Ray brawling for the bleachers.
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D-Von retaliates!
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And Bubba Ray falls to his knees!
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It's a miracle he's still...
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Bubba Ray charges!
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And this one has broken down
into the street fight we knew it would be!
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D-Von goes downstairs!
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D-Von with a... Ukulele?
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Bubba Ray thrown back over
the guard rail, and in comes D-Von.
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D-Von just measuring his brother.
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Bubba fires back!
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Chair across the back!
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And these two are just dishing
out the physical punishment,
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how long can they keep it up?
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D-Von now ascending
the turnbuckles with a chair.
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He took too long and Bubba Ray caught him!
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A slap to the face and now
Bubba Ray is going up.
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Cinching in D-Von...
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Super-plex!
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And this is it,
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Bubba Ray has D-Von beat,
he's gonna cover D-Von Dudley!
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He turns him over, hooks the leg, cover!
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Two...
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Two-count only.
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Bubba Ray can barely stand,
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he's exhausted, he's battered, he's beaten.
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- Boot to the midsection.
- Bubba!
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STYLES: He's calling for the Bubba Bomb!
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He hit it!
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Bubba looks stunned, he can't believe it.
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Cover that man! He hooks the leg!
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Not quite three, D-Von able
to get the right shoulder up.
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And Bubba Ray may be getting
a little frustrated.
268
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Bubba misses the splash.
269
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,738
And now it's D-Von who can barely stand,
270
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:14,741
making his way up the turnbuckles, yet again.
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D-Von hits the apron, covers,
hooks the leg and...
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Bubba Ray escapes, two-count only.
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00:27:38,498 --> 00:27:40,467
REFEREE: One, two, three, let go!
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STYLES: D-Von now chipping away at Bubba.
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00:27:54,114 --> 00:27:55,716
D-Von jaw-jacking with the fans,
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he better worry about Bubba Ray Dudley.
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00:27:59,086 --> 00:28:00,954
A slap right to the face.
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00:28:03,323 --> 00:28:06,793
How could this relationship
between two brothers
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00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:09,329
have gone so sour?
280
00:28:14,368 --> 00:28:17,871
And D-Von just will not leave Bubba Ray...
281
00:28:18,005 --> 00:28:22,142
Puts a finger in his face,
Bubba Ray can barely stand!
282
00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:24,511
And D-Von...
283
00:28:25,612 --> 00:28:29,449
D-Von continues to punish his brother
284
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physically and verbally.
285
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,257
Bubba blocked the chair!
286
00:28:38,992 --> 00:28:41,161
D-Von beat Bubba to the punch.
287
00:28:42,529 --> 00:28:47,167
And D-Von Dudley retains
control of this match-up.
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00:28:47,734 --> 00:28:51,271
When Bubba Ray Dudley can barely stand.
289
00:28:53,373 --> 00:28:54,775
Reversal,
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00:28:55,642 --> 00:28:58,311
clothesline misses, back body drop!
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00:28:59,079 --> 00:29:01,682
To a Diamond Cutter!
What the hell do you call that?
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00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,784
A Bubba Cutter?
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00:29:03,884 --> 00:29:04,951
(BELL DINGS)
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00:29:05,085 --> 00:29:06,186
He got him!
295
00:29:08,889 --> 00:29:10,590
ARTESE: Ladies and...
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00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,563
STYLES: Joel Gertner took
the mic away from Bob Artese!
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00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:22,569
Bubba Ray Dudley getting a big win
298
00:29:22,669 --> 00:29:25,238
over his abusive brother, D-Von.
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00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:28,675
But we haven't heard the offic...
300
00:29:29,009 --> 00:29:30,377
(CROWD BOOING)
301
00:29:32,045 --> 00:29:35,615
- What is he doing?
- Bob Striptease, relax.
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00:29:37,551 --> 00:29:39,553
Ladies and gentlemen,
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00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:43,423
your official winner
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00:29:44,591 --> 00:29:46,827
of the contest,
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00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:52,799
D-Von Dudley!
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00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:55,168
STYLES: What're you talking about?
307
00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:02,075
What is Gertner doing?
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00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:07,814
GERTNER: In my
309
00:30:08,949 --> 00:30:11,184
expert opinion,
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00:30:14,554 --> 00:30:18,391
Mr. D-Von Dudley won the contest,
311
00:30:19,893 --> 00:30:21,962
long before
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00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:26,133
you executed your mediocre
313
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,268
pinfall attempt.
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00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:31,772
He won the contest on points.
315
00:30:33,473 --> 00:30:36,510
STYLES: Oh, this... This kid
has got to be kidding!
316
00:30:38,979 --> 00:30:41,581
Who does Joel Gertner think he is?
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00:30:43,116 --> 00:30:46,620
Once again, the winner of the contest,
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00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:48,155
Mr. D...
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00:30:50,023 --> 00:30:51,658
if you wouldn't mind,
320
00:30:52,359 --> 00:30:55,862
could you please move your massive body
321
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,099
out of my way
322
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,170
and out of the view of the camera?
323
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,438
Fat boy.
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00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,010
STYLES: Oh, boy.
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00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:21,454
And Joel Gertner deserves whatever he gets,
including this Bubba Bomb...
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00:31:21,521 --> 00:31:23,990
Axl Rotten.
327
00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:26,359
Down goes Sign Guy.
328
00:31:27,394 --> 00:31:29,396
Axl Rotten out of nowhere!
329
00:31:30,997 --> 00:31:32,666
Spike Dudley's in the ring!
330
00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:34,534
Dropkick on Axl!
331
00:31:34,901 --> 00:31:36,636
He's all over D-Von.
332
00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:39,539
Look at Spike go!
333
00:31:42,075 --> 00:31:44,010
This kid loves to fight.
334
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:47,347
Bubba Ray Dudley with the dropkick!
335
00:31:53,053 --> 00:31:54,988
Bulldog on D-Von.
336
00:31:56,890 --> 00:32:00,393
As Spike gets clotheslined
out of his tie-dyed boots.
337
00:32:05,432 --> 00:32:08,869
Axl with the chair on Bubba,
now choking him out.
338
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,270
What is Gertner doing?
339
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:17,077
He couldn't smash a cockroach.
340
00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:24,384
It's Big Dick! Here comes Big Dick Dudley!
341
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,253
He has seen enough!
342
00:32:28,455 --> 00:32:30,290
Big Dick is suited up!
343
00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:37,497
They haven't seen Big Dick yet!
344
00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,634
Oh, Axl's seen him.
345
00:32:43,036 --> 00:32:44,404
Axl's gone.
346
00:32:46,139 --> 00:32:48,408
D-Von wants no part of Big...
347
00:32:49,943 --> 00:32:52,946
Oh, if that picture isn't
worth a thousand words.
348
00:32:59,252 --> 00:33:01,121
I'm gonna let this speak for itself.
349
00:33:18,471 --> 00:33:19,472
Hello!
350
00:33:25,578 --> 00:33:29,215
That is pure fear on the face of Joel Gertner.
351
00:33:29,316 --> 00:33:31,017
Along with Bubba Ray's hand.
352
00:33:36,790 --> 00:33:40,493
And what do the Dudleys have
in mind for Joel Gertner!
353
00:33:45,465 --> 00:33:46,499
(AIR HORN BLOWS)
354
00:33:46,599 --> 00:33:48,401
Scoop and a slam!
355
00:33:49,602 --> 00:33:51,838
Gertner's not going anywhere.
356
00:34:00,814 --> 00:34:04,317
This does not bode well
for young Joel Gertner.
357
00:34:04,784 --> 00:34:06,453
He may not be getting any older.
358
00:34:06,553 --> 00:34:08,088
(AIR HORN BLOWS)
359
00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:12,926
Big Dick Dudley-sault!
360
00:34:26,039 --> 00:34:29,509
- November to Remember '96.
- Mmm-hmm.
361
00:34:30,243 --> 00:34:32,379
What do you remember about that match?
362
00:34:32,479 --> 00:34:34,547
- The match was you and I...
- Right.
363
00:34:34,647 --> 00:34:38,718
And that was the first time you hit the, "Throw
me up in the air," Bubba Cutter.
364
00:34:38,818 --> 00:34:39,819
- Right.
- Yeah.
365
00:34:39,919 --> 00:34:42,856
I remember seeing the inception of the move
366
00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:45,225
done by Malenko and Mysterio,
367
00:34:45,425 --> 00:34:47,660
and as I was telling the guys,
368
00:34:48,194 --> 00:34:50,597
- like, we're not Malenko and Mysterio...
- No.
369
00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:52,599
...but we pulled it off like we were.
370
00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:54,401
I mean, you got so much height on it.
371
00:34:54,501 --> 00:34:57,971
And, like, that's the original
Bubba Cutter, and it was done perfectly
372
00:34:58,071 --> 00:34:59,672
- the first time. So like...
- Absolutely.
373
00:34:59,773 --> 00:35:01,608
...I think that brawl against one another,
374
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:05,278
and hittin' that move so perfectly, like,
375
00:35:05,378 --> 00:35:08,014
I thought that was
kind of cool and that's the most memorable...
376
00:35:08,114 --> 00:35:11,051
(SAMUEL I JACKSON RINGTONE)
Say "what" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya!
377
00:35:11,184 --> 00:35:14,587
Mother (BLEEP)
Say what one more (BLEEP) time.
378
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:15,655
What?
379
00:35:15,789 --> 00:35:16,823
(D-VON LAUGHS)
380
00:35:16,956 --> 00:35:18,658
...'cause you look like a bitch.
381
00:35:18,792 --> 00:35:19,993
(BOTH LAUGH)
382
00:35:20,527 --> 00:35:22,195
- That's your, uh...
- Ringtone.
383
00:35:22,295 --> 00:35:23,763
- That's your ringtone?
- Yeah.
384
00:35:23,863 --> 00:35:26,166
That's, like...
Is that a special ringtone for, like, your wife?
385
00:35:26,299 --> 00:35:28,334
No, uh... Well, I mean, it could be.
386
00:35:28,435 --> 00:35:31,271
- At times. Yep.
- Yeah, I mean, you know how that goes.
387
00:35:31,371 --> 00:35:34,207
But, uh, no, you know what? I, um...
388
00:35:34,574 --> 00:35:38,078
What I realize,
what I remember the most of that, especially
389
00:35:38,378 --> 00:35:40,480
that match and the one right before that,
390
00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:42,048
'cause they both were at the ECW Arena,
391
00:35:42,148 --> 00:35:44,451
was when we
beat the living hell out of each other.
392
00:35:45,218 --> 00:35:47,554
We beat the living hell out of each other.
393
00:35:47,654 --> 00:35:50,156
I don't remember anything more
than the November to Remember.
394
00:35:50,256 --> 00:35:53,726
D-VON: That one and then
the one when Spike came out of the bag.
395
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,395
Outta the potato sack bag.
396
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:57,163
BUBBA RAY: I remember him
coming out of the potato sack,
397
00:35:57,263 --> 00:35:58,531
but I just don't remember
what we did that night.
398
00:35:58,631 --> 00:36:00,967
I mean, it was just,
I remember we got reprimanded
399
00:36:01,101 --> 00:36:02,836
huge by Tazz.
400
00:36:02,936 --> 00:36:04,304
Sabu was upset.
401
00:36:04,404 --> 00:36:07,707
Oh, because we put
somebody through a table in the third match.
402
00:36:07,807 --> 00:36:10,176
- In the third match.
- Right, and Tazz was pissed off.
403
00:36:10,276 --> 00:36:11,478
Why was he pissed off?
404
00:36:11,578 --> 00:36:14,180
- Because he had to follow us.
- Yeah, pretty much. And he got upset.
405
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,749
Right, and he knew
that he couldn't follow our table bump.
406
00:36:16,850 --> 00:36:18,518
- Absolutely.
- Exactly, that's why he was mad.
407
00:36:18,618 --> 00:36:21,020
And the table bump that
you gave me, I don't know if you remember,
408
00:36:21,121 --> 00:36:23,723
I was laying flat down, stomach-first down.
409
00:36:23,823 --> 00:36:26,759
Face down on the table,
and you jumped and did a splash.
410
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:29,162
- Why would you take that?
- Uh, you told me to.
411
00:36:29,262 --> 00:36:30,830
- (D-VON LAUGHS)
- That's a good reason.
412
00:36:30,930 --> 00:36:32,398
- Did it work?
- Oh, it worked.
413
00:36:32,499 --> 00:36:34,467
You're alive and kickin', so it must've worked.
414
00:36:38,138 --> 00:36:39,639
VINCE: New York City, ladies and gentlemen,
415
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:42,709
the new Times Square outside
the Manhattan Center, live,
416
00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:44,043
we're coming to you, ladies and gentlemen,
417
00:36:44,144 --> 00:36:46,112
yes, it's Monday Night RAW.
418
00:36:46,212 --> 00:36:48,615
HEYMAN: May I speak now, Mr. McMahon?
419
00:36:48,715 --> 00:36:51,584
Ladies and gentlemen, in the ring,
420
00:36:51,684 --> 00:36:56,523
representing Extreme
Championship Wrestling,
421
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:59,859
D-Von Dudley!
422
00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:01,628
(MAN IN THE BOX PLAYS)
423
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,329
(CROWD BOOS)
424
00:37:40,767 --> 00:37:42,669
VINCE: Tommy Dreamer...
425
00:37:43,036 --> 00:37:44,304
(BELL DINGS)
426
00:37:44,404 --> 00:37:47,073
D-Von Dudley, those taped fists.
427
00:37:47,173 --> 00:37:48,875
JERRY: You know what, Paul E.?
VINCE: D-Von Dudley.
428
00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,043
HEYMAN: No, I don't know what.
429
00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:52,679
JERRY: I'll tell you what, you should
get down on your hands and knees,
430
00:37:52,779 --> 00:37:54,180
and kiss my royal feet,
431
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,450
for giving you the opportunity
to be out here and constantly
432
00:37:57,550 --> 00:37:59,185
plug your pay-per-view.
433
00:37:59,285 --> 00:38:02,789
I mean, more people are being
exposed to your ECW wrestling
434
00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:05,658
in this moment of the event
than the entire history
435
00:38:05,758 --> 00:38:07,694
of your whole little rinky-dink company.
436
00:38:07,794 --> 00:38:09,996
HEYMAN: And that's thanks to
the cojones of the man
437
00:38:10,096 --> 00:38:11,397
sitting next to you.
438
00:38:11,497 --> 00:38:12,899
- Not to you!
- JERRY: Yeah, right.
439
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:16,769
HEYMAN: As Tommy Dreamer takes
D-Von Dudley outside the ring.
440
00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:18,705
JERRY: Oh, good, here we go!
HEYMAN: And here we go!
441
00:38:18,805 --> 00:38:20,673
To get extreme!
442
00:38:21,474 --> 00:38:23,176
JERRY: What was that?
443
00:38:23,276 --> 00:38:26,246
HEYMAN: That's called a weapon
and that's called effective.
444
00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,214
JERRY: Right, yeah, now look
at these idiots in the crowd,
445
00:38:28,314 --> 00:38:29,816
McMahon, watch this.
446
00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:31,751
VINCE: That was a... A bell. The ring bell.
447
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,253
JERRY: What's he got now, huh?
448
00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:35,555
HEYMAN: A weapon, a cane.
449
00:38:36,155 --> 00:38:37,924
JERRY: That's some wrestling for ya.
450
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,392
VINCE: Well, I think we, uh...
451
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,893
(JERRY EXCLAIMS)
452
00:38:40,994 --> 00:38:43,563
...need to be drawing
some lines here, ladies and gentlemen.
453
00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:47,500
- JERRY: Oh, come on, McMahon, this is ECW.
- VINCE: No.
454
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,637
VINCE: That'll work. Hopefully, things aren't
gonna get out of hand here.
455
00:38:50,737 --> 00:38:54,540
HEYMAN: Well, hopefully they are,
that's what ECW is all about!
456
00:38:54,741 --> 00:38:56,242
We're not just wrestling,
457
00:38:56,342 --> 00:38:57,777
we're not just exciting,
458
00:38:57,844 --> 00:38:59,779
we are extreme!
459
00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:04,050
VINCE: Yes, there's
no doubt about that, but, uh... Oh!
460
00:39:05,084 --> 00:39:07,120
And anyone can get extreme.
461
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:08,421
HEYMAN: No, not anyone!
462
00:39:08,521 --> 00:39:10,556
VINCE: We're gonna have
extreme action here, ladies and gentlemen,
463
00:39:10,657 --> 00:39:14,560
no doubt, when the Undertaker
faces Faarooq, the leader of the Nation of...
464
00:39:14,627 --> 00:39:15,995
Oh!
465
00:39:16,095 --> 00:39:18,131
...the leader of the Nation of Domination.
466
00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:21,100
Coming up.
And of course, if you just joined us,
467
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,370
The Legion of Doom back in tag-team action,
468
00:39:24,504 --> 00:39:26,506
here in the World Wrestling Federation.
469
00:39:26,639 --> 00:39:29,809
You missed,
as well, the special arm wrestling event.
470
00:39:30,109 --> 00:39:32,812
Uh-oh, look at this.
What's going on with Tommy Dreamer?
471
00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:34,681
JERRY: Oh, they're doing
some wrestling, McMahon.
472
00:39:34,781 --> 00:39:37,016
VINCE: Yes, the Undertaker against Faarooq,
473
00:39:37,116 --> 00:39:41,387
but right now, Tommy Dreamer
against D-Von Dudley.
474
00:39:41,788 --> 00:39:45,291
HEYMAN: And this is a fight
of ultimate proportions.
475
00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:48,561
As the innovator of violence, Tommy Dreamer,
476
00:39:48,661 --> 00:39:51,030
you said anyone can get extreme,
477
00:39:51,130 --> 00:39:54,434
I doubt very seriously, that the court jester
478
00:39:54,534 --> 00:39:57,470
sitting next to you could ever be... Oh!
479
00:39:57,970 --> 00:39:59,505
...extreme.
480
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,241
JERRY: Hey, let me just tell
you this, Paul Dangerously.
481
00:40:02,342 --> 00:40:03,543
HEYMAN: No, you will never tell me anything.
482
00:40:03,643 --> 00:40:04,644
JERRY: No, yeah, let me tell you this,
483
00:40:04,744 --> 00:40:06,279
- I've been in wrestling...
- VINCE: Hey, come on, guys.
484
00:40:06,379 --> 00:40:08,281
JERRY: You know what, I've been in wrestling
485
00:40:08,381 --> 00:40:09,716
- about 20 years...
- HEYMAN: For 500 years, yeah.
486
00:40:09,816 --> 00:40:10,817
JERRY: For about 20 years...
487
00:40:10,917 --> 00:40:11,884
VINCE: Hey, guys, come on.
488
00:40:11,984 --> 00:40:13,386
...and I've never been ashamed to tell anybody
489
00:40:13,486 --> 00:40:14,754
that I was a wrestler, you understand that?
490
00:40:14,854 --> 00:40:17,390
When I left my hometown
of Memphis, Tennessee, this morning
491
00:40:17,490 --> 00:40:19,125
to fly to New York City,
492
00:40:19,225 --> 00:40:22,295
let me tell you something, the mayor...
They mayor of Memphis, Tennessee,
493
00:40:22,395 --> 00:40:24,564
Mayor Herenton was in the
airport flying to Kansas City,
494
00:40:24,697 --> 00:40:26,666
he looked at me and smiled
and said, "Hey, King,
495
00:40:26,766 --> 00:40:28,935
"if you ever need a tag-team partner, call me."
496
00:40:29,035 --> 00:40:31,404
I've never been
ashamed of being a professional wrestler,
497
00:40:31,504 --> 00:40:33,473
but right now, when I look
at this crap in the ring
498
00:40:33,573 --> 00:40:35,308
- and when I look at an idiot like you...
- Next word you say...
499
00:40:35,408 --> 00:40:37,243
-...sitting right there... Oh, shut up!
- Next word you say...
500
00:40:37,343 --> 00:40:39,512
- Shut up! Yeah, shut up!
- Shut up? Why don't you make me shut up.
501
00:40:39,612 --> 00:40:41,714
When I look at you and when
I look at this crap...
502
00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:45,585
The ECW should stand for
Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
503
00:40:45,685 --> 00:40:48,087
- I'm ashamed to be associated with it.
- Now, come on.
504
00:40:48,187 --> 00:40:49,689
You understand?
I'm ashamed to be associated with it.
505
00:40:49,789 --> 00:40:52,091
You're not associated with it.
And you never will be associated with it,
506
00:40:52,191 --> 00:40:53,659
'cause you're not man enough
to be associated with it.
507
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,727
VINCE: Watch what's goin' on.
508
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:57,163
Just chill out, all right?
This is the last match we're gonna have here
509
00:40:57,263 --> 00:40:58,331
- that is extreme tonight.
- JERRY: Thank God.
510
00:40:58,431 --> 00:40:59,665
- HEYMAN: You're welcome.
- VINCE: Nonetheless,
511
00:40:59,766 --> 00:41:02,201
D-Von Dudley, ladies and gentlemen.
512
00:41:03,636 --> 00:41:05,171
HEYMAN: Freakin' clown.
513
00:41:05,271 --> 00:41:09,242
VINCE: In the overalls, D-Von Dudley taking it
to Tommy Dreamer, and, uh...
514
00:41:09,308 --> 00:41:10,576
ALL: Oh!
515
00:41:12,979 --> 00:41:15,481
CROWD: (CHANTING) Tommy!
516
00:41:15,581 --> 00:41:18,284
HEYMAN: Oh, go ahead,
somebody call the match, I've had it with him.
517
00:41:18,384 --> 00:41:20,319
JERRY: Oh, yeah, right,
you sure wouldn't know what to call
518
00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:22,088
because you've never been
in a wrestling match.
519
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,290
You're what I call a "Jock Sniffer".
520
00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:27,059
You like to be around athletes
because you're not one yourself.
521
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,796
Only thing athletic about you
are your stinkin' feet, you understand that?
522
00:41:29,896 --> 00:41:31,531
- And all you do is leech onto...
- HEYMAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
523
00:41:31,631 --> 00:41:34,100
...a bunch of so-called
athletes to try to make money off of them.
524
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,670
HEYMAN: You know, while we're being
extreme, I have no problem sniffing your jock,
525
00:41:37,770 --> 00:41:39,238
- but I'm afraid you'd like it.
- Oh, yeah, is that right?
526
00:41:39,338 --> 00:41:41,507
- That's right. Great comeback.
- Is that right?
527
00:41:41,607 --> 00:41:43,476
VINCE: Wait a minute,
in any event, ladies and gentlemen...
528
00:41:43,576 --> 00:41:45,111
HEYMAN: You know,
stop telling me to wait a minute,
529
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:46,245
I've had it with him.
530
00:41:46,345 --> 00:41:48,381
- He invited us, you accepted.
- What's this? Aw, come on.
531
00:41:48,481 --> 00:41:49,649
Please. Standing by right now,
532
00:41:49,749 --> 00:41:51,751
- ladies and gentlemen...
- Come on, this is it!
533
00:41:51,818 --> 00:41:52,785
JERRY: ECW!
534
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,387
VINCE: I think the Undertaker...
535
00:41:54,487 --> 00:41:56,789
There he is,
and the Undertaker, ladies and gentlemen.
536
00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:57,890
- Come out!
- JERRY: Come on out here, Undertaker.
537
00:41:57,990 --> 00:42:00,460
VINCE: One on one
with the leader of The Nation
538
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,464
of Domination, Faarooq,
any last minute thoughts?
539
00:42:06,199 --> 00:42:10,436
Tonight, the march to WrestleMania the 13th
540
00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:13,806
begins with The Nation.
541
00:42:14,273 --> 00:42:16,175
They will all be laid aside.
542
00:42:16,275 --> 00:42:19,812
And the only thing that stands
between me and Psycho Sid
543
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:23,549
- at WrestleMania the 13th is time.
- VINCE: Oh...
544
00:42:23,649 --> 00:42:24,650
HEYMAN: Look at this.
545
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,719
VINCE: Thank you very much, the Undertaker.
546
00:42:26,819 --> 00:42:28,821
- HEYMAN: 350 pounds, Bubba Ray Dudley!
- JERRY: Now, what's going on?
547
00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:31,057
- VINCE: We are live, ladies and gentlemen.
- (MAN IN THE BOX PLAYS)
548
00:42:31,157 --> 00:42:33,726
HEYMAN: It's the Sandman! It's the Sandman!
549
00:42:33,826 --> 00:42:36,829
The Sandman is in the Manhattan Center.
550
00:42:41,834 --> 00:42:45,605
The icon of Extreme Championship Wrestling!
551
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:49,108
And we're about to get hardcore!
552
00:43:00,386 --> 00:43:04,323
Bubba Ray Dudley and D-Von
summon a miracle
553
00:43:04,423 --> 00:43:06,826
on extreme ECW.
554
00:43:12,498 --> 00:43:15,368
VINCE: Looks like things
are getting a little bit...
555
00:43:34,287 --> 00:43:36,889
As I was saying...
556
00:43:37,123 --> 00:43:38,658
(CROWD BOOING)
557
00:43:41,060 --> 00:43:44,864
The people have come from miles around,
558
00:43:44,964 --> 00:43:47,466
and plunked their money down,
559
00:43:47,633 --> 00:43:51,037
just to hear the sweet, melodic sound
560
00:43:51,137 --> 00:43:54,073
of the quintessential stud muffin,
561
00:43:54,206 --> 00:43:56,776
Joel Gertner.
562
00:43:56,976 --> 00:44:01,414
And at this time, it is your pleasure
563
00:44:01,747 --> 00:44:05,451
to hear me introduce the team
564
00:44:05,585 --> 00:44:09,956
that comes to you from the legendary
565
00:44:10,089 --> 00:44:13,793
fighting town of Dudleyville.
566
00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:17,563
Weighing in at a combined weight
567
00:44:17,663 --> 00:44:21,033
of 608 pounds.
568
00:44:21,233 --> 00:44:23,469
They are led to the ring
569
00:44:23,569 --> 00:44:25,404
by their half brother,
570
00:44:25,504 --> 00:44:28,608
Sign Guy Dudley!
571
00:44:29,508 --> 00:44:31,043
(CROWD BOOING)
572
00:44:34,914 --> 00:44:36,682
Ladies and gentlemen,
573
00:44:36,782 --> 00:44:37,950
here they are,
574
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:40,353
the undisputed,
575
00:44:40,419 --> 00:44:42,221
undefeated,
576
00:44:42,288 --> 00:44:44,290
heavyweight
577
00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:48,995
Tag Team Champions of the World,
578
00:44:49,362 --> 00:44:52,198
and the best tag team
579
00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:55,267
in wrestling today,
580
00:44:55,368 --> 00:44:56,369
(CROWD BOOING)
581
00:44:56,469 --> 00:44:59,205
Bubba Ray and D-Von,
582
00:44:59,305 --> 00:45:02,308
the Dudley Boyz!
583
00:45:02,441 --> 00:45:04,143
(CROWD BOOING)
584
00:45:06,946 --> 00:45:09,515
(THE ELIMINATORS THEME SONG PLAYING)
585
00:45:12,818 --> 00:45:15,187
STYLES: World Tag Team Champions,
586
00:45:15,688 --> 00:45:17,757
the Dudleys.
587
00:45:19,458 --> 00:45:22,294
There are a couple of men
coming to the ring right now
588
00:45:22,395 --> 00:45:24,497
who feel differently.
589
00:45:25,197 --> 00:45:28,367
As to who the best tag team
in the world today is.
590
00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:31,237
(CROWD CHEERING)
591
00:45:34,607 --> 00:45:36,308
They are the former
592
00:45:36,409 --> 00:45:40,680
ECW World Tag Team Champions,
593
00:45:42,248 --> 00:45:44,984
Saturn, Kronus,
594
00:45:45,051 --> 00:45:47,453
The Eliminators.
595
00:45:50,489 --> 00:45:53,459
Ass, baby! Ass!
(WHOOPING)
596
00:46:05,404 --> 00:46:08,307
And the Dudleys want no part
of The Eliminators.
597
00:46:08,407 --> 00:46:09,975
(BELL DINGING)
598
00:46:11,110 --> 00:46:13,512
Is Sign Guy crazy?
599
00:46:18,951 --> 00:46:20,419
Total elimination!
600
00:46:24,590 --> 00:46:26,492
The champions attack!
601
00:46:26,859 --> 00:46:27,860
Reverse DDT!
602
00:46:28,728 --> 00:46:31,097
Bubba Ray Dudley working over Kronus.
603
00:46:36,569 --> 00:46:37,570
Bubba Bomb!
604
00:46:39,271 --> 00:46:41,240
Diving head-butt!
605
00:46:41,307 --> 00:46:43,509
One, two...
606
00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:46,078
Two-count only.
607
00:46:49,949 --> 00:46:52,017
Irish Whip!
608
00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:55,821
Tilt-a-whirl Bubba slam.
609
00:46:55,921 --> 00:46:58,090
And a splash.
Great double-team by the champs.
610
00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:00,092
Two and... Kronus breaks it up.
611
00:47:00,726 --> 00:47:02,628
And gets nailed for his efforts.
612
00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:10,169
Bubba Ray slapping Kronus.
613
00:47:14,273 --> 00:47:17,610
Vertical suplex and a high crossbody.
Nice way to get into it.
614
00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:19,578
Saturn makes the save.
615
00:47:27,353 --> 00:47:28,854
Irish Whip!
616
00:47:28,921 --> 00:47:30,322
Saturn ducked.
617
00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:33,492
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- Saturnsault!
618
00:47:33,793 --> 00:47:35,127
Double dropkick!
619
00:47:35,661 --> 00:47:36,662
Clothesline!
620
00:47:37,663 --> 00:47:38,664
Clothesline!
621
00:47:41,534 --> 00:47:44,003
Bubba slam with authority!
622
00:47:45,337 --> 00:47:47,873
And that put a screeching halt
to the momentum
623
00:47:48,641 --> 00:47:50,009
of the challengers.
624
00:47:53,979 --> 00:47:55,314
Irish Whip.
625
00:47:56,549 --> 00:47:58,818
They were going for the 3D, the deadly...
626
00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,519
- And Saturn broke it up!
- MAN: Oh, my God!
627
00:48:00,619 --> 00:48:03,689
STYLES: They were going
for the coup de grâce, and they missed.
628
00:48:11,463 --> 00:48:15,568
Pair of spinning roundhouses.
That's the do-si-so.
629
00:48:15,868 --> 00:48:18,737
Front kicks. Whoo!
630
00:48:20,172 --> 00:48:21,674
Elbows, back fists,
631
00:48:22,641 --> 00:48:24,276
pair of side kicks.
632
00:48:27,847 --> 00:48:31,417
There's that great
martial arts background of The Eliminators.
633
00:48:35,588 --> 00:48:36,589
(LOUD THUD)
634
00:48:37,423 --> 00:48:38,824
Pair of slams.
635
00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:52,371
(CROWD CHEERING)
636
00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:54,506
Are you kidding me?
637
00:48:54,607 --> 00:48:57,209
Twisting, serial splashes.
638
00:49:02,214 --> 00:49:04,483
CROWD: (CHANTING) ECW!
639
00:49:10,522 --> 00:49:13,259
And the challengers now in control
640
00:49:13,792 --> 00:49:16,061
of this tag team title match-up.
641
00:49:21,267 --> 00:49:23,702
Dudleys trying to get it together.
642
00:49:28,974 --> 00:49:30,943
The Champs are down.
643
00:49:40,152 --> 00:49:42,087
They're not safe out there.
644
00:49:43,956 --> 00:49:45,791
(CROWD CHEERING)
645
00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:47,293
MAN: Oh, my God!
646
00:49:47,393 --> 00:49:50,029
STYLES: Saturnsault
to the outside of the floor.
647
00:49:54,433 --> 00:49:56,001
What athleticism!
648
00:50:01,573 --> 00:50:03,075
(CROWD CHEERING)
649
00:50:03,809 --> 00:50:06,078
Great display, Kronus struck!
650
00:50:07,513 --> 00:50:10,282
He weighs 265 pounds,
651
00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:11,784
and I defy you
652
00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:15,087
to show me another 265-pounder,
653
00:50:15,187 --> 00:50:16,655
anywhere in the world,
654
00:50:16,755 --> 00:50:19,625
competing in this great sport,
who can do that.
655
00:50:25,297 --> 00:50:26,532
(CROWD CHEERING)
656
00:50:26,632 --> 00:50:29,368
Springboard spin kick by Saturn.
657
00:50:41,647 --> 00:50:43,115
Hurricane Kronus.
658
00:50:44,116 --> 00:50:47,286
And things are looking stormy
for the champions right now.
659
00:50:49,855 --> 00:50:54,193
What power by Kronus!
Bubba Ray weighs about 370-375.
660
00:50:55,995 --> 00:50:57,896
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- Kronus drops an elbow!
661
00:50:57,997 --> 00:51:01,700
Excuse me.
Saturn drops an elbow from the stratosphere.
662
00:51:08,540 --> 00:51:11,543
Irish Whip! D-Von ducks.
663
00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:13,512
The leapfrogs.
664
00:51:14,513 --> 00:51:17,016
Ridge hands to the front,
ridge hands to the back.
665
00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:19,618
And a couple of Russian sweeps.
666
00:51:25,090 --> 00:51:27,326
Scoop and a slam on Bubba Ray Dudley.
667
00:51:36,568 --> 00:51:39,738
Double-jump springboard Saturnsault!
668
00:51:47,179 --> 00:51:49,148
D-Von Dudley gets planted.
669
00:51:49,615 --> 00:51:51,450
CROWD: (CHANTING) Saturn!
670
00:51:52,851 --> 00:51:55,621
Where is Kronus going? All the way up top.
671
00:51:57,589 --> 00:51:59,058
(WHOOPING)
672
00:52:01,226 --> 00:52:02,528
(CROWD CHEERING)
673
00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:03,962
Forward-flipping splash!
674
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:18,177
The Eliminators are sending a
message to every tag team out there.
675
00:52:20,245 --> 00:52:21,780
Pair of roundhouses.
676
00:52:25,918 --> 00:52:27,586
Roundhouse sandwich!
677
00:52:28,053 --> 00:52:30,155
That'll collapse your chest cavity.
678
00:52:33,258 --> 00:52:34,993
And this may be the end.
679
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,264
Total Elimination! Cover!
680
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,134
(BELL DINGING)
681
00:52:42,568 --> 00:52:43,902
They got 'em!
682
00:52:44,636 --> 00:52:47,873
GERTNER: Your winner and new
683
00:52:48,273 --> 00:52:53,345
ECW World Tag Team Champions
684
00:52:53,579 --> 00:52:55,481
for the third time,
685
00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:58,550
Saturn, Kronus,
686
00:52:58,784 --> 00:53:01,353
The Eliminators!
687
00:53:01,453 --> 00:53:03,222
(CROWD CHEERING)
688
00:53:12,297 --> 00:53:16,401
The great thing
about that was the tension in the air.
689
00:53:16,602 --> 00:53:18,704
Everybody was on edge.
690
00:53:18,837 --> 00:53:20,205
It was our first pay-per-view.
691
00:53:20,305 --> 00:53:23,108
No one had really been
on a pay-per-view before in that locker room.
692
00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:25,110
So, to me,
693
00:53:25,210 --> 00:53:28,847
it was like the tension was just...
You can cut it with a knife.
694
00:53:29,014 --> 00:53:31,617
And we were the ones to kick it off.
695
00:53:31,783 --> 00:53:32,985
- That was the thing.
- Yeah.
696
00:53:33,085 --> 00:53:35,020
For us to kick it off, we set the tone.
697
00:53:35,154 --> 00:53:36,622
- I mean...
- I mean, first pay-per-view...
698
00:53:36,722 --> 00:53:38,157
ECW pay-per-view ever,
699
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:40,959
being the first match, setting the tone,
700
00:53:41,059 --> 00:53:43,896
and, um... And I think we did pretty well.
701
00:53:43,996 --> 00:53:45,430
- I think we did extremely well.
- Yeah.
702
00:53:45,531 --> 00:53:47,900
D-VON: And then
for the fact that you even broke your ankle,
703
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,168
and then finished the match.
704
00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:52,004
I mean, you see,
you're hobbling around in there, it was...
705
00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:53,739
- It was, uh...
- It was shattered.
706
00:53:53,839 --> 00:53:56,008
- It was shattered.
- Yeah, I know 'cause you were screaming,
707
00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:57,743
- ''D-Von, my ankle..."
- And then...
708
00:53:57,843 --> 00:53:58,877
And then I remember...
709
00:53:58,977 --> 00:54:00,179
I remember the doctor telling me
710
00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:02,881
that I'd probably be in the cast for...
711
00:54:03,015 --> 00:54:04,683
I think about three months.
712
00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:07,920
And Paul had said,
"Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
713
00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:10,222
"We'll have Big Dick tag with D-Von,
714
00:54:10,322 --> 00:54:12,891
"and he'll just...
He'll fill in for you while that's going on."
715
00:54:12,991 --> 00:54:14,126
And I knew that that would
just be a disaster...
716
00:54:14,259 --> 00:54:15,427
(LAUGHING)
717
00:54:15,561 --> 00:54:18,230
...and that all of our
momentum would have just stopped,
718
00:54:18,330 --> 00:54:19,565
- right then and there. So...
- (LAUGHING)
719
00:54:20,699 --> 00:54:24,236
What I remember, is being
in my family's house,
720
00:54:24,336 --> 00:54:27,072
it's about 3:00
in the morning, I'm sitting up in bed,
721
00:54:27,172 --> 00:54:28,574
and I'm like, "I gotta do something."
722
00:54:28,674 --> 00:54:30,776
The cast was closing in on me.
723
00:54:30,876 --> 00:54:33,912
I was itchy, and I was pissed.
724
00:54:34,012 --> 00:54:35,581
And I hobbled down
725
00:54:35,681 --> 00:54:37,816
into my father's tool cabinet,
726
00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:40,752
and I got a hacksaw and a pair of pliers,
727
00:54:40,852 --> 00:54:42,955
and I hacked my cast off.
728
00:54:43,055 --> 00:54:44,957
- I remember.
- In my room, peeled it off,
729
00:54:45,057 --> 00:54:47,326
I just put it in a walking cast the next day,
730
00:54:47,426 --> 00:54:49,294
and I continued to wrestle,
731
00:54:49,394 --> 00:54:51,129
on a shattered ankle
732
00:54:51,230 --> 00:54:54,032
in a walking cast,
which I still pay for to this day.
733
00:54:54,132 --> 00:54:56,802
Well, that's why you
don't take this cast off before it's done.
734
00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:58,136
No, not after three days.
735
00:54:58,270 --> 00:54:59,504
(LAUGHS)
736
00:55:02,207 --> 00:55:04,443
(CROWD CHEERING)
737
00:55:06,078 --> 00:55:07,813
STYLES: This is going to be a war,
738
00:55:07,913 --> 00:55:10,716
the likes of which we have never seen before
739
00:55:10,816 --> 00:55:13,051
on pay-per-view.
740
00:55:23,662 --> 00:55:25,964
(BELL DINGING)
741
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:40,112
Tommy Dreamer to start out
with D-Von Dudley.
742
00:55:43,582 --> 00:55:45,717
Lot of trash talking going on.
743
00:55:50,155 --> 00:55:52,090
Reversal on the Irish Whip!
744
00:55:52,190 --> 00:55:53,959
Go-behind by Dreamer.
745
00:55:54,259 --> 00:55:55,727
D-Von sent for the ride.
746
00:55:55,827 --> 00:55:58,130
Leapfrog. Boot to the midsection.
747
00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:00,065
Dreamer sent for the ride.
748
00:56:00,265 --> 00:56:01,433
Sunset flip.
749
00:56:01,566 --> 00:56:02,701
(SCREAMING)
750
00:56:02,801 --> 00:56:05,037
Can Tommy get over? No. D-Von drops down.
751
00:56:05,137 --> 00:56:08,040
Tommy hooks the shoulders, takes him over.
Two-count only.
752
00:56:08,140 --> 00:56:10,742
Tommy's down. Flips him over.
D-Von is now down.
753
00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:14,246
(QUARRELING LOUDLY)
754
00:56:23,689 --> 00:56:25,757
Straight right hand by Tommy.
755
00:56:32,297 --> 00:56:33,498
(CROWD CHEERING)
756
00:56:33,598 --> 00:56:35,934
Hangman's neckbreaker
from the top turnbuckle.
757
00:56:36,034 --> 00:56:39,671
That's why Tommy Dreamer
is the Innovator of Violence.
758
00:56:40,372 --> 00:56:42,708
(YELLING LOUDLY)
759
00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:55,554
D-Von tags in Bubba Ray.
760
00:56:56,722 --> 00:56:58,323
Over here!
761
00:56:58,690 --> 00:57:00,359
STYLES: Spike's going nuts. He wants in.
762
00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:02,694
CROWD: (CHANTING) Spike!
763
00:57:09,067 --> 00:57:11,503
Spike's giving up 200 pounds. Here he comes.
764
00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:14,272
What a huge bail.
765
00:57:14,639 --> 00:57:16,208
Here he comes again.
766
00:57:16,274 --> 00:57:18,243
Press slam.
767
00:57:18,377 --> 00:57:20,078
(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
768
00:57:20,746 --> 00:57:23,315
Gertner and Sign Guy along with Jeff Jones.
769
00:57:26,318 --> 00:57:27,719
Laughing at Spike.
770
00:57:35,127 --> 00:57:37,295
Bubba Ray lost his footing. One-count only.
771
00:57:39,064 --> 00:57:40,432
Elbow to the face.
772
00:57:41,099 --> 00:57:42,601
Spike ducks.
773
00:57:42,901 --> 00:57:45,337
Forearm nails Bubba Ray. Make it two.
774
00:57:47,239 --> 00:57:49,708
CROWD: One, two, three, four,
775
00:57:49,808 --> 00:57:52,144
five, six, seven, eight,
776
00:57:52,210 --> 00:57:53,912
nine, ten.
777
00:57:56,248 --> 00:57:57,883
Spike's standing on Bubba Ray.
778
00:57:58,583 --> 00:57:59,751
(WHOOPING)
779
00:57:59,885 --> 00:58:01,019
Hurricanrana?
780
00:58:01,820 --> 00:58:03,388
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
781
00:58:04,923 --> 00:58:07,292
- Bubba Bomb!
- I'm sorry, baby, make the tag.
782
00:58:09,227 --> 00:58:11,630
STYLES: Spike has got to make the tag.
783
00:58:14,032 --> 00:58:15,033
I'm sorry, Spike.
784
00:58:15,133 --> 00:58:17,235
All your fault, boys.
785
00:58:19,971 --> 00:58:21,339
MAN: It's all your fault, Dreamer.
786
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,875
Come on, Spike. I'm sorry, baby. Suck it up.
787
00:58:26,745 --> 00:58:28,947
STYLES: Spike is in the wrong corner.
788
00:58:30,615 --> 00:58:32,818
Spike does not need a family reunion.
789
00:58:32,918 --> 00:58:34,953
Look at D-Von choking away.
790
00:58:35,353 --> 00:58:37,289
( INDISTINCT YELLING)
791
00:58:43,195 --> 00:58:45,530
STYLES: Spike Dudley
has got to make the tag
792
00:58:45,630 --> 00:58:47,699
to either the Sandman or Tommy Dreamer.
793
00:58:47,799 --> 00:58:50,235
What do you think of this fight now?
794
00:58:58,710 --> 00:59:00,178
Irish Whip!
795
00:59:02,113 --> 00:59:03,849
Clothesline.
796
00:59:03,949 --> 00:59:05,817
Crushes the larynx of Spike.
797
00:59:06,051 --> 00:59:07,752
(LOUD POUNDING)
798
00:59:07,853 --> 00:59:10,589
- Yeah, Bubba!
- TOMMY: Spike! Spike! Spike!
799
00:59:10,689 --> 00:59:12,390
ALL: (CHANTING) Spike!
800
00:59:17,996 --> 00:59:19,764
Spike sent for the ride again.
801
00:59:21,066 --> 00:59:23,735
What a back drop.
Spike Dudley up in the lights.
802
00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:32,811
TOMMY: Spike, suck it up, man.
803
00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:37,349
MAN: The only thing that's sucking up is you
around here, Dreamer.
804
00:59:40,252 --> 00:59:42,087
STYLES: Slap to the face.
805
00:59:42,754 --> 00:59:44,689
And Spike comes back up fighting.
806
00:59:44,923 --> 00:59:46,858
(SCREAMING)
807
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:50,529
MAN: Come on, Bubba.
808
00:59:51,196 --> 00:59:52,697
Bubba!
809
00:59:53,064 --> 00:59:55,767
Scoop and a slam, Spike gets...
810
00:59:57,536 --> 00:59:59,538
Spike is dazed as Bubba...
811
01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:02,107
Bubba missed the splash.
812
01:00:03,675 --> 01:00:05,377
Forearm.
813
01:00:06,044 --> 01:00:08,680
Boot to the midsection
stops Spike in his tracks.
814
01:00:11,249 --> 01:00:13,051
Bubba Bomb coming up.
815
01:00:14,686 --> 01:00:15,854
A hurricanrana!
816
01:00:15,987 --> 01:00:17,155
(CROWD CHEERING)
817
01:00:19,357 --> 01:00:22,527
Beard or the forehead,
and Bubba driven face first into the canvas.
818
01:00:22,627 --> 01:00:24,429
Cover! One-count only.
819
01:00:27,599 --> 01:00:29,034
- Time out!
- Time out!
820
01:00:45,016 --> 01:00:46,885
And there is the tag
821
01:00:46,985 --> 01:00:49,754
to ECW's giant,
822
01:00:50,388 --> 01:00:52,123
six foot seven,
823
01:00:52,757 --> 01:00:55,493
300... Well, he's down to 360 pounds,
824
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,162
he's lost 15.
825
01:00:57,829 --> 01:01:00,865
26-inch arms on Big Dick Dudley,
826
01:01:00,999 --> 01:01:03,969
in against the extreme icon, the Sandman.
827
01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:06,638
(YELLS)
828
01:01:09,274 --> 01:01:13,111
Big Dick Dudley
has a record longer than Gertner's lunch list.
829
01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:28,293
They tie up again.
830
01:01:29,961 --> 01:01:31,997
Big Dick is backed into the corner.
831
01:01:32,097 --> 01:01:33,565
(LOUD POUNDING)
832
01:01:36,368 --> 01:01:37,836
Boot to the midsection.
833
01:01:40,839 --> 01:01:43,341
Sandman's gonna break his
knuckles on Big Dick's head.
834
01:01:44,909 --> 01:01:46,611
Clothesline sends Big Dick to the outside.
835
01:01:46,711 --> 01:01:49,080
Big Dick snatches the Sandman
and drags him outside.
836
01:01:49,147 --> 01:01:50,248
(GRUNTS)
837
01:01:52,350 --> 01:01:56,287
And now the Sandman is being mauled by the
grizzly bear that is Big Dick Dudley.
838
01:01:56,388 --> 01:01:58,957
We've got all six men on the outside.
839
01:01:59,391 --> 01:02:01,526
That didn't take long.
840
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:09,868
Big Dick throws the Sandman
up and over the guardrail.
841
01:02:10,502 --> 01:02:12,370
Where did Tommy and D-Von go?
842
01:02:12,737 --> 01:02:14,606
Spike is standing on Bubba.
843
01:02:14,706 --> 01:02:16,041
(GROANING)
844
01:02:18,043 --> 01:02:19,811
(CROWD CHEERING)
845
01:02:25,250 --> 01:02:27,619
Dreamer is dragging D-Von Dudley
846
01:02:27,719 --> 01:02:29,120
all over the building.
847
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:35,493
(GRUNTS)
848
01:02:35,627 --> 01:02:36,961
Fist between the eyes.
849
01:02:37,495 --> 01:02:39,798
(EXCLAIMING)
850
01:02:39,998 --> 01:02:42,600
Spike going berserk on D-Von.
851
01:02:46,204 --> 01:02:47,906
(SCREAMING)
852
01:02:48,006 --> 01:02:50,475
Big Dick hits the steel.
853
01:02:58,249 --> 01:02:59,851
Sandman sent for the ride.
854
01:03:00,285 --> 01:03:02,087
Clothesline.
855
01:03:07,759 --> 01:03:09,227
Back the other way.
856
01:03:09,327 --> 01:03:10,929
MAN: Do it, Dreamer!
857
01:03:16,901 --> 01:03:20,171
Straight right hands by Bubba Ray
Dudley who is just picking his shots.
858
01:03:21,473 --> 01:03:23,274
He missed that one.
859
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:28,012
Dreamer hits the steel.
860
01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:38,790
Frankensander!
861
01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:40,525
(SCREAMS)
862
01:03:40,792 --> 01:03:42,727
Big Dick with a chair.
863
01:03:44,796 --> 01:03:46,498
(CROWD CHEERING)
864
01:03:51,636 --> 01:03:53,538
(GROANING)
865
01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:55,740
Bubba was trying to crush Dreamer,
866
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,109
instead he may have pulled his hamstring.
867
01:04:00,478 --> 01:04:02,714
Big Dick Dudley is busted open.
868
01:04:02,814 --> 01:04:04,616
Looks like Spike is, as well.
869
01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:07,252
Sandman busted himself up.
870
01:04:08,086 --> 01:04:10,255
Where in the hell is Spike going?
871
01:04:17,228 --> 01:04:18,630
(CROWD CHEERING)
872
01:04:19,597 --> 01:04:21,032
Oh, my God!
873
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:23,468
CROWD: (CHANTING) ECW!
874
01:04:31,643 --> 01:04:33,011
They're watching ECW,
875
01:04:33,111 --> 01:04:35,446
accept no imitations for this insanity.
876
01:04:35,547 --> 01:04:37,515
We've got a ladder in the ring.
877
01:04:41,853 --> 01:04:43,922
D-Von buried underneath that ladder.
878
01:04:44,722 --> 01:04:46,925
The Sandman going up.
879
01:04:47,525 --> 01:04:48,993
(CROWD CHEERING)
880
01:04:49,093 --> 01:04:51,062
Somersault senton!
881
01:04:51,162 --> 01:04:54,833
And a bloody D-Von Dudley
gets crushed underneath the ladder.
882
01:04:58,603 --> 01:04:59,971
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
883
01:05:00,071 --> 01:05:02,874
The Sandman back dropped
on the ramp by Big Dick.
884
01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:10,048
Dick!
885
01:05:10,181 --> 01:05:12,750
The Dudleys have
Tommy Dreamer all to themselves.
886
01:05:13,585 --> 01:05:15,153
Scoop and a slam on Tommy.
887
01:05:15,253 --> 01:05:18,056
They're gonna focus on Tommy.
It's Tommy who they wanna hurt.
888
01:05:18,156 --> 01:05:20,792
And it's Tommy who they wanna beat.
889
01:05:21,726 --> 01:05:23,194
(EXCLAIMING)
890
01:05:23,261 --> 01:05:24,829
(GROANS)
891
01:05:27,265 --> 01:05:29,234
(CROWD CHEERING)
892
01:05:30,335 --> 01:05:32,303
Dreamer underneath the ladder.
893
01:05:34,105 --> 01:05:35,473
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
894
01:05:35,607 --> 01:05:37,542
Oh, my God.
895
01:05:45,550 --> 01:05:47,285
Tommy looks hurt.
896
01:05:47,719 --> 01:05:49,954
Bubba Ray Dudley with the senton.
897
01:05:50,054 --> 01:05:52,323
Dreamer buried underneath the ladder.
898
01:05:52,423 --> 01:05:54,292
Spike is still fighting.
899
01:05:54,392 --> 01:05:57,795
Throws D-Von to the outside.
Here he comes to the aid of Tommy Dreamer.
900
01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:01,332
Testicular claw, going for the acid drop.
901
01:06:01,432 --> 01:06:02,667
(CROWD CHEERING)
902
01:06:02,767 --> 01:06:05,003
And plants Bubba Ray Dudley.
903
01:06:08,039 --> 01:06:09,974
No, D-Von makes the save.
904
01:06:15,780 --> 01:06:17,048
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
905
01:06:17,148 --> 01:06:19,517
Side slam on the ladder.
906
01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:34,966
Big Dick gets crotched.
907
01:06:35,066 --> 01:06:37,268
He's tied to the tree of woe.
908
01:06:40,805 --> 01:06:43,908
Bubba Ray and D-Von
double-teaming Dreamer.
909
01:06:47,312 --> 01:06:49,380
Here comes Spike to help out.
910
01:06:52,750 --> 01:06:54,252
And the tide has turned.
911
01:06:54,352 --> 01:06:57,755
As now, Bubba Ray Dudley
is tied to the tree of woe as well.
912
01:06:59,624 --> 01:07:01,526
Spike can't pick up D-Von.
913
01:07:01,726 --> 01:07:03,561
But he can with help from Dreamer.
914
01:07:03,661 --> 01:07:06,431
We've got all three Dudley Boyz
tied to trees of woe.
915
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,536
Sign Guy gets caught.
916
01:07:12,670 --> 01:07:15,573
Figure Four! Figure Four! Figure Four!
917
01:07:15,673 --> 01:07:17,075
Dreamer's gonna snap the leg.
918
01:07:17,175 --> 01:07:20,445
Dreamer's gonna snap the leg
of Sign Guy Dudley.
919
01:07:20,545 --> 01:07:22,747
In comes Jeff Jones,
920
01:07:22,847 --> 01:07:24,582
the sell-out referee.
921
01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:35,059
(EXCLAIMING)
922
01:07:35,159 --> 01:07:38,029
Jeff Jones mocking Tommy Dreamer.
923
01:07:38,262 --> 01:07:40,498
(CROWD CHEERING)
924
01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:45,069
Piledriver. Jones gets spiked!
925
01:07:46,371 --> 01:07:47,939
(CROWD CHEERING)
926
01:07:54,379 --> 01:07:57,081
Gertner tied to the tree of woe.
927
01:08:06,391 --> 01:08:09,327
Jim Molineaux working
with Sandman, Dreamer and Spike.
928
01:08:09,994 --> 01:08:12,363
Four-way drop kick!
929
01:08:12,530 --> 01:08:14,832
(CROWD CHEERING)
930
01:08:16,901 --> 01:08:18,936
Gertner called Molineaux bold
931
01:08:19,037 --> 01:08:21,939
before the match-up, and there's his receipt.
932
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:24,142
CROWD: (CHANTING) ECW!
933
01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:34,118
Dreamer, driver in the center of the ring.
934
01:08:34,218 --> 01:08:37,321
Cover! Hooks the leg... No.
Big Dick makes the save.
935
01:08:39,924 --> 01:08:42,427
The Innovator of Violence strikes again.
936
01:08:42,527 --> 01:08:44,629
That move will pop up on
Monday Night wrestling soon.
937
01:08:44,729 --> 01:08:46,664
They'll call it somethin' else.
938
01:08:53,771 --> 01:08:56,841
This has turned into
the bloodbath we knew it would be.
939
01:08:59,544 --> 01:09:02,914
Big Dick with total penetration on the ladder.
940
01:09:03,014 --> 01:09:04,715
(SCREAMING)
941
01:09:09,987 --> 01:09:11,289
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
942
01:09:11,389 --> 01:09:13,357
Spike was going for the swinging bulldog
943
01:09:13,458 --> 01:09:15,827
on the mastodon, Big Dick Dudley.
944
01:09:17,562 --> 01:09:20,932
Big Dick takes
the Singapore cane between the eyes,
945
01:09:21,032 --> 01:09:23,401
and right to the groin.
946
01:09:24,102 --> 01:09:25,570
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
947
01:09:25,670 --> 01:09:29,006
Bubba ducked and
cracked the Sandman right in the skull.
948
01:09:41,919 --> 01:09:44,322
Bubba missed the splash.
Bubba missed the splash.
949
01:09:44,422 --> 01:09:46,057
He splashed the ladder.
950
01:09:47,658 --> 01:09:50,628
DDT on the ladder! Cover! Hooked the leg!
951
01:09:50,995 --> 01:09:53,231
And got him! They got him!
952
01:09:54,065 --> 01:09:57,101
Tommy Dreamer got revenge for Beulah.
953
01:09:57,535 --> 01:10:00,271
GERTNER: Spike Dudley, Tommy Dreamer!
954
01:10:00,371 --> 01:10:02,673
And the Sandman!
955
01:10:06,644 --> 01:10:08,779
In ECW,
956
01:10:10,314 --> 01:10:11,315
boys become men.
957
01:10:11,415 --> 01:10:14,051
STYLES: Joel, you know these guys
better than anyone,
958
01:10:14,152 --> 01:10:15,353
where are they going with all this?
959
01:10:15,453 --> 01:10:17,121
GERTNER: I'm afraid to
speculate where they're going,
960
01:10:17,221 --> 01:10:18,990
- but there's only one way to find out.
- CROWD: (CHANTING) ECW!
961
01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:22,226
STYLES: Just watch the monitor.
You're just so helpful.
962
01:10:24,462 --> 01:10:26,230
Just leave with our belt.
963
01:10:27,798 --> 01:10:30,801
In ECW, men
964
01:10:31,269 --> 01:10:32,803
become heroes.
965
01:10:32,904 --> 01:10:35,540
STYLES: Heroes to who?
Who do you two think you are?
966
01:10:35,773 --> 01:10:38,042
GERTNER: In the case of
the Dudleys, villains.
967
01:10:39,577 --> 01:10:42,713
But in the World Wrestling Federation,
968
01:10:45,883 --> 01:10:49,487
heroes become legends.
969
01:10:49,754 --> 01:10:51,489
STYLES: Oh, please!
970
01:10:57,195 --> 01:10:59,330
And legends
971
01:10:59,430 --> 01:11:02,033
become gods!
972
01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:03,601
STYLES: What a remark!
973
01:11:08,839 --> 01:11:11,842
And if God was a heel,
974
01:11:11,943 --> 01:11:15,313
he'd be the Dudley Boyz.
975
01:11:15,413 --> 01:11:17,014
(CROWD CHEERING)
976
01:11:17,648 --> 01:11:19,884
STYLES: Full of themselves, aren't they?
977
01:11:19,984 --> 01:11:21,319
GERTNER: Why not?
978
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:26,691
So, before we take these belts,
979
01:11:27,024 --> 01:11:29,894
and jump on I-95...
980
01:11:32,396 --> 01:11:35,266
(CROWD SINGING NA NA HEY HEY
(KISS HIM GOODBYE))
981
01:11:35,900 --> 01:11:39,637
STYLES: They're gonna
leave with our World Tag Team Title belt.
982
01:11:42,373 --> 01:11:43,874
How embarrassing!
983
01:11:44,909 --> 01:11:46,410
Damn!
984
01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:49,780
GERTNER: And although he
claimed that they were gods,
985
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:54,385
they're not quite getting the type of
worship that they desire right now.
986
01:12:04,228 --> 01:12:08,499
Typical disrespectful
white trash from Queens.
987
01:12:12,303 --> 01:12:14,939
STYLES: Why is it every time
Bubba opens his mouth,
988
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:18,175
I cringe and really fear for what he might say?
989
01:12:19,844 --> 01:12:22,013
Before we take these belts
990
01:12:22,113 --> 01:12:23,848
to the true city
991
01:12:23,948 --> 01:12:25,683
of hardcore wrestling,
992
01:12:25,783 --> 01:12:27,451
Stanford, Connecticut...
993
01:12:27,551 --> 01:12:30,288
STYLES: Fans, you are
watching wrestling history,
994
01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:32,356
and it's not good news for ECW.
995
01:12:32,523 --> 01:12:34,058
(CROWD BOOING)
996
01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:38,929
There's one more thing
997
01:12:39,030 --> 01:12:41,632
that we gotta do.
998
01:12:48,205 --> 01:12:52,109
Now that we've beaten this company,
999
01:12:53,611 --> 01:12:56,580
now, we're gonna ruin
1000
01:12:56,747 --> 01:12:58,416
this company.
1001
01:13:00,584 --> 01:13:02,887
We are gonna suck
1002
01:13:02,987 --> 01:13:05,956
the life, the blood,
1003
01:13:06,057 --> 01:13:08,993
the soul, the guts,
1004
01:13:09,060 --> 01:13:10,995
the backbone
1005
01:13:11,095 --> 01:13:13,831
of ECW right out.
1006
01:13:18,669 --> 01:13:20,671
We're gonna do something
1007
01:13:20,905 --> 01:13:22,540
we should've did
1008
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:27,411
and finished a long time ago.
1009
01:13:37,021 --> 01:13:38,522
CROWD: (CHANTING) Sabu!
1010
01:13:43,928 --> 01:13:45,830
Chant any name you want,
1011
01:13:45,930 --> 01:13:47,465
if they hit this ring,
1012
01:13:47,565 --> 01:13:50,201
they gettin' jacked up, hit with 3D,
1013
01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:52,470
and out of wrestling for good.
1014
01:13:52,570 --> 01:13:53,938
(CROWD BOOING)
1015
01:14:00,478 --> 01:14:01,912
Now...
1016
01:14:02,012 --> 01:14:04,882
if you got one little hair
1017
01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:08,519
on that big fat ass of yours,
1018
01:14:08,619 --> 01:14:10,287
Tommy Dreamer...
1019
01:14:10,388 --> 01:14:11,922
(CROWD CHEERING)
1020
01:14:14,725 --> 01:14:18,129
Get your broken back,
1021
01:14:18,229 --> 01:14:20,030
useless piece
1022
01:14:20,131 --> 01:14:23,667
of dog trash ass out here
1023
01:14:23,768 --> 01:14:26,370
and defend this miserable,
1024
01:14:26,470 --> 01:14:29,907
six-year-old company that you broke
1025
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:32,143
your stinkin' back for.
1026
01:14:32,643 --> 01:14:33,778
(CROWD CHEERING)
1027
01:14:33,944 --> 01:14:38,015
STYLES: Tommy Dreamer is ECW.
He embodies the spirit of this company.
1028
01:14:38,115 --> 01:14:40,451
BUBBA RAY: On this Monday night...
STYLES: How cowardly
1029
01:14:40,551 --> 01:14:43,320
- of the Dudley Boyz to pick a fight...
-...on the most watched
1030
01:14:43,421 --> 01:14:45,556
- television program...
-...who has two herniated disks in his back.
1031
01:14:45,656 --> 01:14:47,291
-...on cable TV,
-Tommy can't wrestle.
1032
01:14:47,391 --> 01:14:49,827
Tommy may never wrestle again!
1033
01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:54,064
BUBBA RAY: Brought to you by
the genius of pro-wrestling,
1034
01:14:54,165 --> 01:14:55,466
Vince McMahon.
1035
01:14:55,566 --> 01:14:57,368
STYLES: Enough with that, this is ridiculous.
1036
01:14:57,468 --> 01:15:00,538
We've got Tommy Dreamer
in the aisle being restrained
1037
01:15:00,638 --> 01:15:02,540
by Executive Producer Paul Heyman.
1038
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:06,143
BUBBA RAY: On Monday night... Oh, look.
STYLES: There's Francine.
1039
01:15:06,243 --> 01:15:08,112
Go in the back. Go in the back.
1040
01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:09,447
- Listen to her.
- Why are you gonna...
1041
01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:12,049
BUBBA RAY: Just another
two-dollar whore happened to show up.
1042
01:15:12,149 --> 01:15:15,886
GERTNER: Joey, can I borrow a dollar
and 87 cents? Something just came up.
1043
01:15:17,655 --> 01:15:20,958
HEYMAN: We will go on Monday Night RAW,
1044
01:15:21,091 --> 01:15:25,229
and take these belts that
we have now for eight times
1045
01:15:25,329 --> 01:15:29,934
and we should damn own,
and throw them the hell down
1046
01:15:30,034 --> 01:15:32,169
on national television.
1047
01:15:32,837 --> 01:15:37,708
STYLES: Tommy Dreamer
has sustained more punishment than anyone
1048
01:15:37,808 --> 01:15:41,378
in the history of the most hardcore promotion
1049
01:15:41,479 --> 01:15:43,481
in professional wrestling.
1050
01:15:43,581 --> 01:15:46,951
- It's a wonder he can walk.
- HEYMAN:...when we took Beulah.
1051
01:15:47,051 --> 01:15:49,119
(CROWD BOOING)
1052
01:15:50,488 --> 01:15:53,257
STYLES: The Dudleys
put his girlfriend out of wrestling forever.
1053
01:15:53,357 --> 01:15:55,025
BUBBA RAY: So what are you going to do,
Tommy,
1054
01:15:55,125 --> 01:15:56,093
Mr. Everybody-loves-you?
1055
01:15:56,193 --> 01:15:57,862
GERTNER: And what's worse,
imagine how Francine feels.
1056
01:15:57,962 --> 01:15:58,929
You turn your back on her.
1057
01:15:59,029 --> 01:16:00,664
GERTNER: You know, I'd love
to know how Francine feels.
1058
01:16:00,764 --> 01:16:02,066
And you pick up the next... (BLEEP)
1059
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:05,302
GERTNER: I've asked
her many times to know how she feels.
1060
01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:09,740
STYLES: Tommy Dreamer is hurried up.
1061
01:16:09,874 --> 01:16:11,842
Tommy Dreamer is in the ring.
1062
01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:17,381
Tommy Dreamer has attacked the
eight-time World Tag Team Champions,
1063
01:16:17,481 --> 01:16:19,683
and Tommy Dreamer has
two herniated disks in his back.
1064
01:16:19,783 --> 01:16:21,285
(BELL DINGING)
1065
01:16:22,653 --> 01:16:27,291
Double side Russian
leg sweep by Dreamer, who can barely stand.
1066
01:16:27,391 --> 01:16:30,094
Cover on Bubba Ray Dudley.
1067
01:16:30,194 --> 01:16:34,832
We've got an impromptu ECW
World Tag Team title match.
1068
01:16:34,932 --> 01:16:38,202
GERTNER: It's not a
tag team match. It's a handicap match.
1069
01:16:38,302 --> 01:16:42,139
No pun intended.
Tommy Dreamer doesn't belong in the ring.
1070
01:16:42,239 --> 01:16:47,478
And while he may, as you said,
embody the fighting spirit of ECW,
1071
01:16:47,578 --> 01:16:50,481
his brain is the size of a watermelon seed,
1072
01:16:50,581 --> 01:16:53,417
and this is not good.
They're gonna cripple him.
1073
01:16:54,251 --> 01:16:56,220
STYLES: But the odds are being evened up
1074
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,689
as The Queen of Extreme, Francine,
1075
01:16:58,789 --> 01:17:01,091
just handed Tommy Dreamer a partner.
1076
01:17:01,458 --> 01:17:05,396
GERTNER: It's not
really a partner, Joey, it's cold hard steel
1077
01:17:05,496 --> 01:17:07,298
in the form of a ladder in the ring.
1078
01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:11,168
STYLES: Dreamer with the teeter-totter action,
1079
01:17:11,268 --> 01:17:14,572
takes out both World Tag Team Champions.
1080
01:17:14,705 --> 01:17:16,640
CROWD: (CHANTING) ECW!
1081
01:17:17,107 --> 01:17:20,945
GERTNER: You don't see seesaws like that
every day at the playground, do you?
1082
01:17:21,045 --> 01:17:23,113
STYLES: Sign Guy, behind you.
1083
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:24,348
Behind you!
1084
01:17:27,084 --> 01:17:28,085
Bingo.
1085
01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:33,357
The next sign he sees
is going to say, "smelling salts."
1086
01:17:34,124 --> 01:17:36,660
Dreamer now wedging that ladder
1087
01:17:36,794 --> 01:17:41,231
in between the second and top turnbuckle.
Dreamer can barely walk.
1088
01:17:41,665 --> 01:17:45,202
And quite frankly,
has no business being in the ring.
1089
01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:47,805
(SCREAMS)
1090
01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:50,874
Bubba Ray Dudley whipped into that ladder.
1091
01:17:53,243 --> 01:17:55,913
D-Von whipped into Bubba Ray.
1092
01:17:56,647 --> 01:17:58,215
GERTNER: Meeting of the minds.
1093
01:17:58,315 --> 01:18:01,018
Meeting of the minds.
There it is, right in the middle of the ring.
1094
01:18:01,118 --> 01:18:05,422
STYLES: Tommy Dreamer,
with two herniated disks in his back,
1095
01:18:05,522 --> 01:18:08,559
is battling for the honor of ECW
1096
01:18:08,659 --> 01:18:12,830
and taking on both ECW
World Tag Team Champions,
1097
01:18:12,930 --> 01:18:15,165
Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley,
1098
01:18:15,265 --> 01:18:17,267
all by himself,
1099
01:18:17,368 --> 01:18:19,303
here in New York City.
1100
01:18:19,370 --> 01:18:20,371
Reversal!
1101
01:18:21,472 --> 01:18:24,308
And Tommy's back
driven into the steel ladder.
1102
01:18:25,376 --> 01:18:29,046
Belly-to-back suplex folds Tommy in half.
1103
01:18:29,146 --> 01:18:31,548
GERTNER: Looks like he's attacked back.
1104
01:18:34,184 --> 01:18:37,855
STYLES: See Tommy Dreamer,
full of determination, off his back,
1105
01:18:37,955 --> 01:18:41,725
that injured back right into the ladder,
and flying onto the canvas.
1106
01:18:45,596 --> 01:18:50,634
And look at Dreamer
sent careening into that ladder
1107
01:18:50,734 --> 01:18:53,804
and then Bubba Ray Dudley still not happy.
1108
01:18:54,371 --> 01:18:57,441
Drops him right on the back of his neck.
1109
01:18:59,343 --> 01:19:01,745
Tommy must just be numb right now.
1110
01:19:01,845 --> 01:19:06,083
I mean, that pain...
He has bypassed excruciating pain.
1111
01:19:06,183 --> 01:19:07,918
He must be numb.
1112
01:19:08,318 --> 01:19:10,587
GERTNER: He can use
all the determination in the world,
1113
01:19:10,688 --> 01:19:12,890
all the memories of old girlfriends,
1114
01:19:12,990 --> 01:19:15,893
he can have all the spit and
vinegar running through his body,
1115
01:19:15,993 --> 01:19:17,061
but it doesn't matter.
1116
01:19:17,161 --> 01:19:20,631
So many tag teams have been
defeated by the Dudleys,
1117
01:19:20,731 --> 01:19:23,634
that one single man,
even if it is Tommy Dreamer,
1118
01:19:23,734 --> 01:19:25,469
doesn't have a shot in the world.
1119
01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:28,772
STYLES: You see several
wrestlers surrounding the ring there.
1120
01:19:28,872 --> 01:19:32,509
Tried to stop the Dudleys,
but the Dudleys cannot be stopped.
1121
01:19:32,743 --> 01:19:37,081
They are gonna...
Wait, even Sign Guy, their own brother,
1122
01:19:37,181 --> 01:19:40,017
trying to stop them,
he knows they're going too far.
1123
01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:45,355
The Dudley Boyz are going to disgrace the
ECW World Tag Team Championship,
1124
01:19:46,190 --> 01:19:51,095
end the career of a 28-year-old ECW original,
1125
01:19:51,195 --> 01:19:57,801
Tommy Dreamer, here in only the second
week of the series ECW on TNN.
1126
01:19:57,901 --> 01:20:01,638
And now the Dudleys are primed for 3D,
1127
01:20:01,739 --> 01:20:03,440
the Dudley Death Drop,
1128
01:20:03,540 --> 01:20:07,511
and that will, indeed,
spell the end of Dreamer.
1129
01:20:08,112 --> 01:20:10,614
Tommy with a counter DDT.
1130
01:20:10,714 --> 01:20:13,484
(CROWD CHEERING)
1131
01:20:20,390 --> 01:20:22,092
(MAN IN THE BOX PLAYING)
1132
01:20:23,827 --> 01:20:25,195
Raven!
1133
01:20:28,232 --> 01:20:29,767
It's Raven!
1134
01:20:35,839 --> 01:20:38,876
CROWD: (CHANTING) ECW!
1135
01:20:47,684 --> 01:20:50,888
Tommy Dreamer doesn't even realize it yet.
1136
01:21:17,881 --> 01:21:21,618
Tommy Dreamer and Raven?
1137
01:21:21,685 --> 01:21:22,820
Raven.
1138
01:21:23,620 --> 01:21:29,159
And Raven for the new
ECW World Tag Team Champion.
1139
01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:35,966
Tommy Dreamer has finally won a world title,
1140
01:21:36,066 --> 01:21:39,870
but he has to share the honor with the man he
hates more than anyone in the world.
1141
01:21:40,571 --> 01:21:41,638
Raven.
1142
01:21:45,809 --> 01:21:48,378
Raven is back at ECW.
1143
01:21:58,956 --> 01:22:00,791
CROWD: (CHANTING) ECW!
1144
01:22:07,397 --> 01:22:08,999
In this ring
1145
01:22:10,100 --> 01:22:11,969
and in that locker room
1146
01:22:12,836 --> 01:22:15,305
and for everybody who
ever stepped foot through
1147
01:22:15,405 --> 01:22:16,740
this man's doors.
1148
01:22:19,243 --> 01:22:23,347
This is the hardest working crew
1149
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:27,284
you will ever see in your life.
1150
01:22:27,384 --> 01:22:29,987
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
1151
01:22:47,971 --> 01:22:53,410
Where else can you spend 20,
1152
01:22:53,477 --> 01:22:55,445
25, 30 bucks
1153
01:22:55,979 --> 01:22:59,816
crammed into a real (BLEEP) building...
1154
01:22:59,983 --> 01:23:02,619
(CROWD CHEERING)
1155
01:23:08,425 --> 01:23:13,030
And for three hours...
No, that's four. For three hours,
1156
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:16,800
have the most (BLEEP)
damn fun you've ever had in your life.
1157
01:23:16,900 --> 01:23:18,735
(CROWD CHEERING)
1158
01:23:31,815 --> 01:23:36,987
Four years ago, me and D-Von came
walking through these doors,
1159
01:23:39,156 --> 01:23:43,460
and Paul E., the (BLEEP) genius that he is...
1160
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,162
(CROWD CHEERING)
1161
01:23:50,567 --> 01:23:54,338
...handed us the ball, and, uh...
1162
01:23:54,705 --> 01:23:56,707
I think you'd agree
1163
01:23:57,307 --> 01:23:58,875
we haven't dropped it once.
1164
01:23:59,309 --> 01:24:01,411
(CROWD CHEERING)
1165
01:24:07,751 --> 01:24:11,021
But the reason we
never dropped it wasn't because of us,
1166
01:24:11,355 --> 01:24:15,058
it's because every
single person we ever got in this ring with
1167
01:24:15,392 --> 01:24:18,228
had our back. We had their back.
1168
01:24:18,395 --> 01:24:21,465
And we were all in this ring
for one common cause,
1169
01:24:21,565 --> 01:24:25,569
to take something that was way down here,
1170
01:24:25,669 --> 01:24:28,705
and is soon to be way up there.
1171
01:24:28,805 --> 01:24:30,273
(CROWD CHEERING)
1172
01:24:39,716 --> 01:24:41,785
I did say before,
1173
01:24:42,486 --> 01:24:47,758
ECW may have not made
legends or gods out of us,
1174
01:24:48,025 --> 01:24:50,594
but they sure as hell made men out of us.
1175
01:24:50,727 --> 01:24:52,896
(CROWD CHEERING)
1176
01:24:59,503 --> 01:25:03,740
Between you, you, you,
1177
01:25:04,241 --> 01:25:06,376
Dreamer, get your ass out here.
1178
01:25:06,576 --> 01:25:08,078
(CROWD CHEERING)
1179
01:25:14,785 --> 01:25:18,121
Dreamer and Tazz, get your asses out here.
1180
01:25:26,163 --> 01:25:28,532
All right, maybe they really don't like me.
1181
01:25:28,632 --> 01:25:30,033
(CROWD LAUGHING)
1182
01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:35,105
From guys like Chetti and Nova,
1183
01:25:35,539 --> 01:25:37,507
from Danny and Roadkill,
1184
01:25:37,607 --> 01:25:39,609
to the Judge Jeff Jones,
1185
01:25:39,843 --> 01:25:41,711
from Tom Marquez,
1186
01:25:42,212 --> 01:25:45,582
to the most beautiful women, Francine,
1187
01:25:45,982 --> 01:25:47,451
Dawn Marie...
1188
01:25:47,551 --> 01:25:48,985
(CROWD CHEERING)
1189
01:25:49,419 --> 01:25:52,689
...and God bless her heart,
Beulah McGillacutty.
1190
01:25:52,789 --> 01:25:54,524
(CROWD CHEERING)
1191
01:25:59,196 --> 01:26:00,197
To Bill...
1192
01:26:01,031 --> 01:26:02,165
(LAUGHING)
1193
01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:05,235
Hee-hee!
1194
01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:13,276
To guys like Bill Alfonso
1195
01:26:13,977 --> 01:26:18,448
who has been in the business for 20 years,
1196
01:26:19,950 --> 01:26:23,720
has seen punk asses
like me and him come and go.
1197
01:26:24,254 --> 01:26:26,823
You taught us a lot. Thank you very much.
1198
01:26:26,923 --> 01:26:29,326
We have nothing but respect for you, sir.
1199
01:26:45,876 --> 01:26:50,147
The hardest working World Heavyweight
Champion this (BLEEP) sport has ever seen,
1200
01:26:50,380 --> 01:26:51,414
Tazz.
1201
01:26:51,548 --> 01:26:54,317
If you don't think he really gets up at 5:00
1202
01:26:54,417 --> 01:26:56,753
and does about 9,000 Hindu Squats,
1203
01:26:56,853 --> 01:27:01,024
beats up his dog, and then goes out and,
like, rolls some cars and (BLEEP),
1204
01:27:01,158 --> 01:27:02,159
- you're wrong.
- (CROWD LAUGHS)
1205
01:27:02,359 --> 01:27:05,762
He's a mean bastard,
he's a miserable (BLEEP),
1206
01:27:05,896 --> 01:27:07,230
but he's our friend.
1207
01:27:07,330 --> 01:27:11,034
(CROWD CHEERING)
1208
01:27:22,712 --> 01:27:25,382
To this crazy son of a bitch,
1209
01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:33,623
who every summer when I go down to Jersey,
1210
01:27:33,723 --> 01:27:36,660
we go fishing together.
I don't care, I'm giving it all away.
1211
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:38,094
I don't give a (BLEEP).
1212
01:27:43,533 --> 01:27:48,705
Wait a minute, I know there's been a lot of
hardcore guys come through this door.
1213
01:27:49,005 --> 01:27:53,076
But tacks, barb wire, fire, glass,
1214
01:27:53,176 --> 01:27:56,479
the kitchen sink? You name it, he took it.
1215
01:27:56,580 --> 01:27:59,316
(CROWD CHEERING)
1216
01:28:07,624 --> 01:28:11,528
If I forgot anybody or
if we forgot anybody, we're sorry.
1217
01:28:11,628 --> 01:28:13,029
(CROWD CLAMORING)
1218
01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:19,035
Oh, you mean this guy?
1219
01:28:19,135 --> 01:28:20,537
(CROWD CHEERING)
1220
01:28:20,637 --> 01:28:23,974
Well, unfortunately, he's not here tonight.
1221
01:28:24,174 --> 01:28:28,511
But you know what? Sabu is an ECW original,
1222
01:28:28,612 --> 01:28:32,482
and if it wasn't for that crazy bastard doing
flips and going through tables,
1223
01:28:32,582 --> 01:28:36,152
and breaking every single bone
in his body for you people,
1224
01:28:36,253 --> 01:28:37,487
this company wouldn't be here.
1225
01:28:37,621 --> 01:28:38,855
(CROWD CHEERING)
1226
01:28:54,504 --> 01:28:56,706
I'm going to do something
right now that I never thought
1227
01:28:56,806 --> 01:28:58,908
I would expose in the business.
1228
01:29:01,511 --> 01:29:04,648
That man sitting right
over there in the blue shirt,
1229
01:29:06,816 --> 01:29:08,084
that's my father.
1230
01:29:08,184 --> 01:29:10,253
(ALL CHEERING)
1231
01:29:18,528 --> 01:29:21,231
And that girl sitting next to him is my sister.
1232
01:29:21,331 --> 01:29:22,966
(CROWD HOLLERING)
1233
01:29:23,066 --> 01:29:25,368
Hey! Shut the (BLEEP) up.
1234
01:29:30,907 --> 01:29:33,877
If it wasn't for you guys,
I probably wouldn't be here...
1235
01:29:33,977 --> 01:29:35,979
if it wasn't for you,
I definitely wouldn't be here tonight.
1236
01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:44,988
That's my friend Tony and that's the girl
who's getting married in two months,
1237
01:29:45,088 --> 01:29:47,290
and I've been trying
to hook up with that one for a year.
1238
01:29:47,390 --> 01:29:50,226
(CROWD CHEERING)
1239
01:29:53,363 --> 01:29:59,169
The bottom line is,
this man right here had a vision six years ago,
1240
01:29:59,569 --> 01:30:04,541
and tomorrow night
TNN brings that vision to life
1241
01:30:04,741 --> 01:30:06,409
for all the world to see.
1242
01:30:07,310 --> 01:30:09,179
(CROWD CHEERING)
1243
01:30:17,020 --> 01:30:19,656
And I think you would
agree with me when I say this.
1244
01:30:20,423 --> 01:30:24,227
Vince McMahon right now
doesn't have a lot to worry about,
1245
01:30:24,394 --> 01:30:27,797
but Eric Bischoff is runnin' (BLEEP) scared.
1246
01:30:27,897 --> 01:30:31,034
(CROWD CHEERING)
1247
01:30:37,173 --> 01:30:40,677
CROWD: (CHANTING) ECW!
1248
01:30:46,249 --> 01:30:49,486
( INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1249
01:30:52,322 --> 01:30:55,425
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
1250
01:31:02,565 --> 01:31:07,103
Brother D-Von! Testify!
1251
01:31:14,310 --> 01:31:16,813
1252
01:31:17,213 --> 01:31:20,683
( INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1253
01:31:22,385 --> 01:31:26,823
You know, I don't come out here saying too
much besides testifying and all of that.
1254
01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:31,361
But I tell you what,
being here at ECW, like Bubba said,
1255
01:31:31,561 --> 01:31:34,063
made us the men that we are today.
1256
01:31:34,531 --> 01:31:37,767
(CROWD CHEERING)
1257
01:31:39,068 --> 01:31:41,271
Without a shadow of a doubt,
1258
01:31:42,705 --> 01:31:48,545
this locker room is the
hardest working crew in the business today.
1259
01:31:48,745 --> 01:31:49,746
(APPLAUSE)
1260
01:31:58,154 --> 01:32:00,290
I can't begin to tell ya,
1261
01:32:00,390 --> 01:32:04,761
no matter how many times
we called each and every one of you out,
1262
01:32:04,861 --> 01:32:07,230
no matter how many times we cursed you,
1263
01:32:07,363 --> 01:32:10,767
you still had our back,
you were still behind us,
1264
01:32:10,867 --> 01:32:14,304
and for that the Dudley Boyz
want to thank you.
1265
01:32:14,471 --> 01:32:17,140
(CROWD CHEERING)
1266
01:32:28,184 --> 01:32:31,821
And one other person who
for the past three years,
1267
01:32:31,921 --> 01:32:34,524
who put up with a lot of my (BLEEP),
1268
01:32:34,691 --> 01:32:38,595
a lot of my wrong-doings,
was there for the hard times,
1269
01:32:38,928 --> 01:32:40,997
and is gonna enjoy the good times,
1270
01:32:41,197 --> 01:32:44,434
my lovely wife sitting right
behind Bubba's sister,
1271
01:32:44,501 --> 01:32:46,002
Cecilia.
1272
01:32:49,138 --> 01:32:52,375
Thank you. I love you.
1273
01:32:54,978 --> 01:32:57,247
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
1274
01:33:00,950 --> 01:33:06,656
So for the last time, without any further ado,
1275
01:33:06,923 --> 01:33:11,794
the Dudley Boyz have just testified!
1276
01:33:11,895 --> 01:33:14,564
(CROWD CHEERING)
1277
01:33:19,502 --> 01:33:21,437
One second.
1278
01:33:22,272 --> 01:33:25,375
There's only one thing I want to hear,
1279
01:33:25,475 --> 01:33:27,010
and I know you're going to want to hear it,
1280
01:33:27,110 --> 01:33:29,512
before we leave this building.
1281
01:33:29,779 --> 01:33:31,915
We're not going to hear it for a long time.
1282
01:33:32,015 --> 01:33:33,983
CROWD: (CHANTING) Dance, Bubba, dance!
1283
01:33:34,117 --> 01:33:35,752
No, not that!
1284
01:33:38,655 --> 01:33:41,324
Why? Why'd you make me do it, man?
1285
01:33:42,559 --> 01:33:45,161
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
1286
01:34:01,678 --> 01:34:04,347
Hey, hey, hey, do it, or you're fired.
1287
01:34:04,847 --> 01:34:07,183
(CROWD LAUGHING)
1288
01:34:12,455 --> 01:34:14,724
Hit the Dudley Boyz music.
1289
01:34:14,991 --> 01:34:16,893
(CROWD CHEERING)
1290
01:34:19,996 --> 01:34:22,432
(CROWD CLAMORING)
1291
01:34:35,745 --> 01:34:37,347
- BUBBA RAY: Hold on.
- MAN: This is all I've got for you.
1292
01:34:37,447 --> 01:34:39,082
BUBBA RAY: No, no, don't
even bother playing it.
1293
01:34:39,182 --> 01:34:41,284
Listen, I forgot one person, I'm sorry.
1294
01:34:42,051 --> 01:34:44,887
CROWD: (CHANTING) Joey!
1295
01:34:45,188 --> 01:34:50,026
There is one guy that
everybody has to admit in this building...
1296
01:34:50,126 --> 01:34:52,228
Everybody in this building
would have to admit,
1297
01:34:52,328 --> 01:34:54,530
this guy's got a pretty messed up mind
1298
01:34:54,631 --> 01:34:56,966
to come up with some crazy
(BLEEP) in his head.
1299
01:34:58,001 --> 01:35:01,671
But Joel Gertner is just (BLEEP) damn funny.
1300
01:35:01,771 --> 01:35:03,406
(CROWD CHEERING)
1301
01:35:14,350 --> 01:35:17,820
Hey, where's your neck brace?
1302
01:35:19,055 --> 01:35:21,858
Uh, if you people in the
back would do me the honor,
1303
01:35:21,958 --> 01:35:24,160
I would appreciate
if you all came in this ring right now.
1304
01:35:24,260 --> 01:35:26,929
And if you don't,
I will kick every single one of your asses.
1305
01:35:28,731 --> 01:35:30,900
(CROWD CHEERING)
1306
01:35:54,223 --> 01:35:58,061
Tajiri and Super Crazy,
I don't know if you understood a word I said,
1307
01:35:58,161 --> 01:35:59,162
but I love you guys anyway.
1308
01:35:59,595 --> 01:36:01,998
(CROWD CHEERING)
1309
01:36:15,044 --> 01:36:18,081
On behalf of Ron Buffone, who had to take
pictures of your (BLEEP) asses.
1310
01:36:18,448 --> 01:36:21,918
On behalf of Charlie who got
pelted with more debris
1311
01:36:22,018 --> 01:36:23,720
than I can begin to tell you.
1312
01:36:23,820 --> 01:36:27,423
On behalf of every member
of our locker room that's in the ring.
1313
01:36:27,657 --> 01:36:31,494
And I think I speak for everybody in this
(BLEEP) hot building tonight.
1314
01:36:31,594 --> 01:36:33,162
(CROWD CHEERING)
1315
01:36:33,730 --> 01:36:36,999
The only thing I think
I speak for all of us when I say,
1316
01:36:37,100 --> 01:36:39,902
I got two words for you!
1317
01:36:40,136 --> 01:36:41,971
CROWD: Suck it!
1318
01:36:42,972 --> 01:36:43,973
HEYMAN: Thank you.
1319
01:36:52,949 --> 01:36:56,052
- ECW!
- CROWD: ECW!
1320
01:36:56,252 --> 01:36:59,055
(CROWD CONTINUES CHANTING)
1321
01:37:30,019 --> 01:37:31,854
JERRY: Uh-oh.
1322
01:37:32,688 --> 01:37:35,658
JR: Well, this one has
slobberknocker written all over it.
1323
01:37:36,159 --> 01:37:38,294
JERRY: How do you spell that?
1324
01:37:38,661 --> 01:37:41,230
JR: I'll get back to you later on that one.
1325
01:37:46,402 --> 01:37:49,739
JERRY: I've never seen
anything like that Chyna.
1326
01:37:49,839 --> 01:37:52,141
JR: Bubba Ray
and D-Von Dudley, believe it or not,
1327
01:37:52,241 --> 01:37:55,111
are half brothers, we are told.
1328
01:37:55,211 --> 01:37:58,447
JERRY: Oh, look, look, look,
they're having to haul out...
1329
01:37:59,582 --> 01:38:02,351
JR: Moolah and
Johnnie Mae Young, bless their hearts.
1330
01:38:02,451 --> 01:38:05,454
JERRY: Oh, look, I believe Johnnie Mae
may have soiled her pants.
1331
01:38:05,555 --> 01:38:06,823
- (LAUGHS)
- JR: Oh, you stop that.
1332
01:38:06,923 --> 01:38:08,758
They could've broken a hip.
1333
01:38:08,858 --> 01:38:11,394
JERRY: It's back to the nursing home
with 'em, you know, they let them out
1334
01:38:11,494 --> 01:38:12,728
of the nursing home on Sunday afternoons.
1335
01:38:12,829 --> 01:38:13,863
Pretty day like this.
1336
01:38:14,463 --> 01:38:16,666
I bet they wish they had stayed in the biz.
1337
01:38:18,367 --> 01:38:20,937
JR: Well, they slapped Jarrett around.
1338
01:38:21,404 --> 01:38:23,372
- (JERRY CHUCKLES)
- JR: For a while, I'll guarantee you that.
1339
01:38:26,142 --> 01:38:28,211
- JERRY: Oh, man. Uh-oh.
- Be patient.
1340
01:38:28,344 --> 01:38:29,645
Bubba's got a speech impediment.
1341
01:38:29,745 --> 01:38:33,783
Charlotte, North Carolina,
1342
01:38:34,083 --> 01:38:36,152
(STAMMERING) Sucks!
1343
01:38:36,285 --> 01:38:38,354
JERRY: Uh-oh.
1344
01:38:40,623 --> 01:38:42,825
Sufferin' succotash!
1345
01:38:45,494 --> 01:38:49,332
(STUTTERING) We are the D-d-d...
1346
01:38:50,066 --> 01:38:52,602
Dudley Boyz!
1347
01:38:52,835 --> 01:38:54,170
JERRY: Now, don't laugh
at that, that's not funny.
1348
01:38:54,270 --> 01:38:56,172
JR: Bubba and D-Von
have the same father, we're told.
1349
01:38:56,272 --> 01:38:57,273
JERRY: Speech imped... What?
1350
01:38:57,373 --> 01:38:58,875
D-Von!
1351
01:38:58,975 --> 01:39:01,944
They're not making fun of me, are they?
1352
01:39:10,553 --> 01:39:14,357
Acolytes! You might have given your soul
1353
01:39:14,657 --> 01:39:16,192
to the dark side,
1354
01:39:16,525 --> 01:39:20,263
but your ass belongs to the Dudley Boyz.
1355
01:39:20,363 --> 01:39:22,098
JERRY: (CHUCKLES) Uh-oh.
1356
01:39:23,199 --> 01:39:28,070
Remember. Thou shall not steal! Ha!
1357
01:39:28,471 --> 01:39:31,374
Thou shall not kill!
1358
01:39:31,574 --> 01:39:33,709
Ha, and most of all,
1359
01:39:33,976 --> 01:39:38,047
thou shall not mess with the Dudleys!
1360
01:39:40,750 --> 01:39:42,418
JERRY: Well,
1361
01:39:42,518 --> 01:39:43,920
here come the Acolytes.
1362
01:39:44,020 --> 01:39:46,822
These guys have already brought a...
A couple of guys back to the
1363
01:39:46,923 --> 01:39:48,057
extremely crappy wrestling...
1364
01:39:48,157 --> 01:39:49,125
- (BELL DINGS)
- JR: Why do you say that?
1365
01:39:49,225 --> 01:39:51,060
JERRY: They promised
the same thing to the Dudleys.
1366
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:53,829
FINKEL: At a combined weight of 567 pounds,
1367
01:39:53,930 --> 01:39:56,065
Faarooq and Bradshaw!
1368
01:39:56,299 --> 01:39:58,634
The Acolytes!
1369
01:40:00,069 --> 01:40:02,738
JR: Dudley Boyz are former
ECW Tag Team Champions.
1370
01:40:02,838 --> 01:40:04,573
- JERRY: Oh, boy.
- And the fight is on here.
1371
01:40:04,740 --> 01:40:06,542
- (BELL DINGS)
- Well, I'll tell you what,
1372
01:40:06,642 --> 01:40:08,444
I got a feeling where I've seen
1373
01:40:09,245 --> 01:40:13,082
smoother, kinder, gentler
ballroom brawls in Muskogee
1374
01:40:13,182 --> 01:40:15,051
than we're going to see here.
1375
01:40:15,151 --> 01:40:17,887
And look at Faarooq
just hammering away at Bubba Ray.
1376
01:40:19,956 --> 01:40:21,824
Bradshaw got him some of D-Von.
1377
01:40:21,924 --> 01:40:24,160
It's going to be Bubba Ray
and Faarooq starting it out here.
1378
01:40:24,627 --> 01:40:27,797
And Jim Korderas,
one of our regular officials,
1379
01:40:28,230 --> 01:40:30,499
has crossed the picket line, as you can see,
1380
01:40:30,599 --> 01:40:32,501
and has been assigned this match-up, King.
1381
01:40:32,601 --> 01:40:33,736
- JERRY: How'd he do that?
- (BUBBA SHOUTING)
1382
01:40:34,704 --> 01:40:36,305
He's not sticking with the rest of the refs?
1383
01:40:36,405 --> 01:40:37,406
JR: Apparently not.
1384
01:40:38,207 --> 01:40:39,842
JERRY: He's a strike buster.
1385
01:40:40,242 --> 01:40:43,446
JR: Among other things I've heard him called
today, but that's another issue.
1386
01:40:43,546 --> 01:40:46,816
JERRY: Well, that's good,
maybe we'll have a... A well-officiated match.
1387
01:40:47,016 --> 01:40:50,386
JR: Bubba Ray went for that
big splash. He's well over 300 pounds,
1388
01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:53,222
and Faarooq, the former
Florida State all-American saw it coming.
1389
01:40:53,322 --> 01:40:55,825
Got the knees up,
and here comes ol' Bradshaw.
1390
01:40:56,659 --> 01:40:59,795
And Bradshaw and Faarooq, along with the
Dudleys will hurt you in a hurry!
1391
01:40:59,895 --> 01:41:01,597
- And they like it!
- (EXCLAIMS)
1392
01:41:01,697 --> 01:41:04,066
JERRY: Well, that's why
the Dudleys extreme form of fighting
1393
01:41:04,166 --> 01:41:05,568
fits right in here at the WWF.
1394
01:41:05,668 --> 01:41:08,838
And then the Acolytes
are providing the greeting for him.
1395
01:41:11,674 --> 01:41:14,143
JR: Oh, Bradshaw.
Did you see that shot right to the face?
1396
01:41:14,243 --> 01:41:15,211
JERRY: Yeah, greet this.
1397
01:41:15,311 --> 01:41:16,946
JR: The big boot right there.
1398
01:41:17,046 --> 01:41:20,282
And the elbow, the cover, and a near fall.
1399
01:41:20,816 --> 01:41:23,352
Well, that's not exactly the welcome wagon.
1400
01:41:23,452 --> 01:41:26,455
From the Acolytes welcoming
the Dudley Brothers,
1401
01:41:26,555 --> 01:41:29,425
the Dudley Boyz here
to the World Wrestling Federation.
1402
01:41:29,625 --> 01:41:33,696
JERRY: Come on, JR, tell the truth. What did
you think of Moolah and Mae Young?
1403
01:41:33,763 --> 01:41:35,131
(LAUGHING)
1404
01:41:35,231 --> 01:41:38,434
JR: I think what Jarrett's
done just repulses me, quite frankly.
1405
01:41:38,534 --> 01:41:39,635
JERRY: Now, come on, they got in the ring.
1406
01:41:39,735 --> 01:41:42,438
(LAUGHING) They got up
out of their seats, you know...
1407
01:41:42,538 --> 01:41:45,007
JR: Yeah, they were real
dangerous, weren't they? Here we go.
1408
01:41:45,107 --> 01:41:46,308
Bubba... Oh! Senton bomb by Bubba Ray.
1409
01:41:46,442 --> 01:41:47,676
(JERRY SHRIEKS)
1410
01:41:47,777 --> 01:41:50,913
JR: You talk about busting up
the insides of Bradshaw, that move will do it.
1411
01:41:51,013 --> 01:41:53,649
There's a cover, and... Oh!
1412
01:41:54,150 --> 01:41:55,317
Two and a half count.
1413
01:41:55,418 --> 01:41:59,121
JERRY: Speaking of busting up, I bet they'll
be a run on Bengay at Walgreens tonight.
1414
01:41:59,221 --> 01:42:02,725
JR: There is a WWF Tag Title
match-up here tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
1415
01:42:03,125 --> 01:42:05,161
that was made earlier tonight on Heat,
1416
01:42:05,261 --> 01:42:07,430
the new champions, the New Age Outlaws,
1417
01:42:07,530 --> 01:42:09,498
will take on Edge and Christian,
1418
01:42:09,598 --> 01:42:11,534
and I can assure that
both these teams, if they are able...
1419
01:42:11,634 --> 01:42:13,502
- JERRY: Oh!
- Oh, my. What a suplex.
1420
01:42:13,602 --> 01:42:15,404
...will be watching that one, King.
1421
01:42:17,206 --> 01:42:18,240
JERRY: (LAUGHS) You think...
1422
01:42:18,340 --> 01:42:21,043
Do you think Moolah
and Mae Young have reached menopause yet?
1423
01:42:21,143 --> 01:42:22,478
JR: Will you stop? Oh, my.
1424
01:42:22,578 --> 01:42:25,047
I think they may have already
passed through the change.
1425
01:42:25,147 --> 01:42:26,916
JERRY: They'll be buying
a quart of Absorbing...
1426
01:42:27,016 --> 01:42:29,919
- JR: All right.
- They use Absorbing Senior! (LAUGHS)
1427
01:42:30,453 --> 01:42:33,389
JR: Bradshaw and Bubba Ray
on the outside here.
1428
01:42:34,323 --> 01:42:37,059
Boy, you love to...
You love the misery of others, don't you?
1429
01:42:37,193 --> 01:42:38,661
(JERRY LAUGHING)
1430
01:42:38,761 --> 01:42:39,829
Sometimes I find humor
1431
01:42:39,929 --> 01:42:41,864
- in the misfortune of others.
- I'll tell you what.
1432
01:42:41,964 --> 01:42:45,134
What if Mae and Moolah
heard what you were saying out here,
1433
01:42:45,234 --> 01:42:48,437
and come out here and take
you out to the woodshed? Slap you around?
1434
01:42:48,537 --> 01:42:50,473
That wouldn't be good
for your campaign in Memphis, now, King.
1435
01:42:50,573 --> 01:42:54,143
JERRY: What are they going to do?
Hit me with their walkers, JR? Come on.
1436
01:42:54,243 --> 01:42:56,178
JR: Bradshaw sending Bubba Ray for the ride.
1437
01:42:56,278 --> 01:42:59,448
JERRY: Something like this happens to him
every time they go to a big match like this.
1438
01:42:59,548 --> 01:43:00,783
You should have seen what happened to him
1439
01:43:00,883 --> 01:43:02,351
when they went to see the
Christians versus the lions.
1440
01:43:02,451 --> 01:43:03,886
- (JERRY LAUGHS)
- JR: Ugh.
1441
01:43:04,854 --> 01:43:06,555
There's a cover by Bradshaw.
1442
01:43:07,656 --> 01:43:09,992
And Bubba Ray got the
shoulder up quickly there.
1443
01:43:10,526 --> 01:43:11,527
D-VON: Let's go, brother!
1444
01:43:11,794 --> 01:43:13,295
ECW that!
1445
01:43:14,463 --> 01:43:17,233
JERRY: Did you hear Faarooq?
He said, "ECW that!"
1446
01:43:17,967 --> 01:43:19,401
- (GROANS)
- JERRY: Uh-oh!
1447
01:43:19,702 --> 01:43:22,071
- Oh, no. Ooh!
- Look out here. Nice move!
1448
01:43:23,372 --> 01:43:24,907
Bubba Ray with a suplex!
1449
01:43:25,141 --> 01:43:27,243
And got a near fall. Kept his hips in there,
1450
01:43:27,543 --> 01:43:29,778
with a nice belly-to-belly suplex on Bradshaw.
1451
01:43:30,379 --> 01:43:32,181
And makes the tag, does Bubba Ray,
1452
01:43:32,448 --> 01:43:34,316
to his brother D-Von.
1453
01:43:34,483 --> 01:43:35,885
JERRY: His half brother.
1454
01:43:36,418 --> 01:43:38,420
JR: All right, his half brother, D-Von.
1455
01:43:39,221 --> 01:43:41,991
- JERRY: Their father was Big Daddy Dudley.
- That's what I heard.
1456
01:43:42,091 --> 01:43:44,293
- He got around, didn't he?
- I guess.
1457
01:43:44,393 --> 01:43:45,461
JR: Would like to meet that guy.
1458
01:43:45,561 --> 01:43:47,496
- Bradshaw looking for the home run again.
- Whoa!
1459
01:43:47,563 --> 01:43:49,131
JR: And D-Von
1460
01:43:50,366 --> 01:43:51,534
with a great shoulder block.
1461
01:43:52,034 --> 01:43:54,436
Using those ropes again
for some momentum here.
1462
01:43:55,204 --> 01:43:56,338
JERRY: Ooh!
1463
01:43:56,505 --> 01:43:57,540
JR: Nice swinging neck breaker.
1464
01:43:57,640 --> 01:43:59,608
Will that be enough to keep Bradshaw down?
1465
01:43:59,775 --> 01:44:02,077
No, it won't, as Bradshaw kicks out.
1466
01:44:02,244 --> 01:44:04,180
- With authority.
- (GRUNTS)
1467
01:44:05,681 --> 01:44:07,716
D-Von delivered those kicks right in the head.
1468
01:44:07,850 --> 01:44:08,851
Nothing else will do.
1469
01:44:10,019 --> 01:44:13,856
The Dudley's first WWF pay-per-view.
1470
01:44:13,956 --> 01:44:15,457
Here at Unforgiven.
1471
01:44:15,558 --> 01:44:16,926
This is a tough way to start.
1472
01:44:17,026 --> 01:44:19,628
- JERRY: You're not kiddin'.
- Fall-away slam by Bradshaw.
1473
01:44:20,829 --> 01:44:22,631
Certainly, both these teams have the ability
1474
01:44:22,998 --> 01:44:24,833
to wear WWF tag gold.
1475
01:44:24,967 --> 01:44:26,235
Bradshaw, or, excuse me, Faarooq...
1476
01:44:26,602 --> 01:44:27,603
Shut the hell up!
1477
01:44:27,803 --> 01:44:29,538
JR: Got the tag and got the near fall.
1478
01:44:31,774 --> 01:44:33,676
- JERRY: Oh, boy!
- That's power right there.
1479
01:44:33,776 --> 01:44:35,077
And that could be it.
1480
01:44:35,544 --> 01:44:36,645
No, it's not.
1481
01:44:37,813 --> 01:44:40,082
You gotta hand it to D-Von
Dudley and Bubba Ray, both,
1482
01:44:40,683 --> 01:44:43,085
they're tougher than a $2 steak,
and they're not gonna stay down.
1483
01:44:43,185 --> 01:44:44,453
JERRY: Uh-oh, watch it there, Faarooq.
1484
01:44:46,055 --> 01:44:47,289
Boom! Oh, man!
1485
01:44:47,389 --> 01:44:49,458
JR: Big-time DDT by D-Von Dudley
1486
01:44:49,925 --> 01:44:50,993
on Faarooq.
1487
01:44:51,560 --> 01:44:54,230
D-Von will be well served
to make a tag here, it's where he's headed.
1488
01:44:54,396 --> 01:44:56,432
As Faarooq gets exchanged with Bradshaw.
1489
01:44:57,833 --> 01:45:02,137
And... And Bradshaw gets
his body between D-Von and Bubba Ray's
1490
01:45:02,271 --> 01:45:03,405
to prevent the tag.
1491
01:45:03,572 --> 01:45:05,441
That was smart maneuvering by Bradshaw.
1492
01:45:05,908 --> 01:45:06,909
JERRY: Yeah.
1493
01:45:07,042 --> 01:45:08,978
JR: A lot of power in both these teams.
1494
01:45:09,511 --> 01:45:10,679
BUBBA RAY: Come on, D-Von!
1495
01:45:12,114 --> 01:45:13,616
- JERRY: Uh-oh!
- Neither may write
1496
01:45:14,183 --> 01:45:16,852
a novel and the
technical expertise of tag team wrestling.
1497
01:45:17,720 --> 01:45:20,756
But, boy, you wouldn't care to be in a dark
alley with either one of these guys
1498
01:45:20,856 --> 01:45:21,890
on your side.
1499
01:45:22,091 --> 01:45:24,126
- JERRY: There comes Bubba! Oh, no!
- Look out!
1500
01:45:24,226 --> 01:45:27,429
3-D, that's it, right there,
the Dudley Death Drop!
1501
01:45:27,830 --> 01:45:29,298
That's gotta be all right there.
1502
01:45:29,932 --> 01:45:31,667
And, oh, Bradshaw got his shoulder up.
1503
01:45:32,635 --> 01:45:35,004
I think Bubba Ray was
distracted by the outside.
1504
01:45:35,104 --> 01:45:36,572
BUBBA RAY: D-Von!
1505
01:45:36,672 --> 01:45:38,874
JR: Bubba hollerin' for D-Von,
1506
01:45:39,441 --> 01:45:41,844
Bradshaw... Bradshaw in a...
1507
01:45:42,811 --> 01:45:43,846
A lot of trouble!
1508
01:45:43,946 --> 01:45:45,114
What a powerbomb!
1509
01:45:45,214 --> 01:45:46,749
JERRY: That'd been one of scab refs,
this match would...
1510
01:45:46,849 --> 01:45:47,850
JR: And a head-butt!
1511
01:45:47,950 --> 01:45:49,918
...already be over.
1512
01:45:50,252 --> 01:45:51,320
And it may be now.
1513
01:45:51,420 --> 01:45:52,755
JR: ls D-Von the legal man? I can't...
1514
01:45:52,855 --> 01:45:53,889
One, two...
1515
01:45:53,989 --> 01:45:57,192
And Bradshaw, somehow,
someway, he kicked out,
1516
01:45:57,359 --> 01:45:58,761
and I don't know how Bradshaw did it.
1517
01:45:59,028 --> 01:46:00,162
JERRY: Two and seven eighths.
1518
01:46:01,764 --> 01:46:02,931
Is that your hat size?
1519
01:46:03,332 --> 01:46:04,433
JR: No.
1520
01:46:05,701 --> 01:46:07,002
JERRY: What's it gonna be now? What's this?
1521
01:46:07,102 --> 01:46:08,637
D-Von... D-Von with his back to Bradshaw.
1522
01:46:08,737 --> 01:46:10,239
- That was a mistake!
- Oh!
1523
01:46:10,339 --> 01:46:13,509
JR: Faarooq shook the ropes
and got D-Von off balance.
1524
01:46:15,277 --> 01:46:17,513
And now D-Von is in a hell of a bad way.
1525
01:46:17,980 --> 01:46:19,148
JERRY: Oh, no, watch this.
1526
01:46:19,615 --> 01:46:21,150
JR: Bubba Ray and Faarooq on the outside.
1527
01:46:21,750 --> 01:46:22,818
- (GRUNTING)
- All the way to the top!
1528
01:46:22,951 --> 01:46:24,687
- JERRY: Look at the power!
- All the way at the top!
1529
01:46:24,787 --> 01:46:26,655
A suplex right off the top!
1530
01:46:27,456 --> 01:46:32,995
And Bradshaw dropped D-Von Dudley on
Dudley's head from that superplex.
1531
01:46:33,362 --> 01:46:34,763
(GROANING)
1532
01:46:36,231 --> 01:46:38,067
This is anybody's ballgame here.
1533
01:46:38,767 --> 01:46:41,670
JERRY: Man, Bubba Ray's been working on
trying to clear up his speech impediment,
1534
01:46:41,770 --> 01:46:43,005
- if he'd have...
- There's a cover.
1535
01:46:43,172 --> 01:46:44,273
Oh, I can't...
1536
01:46:44,373 --> 01:46:47,009
I'll tell you what. These teams are gonna
hurt each other badly here
1537
01:46:47,343 --> 01:46:49,945
because they're throwing
everything at each other that they can,
1538
01:46:50,045 --> 01:46:51,947
and nobody's been able
to keep the other down.
1539
01:46:52,348 --> 01:46:54,383
JERRY: if Bubba Ray had
got suplexed off that top rope,
1540
01:46:54,950 --> 01:46:56,185
he might not stutter anymore.
1541
01:46:56,985 --> 01:46:58,120
Oh, no.
1542
01:46:58,420 --> 01:46:59,421
Look out!
1543
01:47:00,122 --> 01:47:02,424
JR: Bradshaw caught from behind
by Bubba Ray, look out.
1544
01:47:02,658 --> 01:47:03,926
That's gonna be it, right there.
1545
01:47:04,026 --> 01:47:05,327
One, two, and Bradshaw
1546
01:47:05,961 --> 01:47:08,464
reaches down with whatever's
he's got left and kicks out.
1547
01:47:08,664 --> 01:47:11,100
But you gotta believe
that there's not much left in the tank.
1548
01:47:13,335 --> 01:47:14,436
JERRY: Wait a minute.
1549
01:47:14,703 --> 01:47:15,871
There's that goof out there.
1550
01:47:18,040 --> 01:47:19,274
JR: What are you talking about?
1551
01:47:19,575 --> 01:47:21,677
JERRY: Oh, speaking of
extremely crappy, look!
1552
01:47:21,777 --> 01:47:23,178
Right there, what am I talking about!
1553
01:47:23,278 --> 01:47:24,446
JR: Oh, Stevie Richards.
1554
01:47:24,546 --> 01:47:25,681
- JERRY: Well, what's he dressed like?
- He's imperson...
1555
01:47:26,048 --> 01:47:28,117
Oh! Stevie Richards with a superkick!
1556
01:47:29,651 --> 01:47:31,153
Stevie Richards with the superkick!
1557
01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:32,788
Stevie's dressed like an Acolyte.
1558
01:47:33,822 --> 01:47:34,890
(BELL DINGING)
1559
01:47:35,023 --> 01:47:36,058
And The Acolytes have beaten the Dudleys!
1560
01:47:36,158 --> 01:47:39,061
- Stevie Richards helped.
- FINKEL: Here are your winners, the Acolytes!
1561
01:47:39,895 --> 01:47:41,897
JERRY: Stevie is just as
effective as an Acolyte, look!
1562
01:47:44,133 --> 01:47:45,300
Wait a minute, look at...
1563
01:47:45,634 --> 01:47:46,902
Look at them, just...
1564
01:47:47,469 --> 01:47:49,405
JR: He's got a UPN logo on his chest, King.
1565
01:47:49,638 --> 01:47:50,706
(JERRY LAUGHS)
1566
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:52,374
I told you!
1567
01:47:53,308 --> 01:47:55,444
JR: Looks pretty good to me, but...
1568
01:47:55,544 --> 01:47:56,812
He just laid the smack down.
1569
01:47:56,945 --> 01:47:58,113
Oh, sorry, Rock.
1570
01:47:58,747 --> 01:48:01,683
And, uh-oh, I don't think
the Acolytes appreciate
1571
01:48:02,584 --> 01:48:03,585
- the assist.
- Oh, man!
1572
01:48:03,685 --> 01:48:05,587
JR: The Acolytes wanted
to do this themselves.
1573
01:48:06,488 --> 01:48:08,590
Stevie Richards is trying to
1574
01:48:08,957 --> 01:48:12,194
ingratiate himself to a variety of people here.
1575
01:48:12,327 --> 01:48:14,696
JERRY: They say imitation
is the sincerest form of flattery.
1576
01:48:15,531 --> 01:48:17,032
I don't think The Acolytes like to be flattered.
1577
01:48:18,033 --> 01:48:19,201
He's flattened.
1578
01:48:21,603 --> 01:48:23,071
- JR: And look at Faarooq.
- Oh, thanks, buddy.
1579
01:48:23,172 --> 01:48:24,940
JR: Grabbing the limp hand
of Stevie Richards
1580
01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:27,376
and saying, "Thanks, I guess."
1581
01:48:31,246 --> 01:48:35,050
So Stevie Richards is trying to get close
to anybody he can in the WWF
1582
01:48:35,384 --> 01:48:38,520
with his imitations, a sincere form of flattery.
1583
01:48:38,654 --> 01:48:41,089
It didn't work this time for Stevie,
1584
01:48:41,190 --> 01:48:42,291
but it worked for The Acolytes, King.
1585
01:48:42,391 --> 01:48:43,725
JERRY: Well, he got a handshake
out of the deal.
1586
01:48:43,859 --> 01:48:46,528
Look, Stevie Richards
came in with the big kick.
1587
01:48:48,797 --> 01:48:49,798
He got the job done,
1588
01:48:49,898 --> 01:48:51,934
- but here's the thanks he got.
- Yeah.
1589
01:48:52,668 --> 01:48:54,870
I think the next time
I'd suggest to just send a card.
1590
01:48:55,304 --> 01:48:56,405
- Maybe make a phone call.
- (LAUGHS)
1591
01:48:58,907 --> 01:49:00,108
MTV, maybe.
1592
01:49:06,582 --> 01:49:07,749
(DUDLEY BOYZ THEME SONG PLAYING)
1593
01:49:18,494 --> 01:49:19,528
(BELL DINGING)
1594
01:49:19,628 --> 01:49:20,762
FINKEL: The following contest
1595
01:49:20,896 --> 01:49:23,265
is our first ever tag team table match.
1596
01:49:23,632 --> 01:49:25,167
In order to determine the winner,
1597
01:49:25,400 --> 01:49:30,372
the team must drive their opponents
consecutively through the table.
1598
01:49:31,206 --> 01:49:35,377
Introducing first,
at a combined weight of 556 pounds,
1599
01:49:35,477 --> 01:49:37,646
D-Von, Bubba Ray,
1600
01:49:37,746 --> 01:49:39,281
the Dudley Boyz!
1601
01:49:44,386 --> 01:49:46,755
JR: The Dudley Boyz have
been introduced in this capacity crowd here,
1602
01:49:46,855 --> 01:49:48,257
at Madison Square Garden,
1603
01:49:48,824 --> 01:49:49,925
and a very unique match-up,
1604
01:49:50,025 --> 01:49:52,227
- the first ever tag team table match.
- D-Von!
1605
01:49:52,961 --> 01:49:53,996
Can you
1606
01:49:54,096 --> 01:49:56,164
(STAMMERS) believe
1607
01:49:56,765 --> 01:49:58,967
how ass backwards
1608
01:49:59,735 --> 01:50:02,504
the people in New York City are?
1609
01:50:03,572 --> 01:50:05,407
- (CROWD BOOING)
- (JERRY CHUCKLES)
1610
01:50:06,575 --> 01:50:10,646
You people actually cheer for those
1611
01:50:11,246 --> 01:50:14,583
pretty boy punks, the Hardy Boyz!
1612
01:50:15,117 --> 01:50:16,218
(CROWD CHEERING)
1613
01:50:18,720 --> 01:50:23,358
But you have the nerve to boo a person,
1614
01:50:23,792 --> 01:50:27,896
the greatest pitcher in the history of baseball,
1615
01:50:28,230 --> 01:50:29,765
my new hero,
1616
01:50:30,365 --> 01:50:31,767
John Rocker!
1617
01:50:32,801 --> 01:50:33,835
- (CROWD BOOING)
- JERRY: I don't know.
1618
01:50:33,936 --> 01:50:35,070
JR: Good grief.
1619
01:50:37,039 --> 01:50:39,174
That's distasteful as it can be.
1620
01:50:39,942 --> 01:50:42,411
D-VON: if you idiots were smart,
1621
01:50:42,844 --> 01:50:46,348
you would elect John Rocker as your mayor,
1622
01:50:47,015 --> 01:50:50,185
so he can clean up this miserable city.
1623
01:50:50,452 --> 01:50:51,653
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- (CROWD BOOING)
1624
01:50:51,954 --> 01:50:53,655
JERRY: You know, John Rocker,
that's Ted Turner's new...
1625
01:50:53,822 --> 01:50:58,093
And as far as the Hardy Boyz are concerned,
1626
01:50:58,927 --> 01:51:01,463
you might as well take your head,
1627
01:51:02,030 --> 01:51:03,665
put them between your legs,
1628
01:51:04,066 --> 01:51:07,769
and kiss your stinking asses goodbye!
1629
01:51:08,303 --> 01:51:09,438
(CROWD CHEERING)
1630
01:51:09,838 --> 01:51:11,640
- JERRY: And he didn't even stutter?
- (HARDY BOYZ THEME PLAYING)
1631
01:51:11,740 --> 01:51:12,908
(CROWD CHEERING)
1632
01:51:14,176 --> 01:51:15,911
JR: They got a taxicab hung up in the rafters.
1633
01:51:16,311 --> 01:51:18,313
JERRY: Graffiti on the walls.
FINKEL: At a combined weight...
1634
01:51:18,413 --> 01:51:20,549
JR: And here come the Dudleys
right after the Hardys!
1635
01:51:20,816 --> 01:51:22,651
- (BELL DINGS)
- Remember, you gotta drive your opponents
1636
01:51:22,751 --> 01:51:25,420
through consecutive tables, here, offensively.
1637
01:51:25,988 --> 01:51:27,322
Offensive moves
1638
01:51:28,023 --> 01:51:29,992
putting your opponents through two tables.
1639
01:51:31,560 --> 01:51:33,261
JERRY: I've never seen anything like this, JR.
1640
01:51:33,362 --> 01:51:35,364
Oh, my gosh! Ow!
1641
01:51:35,464 --> 01:51:38,967
JR: Full nelson right
into that powerbomb by Bubba Ray Dudley
1642
01:51:39,101 --> 01:51:42,704
on Jeff Hardy as D-Von
has Matt Hardy beaten down in the corner.
1643
01:51:43,038 --> 01:51:44,773
And the Dudleys are not
wasting any time here.
1644
01:51:44,873 --> 01:51:47,342
JERRY: Here come the tables.
(LAUGHS) Here they come!
1645
01:51:48,076 --> 01:51:49,077
JR: The first table.
1646
01:51:51,546 --> 01:51:54,850
These guys not wasting
any time getting the furniture out.
1647
01:51:54,950 --> 01:51:56,652
Remember this is not for...
1648
01:51:57,285 --> 01:52:00,789
Pinfalls are irrelevant, and
there's no disqualifications or count-out here.
1649
01:52:01,223 --> 01:52:05,260
The match only ends when both partners have
been driven through tables.
1650
01:52:05,527 --> 01:52:06,561
JERRY: Okay.
1651
01:52:07,229 --> 01:52:11,033
- Look at this!
- Oh! Jeff Hardy on his way to crash that table,
1652
01:52:11,133 --> 01:52:12,534
- saved by his brother, Matt...
- Oh!
1653
01:52:12,634 --> 01:52:14,403
...who just DDT'ed Bubba.
1654
01:52:17,706 --> 01:52:19,474
- JERRY: Whoa, watch out!
- And Jeff Hardy! Oh, my God!
1655
01:52:20,542 --> 01:52:21,677
JERRY: Good grief!
1656
01:52:22,210 --> 01:52:23,345
JR: Jeff Hardy.
1657
01:52:23,879 --> 01:52:26,314
Right over the top rope
in Bubba Ray Dudley's face,
1658
01:52:26,715 --> 01:52:28,984
as Jeff Hardy's trying to set up this table.
1659
01:52:30,018 --> 01:52:32,521
And Matt Hardy grabbing a steel chair.
1660
01:52:32,621 --> 01:52:33,955
JERRY: Oh, we've got tables and chairs.
1661
01:52:34,156 --> 01:52:35,390
He's got... Oh!
1662
01:52:37,359 --> 01:52:39,194
JR: Look out, Bubba, on the outside.
1663
01:52:40,295 --> 01:52:41,830
And D-Von...
1664
01:52:42,330 --> 01:52:43,465
JERRY: Oh-oh, man!
1665
01:52:43,699 --> 01:52:47,502
- JR: Trying to powerbomb.
- Suplex? Through the table!
1666
01:52:47,803 --> 01:52:49,137
JR: Table set up in the ring.
1667
01:52:49,471 --> 01:52:52,808
Not one has gone through a table yet.
Nice suplex by D-Von Dudley
1668
01:52:52,908 --> 01:52:54,176
on Matt Hardy.
1669
01:52:54,276 --> 01:52:56,344
Ooh! A chair shot! My God!
1670
01:52:58,714 --> 01:53:00,282
- JERRY: Uh-oh.
- That steel just ricocheted
1671
01:53:00,382 --> 01:53:02,350
off the skull of Bubba Ray Dudley.
1672
01:53:03,118 --> 01:53:04,386
And, oh... Jeff Hardy...
1673
01:53:04,853 --> 01:53:06,021
JERRY: I think I know what
we're gonna see here.
1674
01:53:06,188 --> 01:53:08,023
JR: Look out, champ! On the rail!
1675
01:53:08,223 --> 01:53:09,424
- (CROWD EXCLAIMING)
- Oh!
1676
01:53:09,524 --> 01:53:11,393
And he met the table, all right!
1677
01:53:12,027 --> 01:53:14,162
JERRY: Who got the worse end of that?
I'm not really sure. Look!
1678
01:53:15,030 --> 01:53:16,331
JR: Bubba Dudley up on his feet.
1679
01:53:16,431 --> 01:53:17,599
JERRY: But he's reeling.
1680
01:53:17,866 --> 01:53:19,701
JR: Shot that table right in Jeff Hardy's face.
1681
01:53:19,868 --> 01:53:21,937
No one has yet to go through a table.
1682
01:53:22,637 --> 01:53:25,173
And remember, both partners
must go through tables
1683
01:53:26,441 --> 01:53:27,743
for this match to conclude.
1684
01:53:30,212 --> 01:53:31,480
JERRY: Hope they've got plenty of tables.
1685
01:53:32,881 --> 01:53:34,015
Uh-oh.
1686
01:53:35,283 --> 01:53:37,252
JR: Bubba positioning that
table in the ring now
1687
01:53:37,719 --> 01:53:39,955
with Matt Hardy in a very precarious way.
1688
01:53:41,590 --> 01:53:43,592
- And now Bubba Ray...
- Goodbye, Matt!
1689
01:53:44,793 --> 01:53:46,595
- JR: Bubba Ray on the second rope...
- No, look out!
1690
01:53:46,728 --> 01:53:47,963
JR: But Matt Hardy is up!
1691
01:53:49,197 --> 01:53:50,332
Matt Hardy is up.
1692
01:53:51,166 --> 01:53:52,768
There's his brother, Jeff.
1693
01:53:53,001 --> 01:53:54,069
Here comes D-Von.
1694
01:53:57,906 --> 01:53:58,907
JERRY: No table!
1695
01:53:59,007 --> 01:54:00,275
JR: D-Von moved the table away.
1696
01:54:00,909 --> 01:54:02,711
- (GROANING LOUDLY)
- That was a smart move by D-Von.
1697
01:54:03,411 --> 01:54:05,647
A painful maneuver on Bubba Ray.
1698
01:54:08,350 --> 01:54:10,886
I tell you what,
there's only one Jeff Hardy in this world.
1699
01:54:10,986 --> 01:54:13,755
And he... Oh, my God!...is in the WWF.
1700
01:54:15,090 --> 01:54:16,291
JERRY: Oh, no, look at this!
1701
01:54:16,391 --> 01:54:18,593
- JR: And now Hardy just pulled a ladder!
- A ladder!
1702
01:54:18,794 --> 01:54:20,529
Wait, but, it's not a Ladder Match!
1703
01:54:20,962 --> 01:54:22,097
JR: it certainly isn't.
1704
01:54:22,798 --> 01:54:26,601
But the Hardys are using that ladder
1705
01:54:27,402 --> 01:54:28,503
to their advantage.
1706
01:54:28,603 --> 01:54:31,173
Remember, there is no
disqualification in this first ever
1707
01:54:31,573 --> 01:54:32,641
- tag team... Oh, my!
- Oh!
1708
01:54:32,741 --> 01:54:33,909
...table match-up!
1709
01:54:35,410 --> 01:54:39,848
JERRY: Now, both members of a team have
to be driven consecutively through a table
1710
01:54:39,948 --> 01:54:41,283
in order for somebody to win,
1711
01:54:41,383 --> 01:54:44,119
but what's the ladder in there for, JR?
That's like a...
1712
01:54:44,219 --> 01:54:46,321
JR: That's the Hardys, that.
1713
01:54:46,421 --> 01:54:48,423
They're awful comfortable on ladders.
1714
01:54:48,523 --> 01:54:50,325
We can remember that.
1715
01:54:50,792 --> 01:54:52,027
Uh-oh.
1716
01:54:52,127 --> 01:54:54,529
And again, Matt now setting
a table up on the outside.
1717
01:54:54,629 --> 01:54:57,632
There's Bubba out there,
no one has gone through a table, as of yet.
1718
01:54:57,732 --> 01:54:59,401
JERRY: Does it matter if
the table's on the inside?
1719
01:54:59,501 --> 01:55:02,337
JR: it doesn't matter if the table's on the
inside of the ring or the outside.
1720
01:55:02,437 --> 01:55:04,105
And another thunderous chair shot
1721
01:55:04,206 --> 01:55:05,707
to the skull of Bubba Ray Dudley.
1722
01:55:05,807 --> 01:55:07,709
JERRY: Bubba's head has gone
through two chairs.
1723
01:55:07,809 --> 01:55:09,344
That count for anything?
1724
01:55:09,644 --> 01:55:12,214
JR: Counts for
a hell of a headache on Monday morning.
1725
01:55:12,314 --> 01:55:13,782
JERRY: Oh, no, wait a minute.
1726
01:55:13,882 --> 01:55:16,718
JR: Matt Hardy is
setting that ladder up on the outside.
1727
01:55:17,252 --> 01:55:19,754
- Here comes D-Von. D-Von...
- Here comes D-Von.
1728
01:55:21,923 --> 01:55:24,359
JR: D-Von climbing the ladder, as well.
1729
01:55:24,860 --> 01:55:27,562
And Matt shoving D-Von off the ladder,
1730
01:55:27,662 --> 01:55:29,664
Bubba Ray on the table.
1731
01:55:30,265 --> 01:55:31,733
JERRY: Here we go!
1732
01:55:31,800 --> 01:55:33,235
We got it!
1733
01:55:33,468 --> 01:55:35,737
JR: And both Hardys, Matt and Jeff,
1734
01:55:36,371 --> 01:55:40,108
going airborne,
and that's the first person through a table.
1735
01:55:40,208 --> 01:55:42,611
JERRY: Now,
all they gotta do is get D-Von through one,
1736
01:55:42,711 --> 01:55:44,112
and the Hardys win.
1737
01:55:44,212 --> 01:55:46,114
JR: Exactly right. It's that simple.
1738
01:55:46,214 --> 01:55:49,751
Right now, the Dudleys are
in a sudden-death situation.
1739
01:55:57,993 --> 01:56:00,161
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
1740
01:56:04,199 --> 01:56:05,901
JR: Watch this.
1741
01:56:05,967 --> 01:56:07,135
Amazing.
1742
01:56:07,235 --> 01:56:08,904
JERRY: They came from everywhere.
1743
01:56:09,004 --> 01:56:11,106
JR: Jeff from the top rope.
1744
01:56:11,506 --> 01:56:13,608
And Matt from the top of the ladder.
1745
01:56:13,708 --> 01:56:15,644
- JERRY: Wow.
- They converged at the same time,
1746
01:56:15,744 --> 01:56:17,178
in a hostile mood
1747
01:56:17,979 --> 01:56:19,547
on Bubba Ray Dudley.
1748
01:56:19,681 --> 01:56:21,616
- And Bubba is on...
- Bubba...
1749
01:56:21,716 --> 01:56:22,951
JR: He looks like a drunk.
1750
01:56:23,351 --> 01:56:24,719
JERRY: Bubba Ray's eyes are glazed over,
1751
01:56:24,819 --> 01:56:26,922
and it's not from eating donuts.
1752
01:56:27,022 --> 01:56:28,623
Uh-oh, look at this.
1753
01:56:28,890 --> 01:56:30,191
JR: Bubba may have a concussion there,
1754
01:56:30,292 --> 01:56:32,661
and now the Hardys
are rearranging some furniture now,
1755
01:56:32,727 --> 01:56:34,296
on the outside.
1756
01:56:35,363 --> 01:56:36,932
Remember, D-Von Dudley now,
1757
01:56:37,032 --> 01:56:39,734
if he gets placed through this table,
1758
01:56:39,834 --> 01:56:42,470
this match is over and the Hardys win.
1759
01:56:43,271 --> 01:56:44,539
Well, the Hardys are...
1760
01:56:44,639 --> 01:56:45,840
You talk about aggressive here,
1761
01:56:45,941 --> 01:56:48,243
taking every chance in the book.
1762
01:56:49,044 --> 01:56:50,412
- It's over, right here.
- JERRY: Yep.
1763
01:56:50,512 --> 01:56:52,147
JR: Matt Hardy on top...
1764
01:56:52,247 --> 01:56:54,182
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
1765
01:56:54,783 --> 01:56:55,884
- Bubba Ray...
- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
1766
01:56:55,984 --> 01:56:57,752
...and Jeff Hardy head first,
1767
01:56:57,852 --> 01:57:01,256
a suicide dive onto D-Von Dudley's face,
1768
01:57:01,356 --> 01:57:03,525
but the match is gonna continue.
1769
01:57:03,625 --> 01:57:05,660
D-Von was not on the table.
1770
01:57:07,262 --> 01:57:09,030
JERRY: Well...
1771
01:57:09,130 --> 01:57:10,832
- Oh, my God!
- God almight...
1772
01:57:12,334 --> 01:57:13,535
JERRY: We just saw both...
1773
01:57:13,635 --> 01:57:15,537
Okay, wait a minute...
1774
01:57:16,204 --> 01:57:18,273
Matt Hardy went through a table.
1775
01:57:18,373 --> 01:57:20,141
And then Jeff Hardy went through a table.
1776
01:57:20,241 --> 01:57:22,177
- But it's not over?
- Absolutely not.
1777
01:57:22,277 --> 01:57:23,945
JERRY: Gotta be an offensive move.
1778
01:57:24,079 --> 01:57:26,247
JR: The Dudleys
must put the Hardys through a table,
1779
01:57:26,348 --> 01:57:28,383
the Hardys can't
put themselves through a table.
1780
01:57:28,483 --> 01:57:30,452
This match continues, in other words.
1781
01:57:30,552 --> 01:57:31,753
And, remember, D-Von Dudley's
1782
01:57:31,853 --> 01:57:33,888
gotta keep from going through a table, here,
1783
01:57:33,989 --> 01:57:35,090
for the Dudleys to not lose.
1784
01:57:35,190 --> 01:57:37,025
JERRY: Well, I don't
think the Dudleys want this to end anyway,
1785
01:57:37,125 --> 01:57:38,893
they just seem
to be enjoying themselves, now.
1786
01:57:38,994 --> 01:57:40,362
JR: The Dudleys have an advantage here.
1787
01:57:40,462 --> 01:57:42,998
Both the Hardys are down and hurting.
1788
01:57:43,598 --> 01:57:46,067
And the ring steps
have been maneuvered into the ring.
1789
01:57:46,167 --> 01:57:49,537
JERRY: I'll bet these guys did well
with an Erector set when they were little.
1790
01:57:49,604 --> 01:57:50,605
Uh-oh.
1791
01:57:50,705 --> 01:57:52,607
JR: There's gonna be some
erection destruction here!
1792
01:57:52,707 --> 01:57:54,175
- JERRY: Oh!
- (CROWD CHEERING)
1793
01:57:54,242 --> 01:57:55,210
JR: Good Lord!
1794
01:57:55,310 --> 01:57:59,180
Matt Hardy just got folded up like an
accordion through that table,
1795
01:57:59,280 --> 01:58:01,149
and now we're down to one and one.
1796
01:58:02,083 --> 01:58:04,519
It's down to Jeff Hardy and D-Von Dudley.
1797
01:58:04,919 --> 01:58:07,088
The next one to go through a table.
1798
01:58:07,789 --> 01:58:11,292
JERRY: Look at Bubba Ray with
that weird look in his eyes.
1799
01:58:12,460 --> 01:58:17,198
JR: Bubba has some sort of sadistic,
perverse enjoyment out of these tables.
1800
01:58:17,298 --> 01:58:19,300
And that's a story that we
may not want to know about.
1801
01:58:19,401 --> 01:58:20,402
JERRY: Look out!
1802
01:58:23,004 --> 01:58:24,539
Speaking of Bubba Ray's eyes,
1803
01:58:24,639 --> 01:58:28,476
he got his eye
busted open last time by the Hardys... Oh!
1804
01:58:33,014 --> 01:58:35,550
JR: So, it's down
to Jeff Hardy and D-Von Dudley.
1805
01:58:35,650 --> 01:58:38,486
The next one of
those two men to go through a table,
1806
01:58:38,586 --> 01:58:41,823
from an offensive move
by their opponents, will lose.
1807
01:58:41,923 --> 01:58:43,725
JERRY: What is he...
1808
01:58:44,893 --> 01:58:47,762
Bubba Ray just
knocked our time-keeper out of his chair.
1809
01:58:47,862 --> 01:58:49,330
Where's he going?
1810
01:58:49,431 --> 01:58:53,334
JR: Bubba Ray's
got a steel chair in the aisle way here.
1811
01:58:53,435 --> 01:58:55,203
- Our... Our four combatants...
- (CROWD EXCLAIMING)
1812
01:58:55,303 --> 01:58:58,139
...in his first ever tag team table match-up.
1813
01:58:59,474 --> 01:59:02,444
JERRY: It's not
a very safe place to be out there, guys.
1814
01:59:02,544 --> 01:59:03,511
JR: Well, I'll tell you what, King,
1815
01:59:03,611 --> 01:59:04,646
we said when we came on the air
1816
01:59:04,746 --> 01:59:07,048
this was gonna be
a night that none of us would ever forget,
1817
01:59:07,148 --> 01:59:10,018
and thus far, it's exceeding that statement.
1818
01:59:11,753 --> 01:59:13,054
JERRY: Oh.
1819
01:59:13,521 --> 01:59:15,256
JR: Hard right hand by D-Von Dudley,
1820
01:59:15,356 --> 01:59:19,027
and the Hardys
look like they've been in a bad car accident.
1821
01:59:19,127 --> 01:59:21,463
Well, maybe a car accident
would be easier on them, physically.
1822
01:59:21,563 --> 01:59:24,566
JERRY: Wait a minute,
what is Bubba Ray doing?
1823
01:59:24,966 --> 01:59:28,136
JR: Bubba Ray's got
one table set up there in the entranceway.
1824
01:59:28,203 --> 01:59:29,604
Or the exit.
1825
01:59:31,806 --> 01:59:35,210
And D-Von trying to
keep Jeff and Matt Hardy beaten down.
1826
01:59:35,310 --> 01:59:36,778
JERRY: Don't block those exits.
1827
01:59:38,313 --> 01:59:40,081
What is he doing?
1828
01:59:40,181 --> 01:59:41,616
JR: Bubba Ray Dudley...
1829
01:59:41,716 --> 01:59:42,817
(GRUNTING)
1830
01:59:42,917 --> 01:59:44,452
...is rearranging these tables.
1831
01:59:44,552 --> 01:59:45,987
I have no earthly idea.
1832
01:59:46,087 --> 01:59:47,355
And there's a low blow,
1833
01:59:47,455 --> 01:59:49,524
you saw that pretty clearly there
1834
01:59:49,624 --> 01:59:52,260
from D-Von Dudley on Matt Hardy.
1835
01:59:52,694 --> 01:59:53,962
JERRY: I don't know about the Hardys,
1836
01:59:54,062 --> 01:59:55,663
I didn't think it was too smart a move.
1837
01:59:55,763 --> 01:59:57,065
- But I guess you gotta...
- What the hell is...
1838
01:59:57,165 --> 01:59:59,934
JERRY: You gotta give 'em credit
to even get in the ring with these Dudleys.
1839
02:00:00,034 --> 02:00:01,536
I mean, you know what they're capable of,
1840
02:00:01,636 --> 02:00:03,238
and especially in this type of match.
1841
02:00:03,338 --> 02:00:07,275
JR: Bubba Ray is instructing his partner,
1842
02:00:07,542 --> 02:00:09,444
his half-brother D-Von.
1843
02:00:11,746 --> 02:00:13,081
JERRY: What's he doing?
1844
02:00:13,982 --> 02:00:16,384
- JR: That's Matt Hardy...
- Oh, look at this!
1845
02:00:16,484 --> 02:00:20,989
JR: Jeff Hardy trying to get his brother out
of this predicament, but...
1846
02:00:22,190 --> 02:00:25,527
JERRY: He may have
just crushed his skull, right there.
1847
02:00:25,627 --> 02:00:27,462
JR: Bubba's got Jeff Hardy by the hair.
1848
02:00:27,595 --> 02:00:29,397
(CROWD BOOING)
1849
02:00:29,497 --> 02:00:32,100
Remember, it's down to
Jeff Hardy and D-Von Dudley,
1850
02:00:32,767 --> 02:00:35,270
the next one to go through a chair will...
1851
02:00:35,470 --> 02:00:36,938
- This match will be over.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1852
02:00:37,038 --> 02:00:38,773
JR: And so might some careers,
1853
02:00:38,873 --> 02:00:41,176
if they haven't already
been shortened here tonight.
1854
02:00:41,276 --> 02:00:44,078
JERRY: JR, these guys
are up on the balcony here.
1855
02:00:45,313 --> 02:00:46,581
JR: What in the...
1856
02:00:47,182 --> 02:00:49,717
...in God's name is... Oh, no.
1857
02:00:49,851 --> 02:00:51,352
That's Matt Hardy, not Jeff.
1858
02:00:51,419 --> 02:00:52,387
JERRY: Oh!
1859
02:00:52,487 --> 02:00:54,489
- JR: A low blow by Jeff.
- Oh, no.
1860
02:00:54,589 --> 02:00:58,293
JR: Jeff Hardy, the low blow to Bubba Ray...
1861
02:00:58,359 --> 02:00:59,827
And a shot...
1862
02:00:59,928 --> 02:01:01,963
A chair shot, right to his head.
1863
02:01:02,063 --> 02:01:04,265
- JERRY: Not again, no! Look out!
- And Bubba...
1864
02:01:04,365 --> 02:01:06,901
Bubba's reeling, look out! Oh, my, God!
1865
02:01:07,001 --> 02:01:10,538
Bubba Dudley
went through two tables to the concrete floor.
1866
02:01:11,773 --> 02:01:14,175
JERRY: Was that an offensive move?
1867
02:01:18,780 --> 02:01:19,814
Look out!
1868
02:01:19,914 --> 02:01:22,784
JR: You're looking for
either D-Von Dudley or Jeff Hardy.
1869
02:01:22,884 --> 02:01:25,386
The next one
to go through a table and this match will end.
1870
02:01:25,486 --> 02:01:26,588
JERRY: Oh, here we go!
1871
02:01:26,688 --> 02:01:28,056
This could be it, right here.
1872
02:01:29,657 --> 02:01:30,792
JR: D-Von on the table.
1873
02:01:30,892 --> 02:01:32,393
Jeff Hardy. Don't do it, Jeff.
1874
02:01:32,493 --> 02:01:33,628
Don't do it! My God!
1875
02:01:33,761 --> 02:01:34,862
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
1876
02:01:34,963 --> 02:01:37,832
My God! A senton bomb from the balcony!
1877
02:01:38,533 --> 02:01:40,134
And D-Von Dudley has just
been driven through the table.
1878
02:01:40,268 --> 02:01:41,836
(BELL DINGING)
1879
02:01:41,936 --> 02:01:43,171
- For God's sake!
- (HARDY BOYZ THEME PLAYING)
1880
02:01:43,271 --> 02:01:44,539
FINKEL: Here are your winners,
1881
02:01:44,639 --> 02:01:46,808
- the Hardy Boyz.
- JR: The Hardys have survived!
1882
02:01:48,142 --> 02:01:49,777
Or have they?
1883
02:01:49,877 --> 02:01:51,579
JERRY: Survived? They've won!
1884
02:01:51,679 --> 02:01:54,182
Look at this! He's broken in half, but he won!
1885
02:01:54,282 --> 02:01:58,152
JR: Jeff Hardy from
the balcony with a senton bomb
1886
02:01:58,620 --> 02:02:01,456
that found D-Von Dudley on the table.
1887
02:02:02,056 --> 02:02:03,291
Total destruction.
1888
02:02:04,859 --> 02:02:06,227
JERRY: Oh.
1889
02:02:07,495 --> 02:02:11,766
JR: The Dudleys
look like they've been in a gang fight.
1890
02:02:11,866 --> 02:02:13,534
Can you believe this match-up?
1891
02:02:14,369 --> 02:02:17,205
Can you believe Matt and Jeff Hardy?
1892
02:02:19,040 --> 02:02:21,009
JERRY: Looked like a tornado
went through the
1893
02:02:21,109 --> 02:02:23,244
Madison Square Garden, here.
1894
02:02:24,245 --> 02:02:27,015
JR: And take a look back, just moments ago.
1895
02:02:27,115 --> 02:02:29,851
JERRY: The nasty plunge by Bubba Ray.
1896
02:02:29,951 --> 02:02:31,686
JR: Through two tables and then this,
1897
02:02:31,786 --> 02:02:33,855
a death-defying senton bomb.
1898
02:02:33,955 --> 02:02:35,256
JERRY: I still can't believe this. Look at this!
1899
02:02:35,356 --> 02:02:36,457
...from the balcony.
1900
02:02:36,524 --> 02:02:37,525
JERRY: Whoa!
1901
02:02:37,625 --> 02:02:41,296
JR: Threw another human being
through a table to the concrete floor.
1902
02:02:42,096 --> 02:02:43,531
JERRY: These guys are insane!
1903
02:02:43,631 --> 02:02:44,732
Watch it, again.
1904
02:02:46,768 --> 02:02:47,935
JR: And I'll tell you what,
1905
02:02:48,036 --> 02:02:51,406
I don't think
I've ever seen anything in my 25 years, King,
1906
02:02:51,506 --> 02:02:53,608
quite like that match-up, right there.
1907
02:02:53,708 --> 02:02:55,476
JERRY: (CHUCKLES) And I don't
think the Dudleys ever
1908
02:02:55,576 --> 02:02:57,145
wanna see anything like it again, either.
1909
02:02:57,245 --> 02:02:58,980
Look at that look.
1910
02:02:59,247 --> 02:03:01,316
JR: Well, you gotta... Gotta believe
1911
02:03:01,416 --> 02:03:02,950
that as far as the Dudleys are concerned,
1912
02:03:03,051 --> 02:03:05,486
this one is, uh... May not be over.
1913
02:03:05,586 --> 02:03:08,523
'Cause they take
a lot of pride in this environment.
1914
02:03:15,229 --> 02:03:16,597
It's Thursday on SmackDown,
1915
02:03:16,698 --> 02:03:18,533
Bubba going one-on-one with Mr. Ass.
1916
02:03:18,633 --> 02:03:21,436
And perhaps it was some
of your own medicine, Bubba?
1917
02:03:21,536 --> 02:03:22,670
A Famouser from Mr. Ass
1918
02:03:22,770 --> 02:03:24,005
driving your head and your body
1919
02:03:24,105 --> 02:03:26,641
through a table in the center of the ring.
1920
02:03:26,741 --> 02:03:27,809
And tonight, Dudley Boyz,
1921
02:03:27,909 --> 02:03:29,277
you take on the New Age Outlaws.
1922
02:03:29,377 --> 02:03:31,512
You've been given a tag team title shot.
1923
02:03:31,612 --> 02:03:32,780
What do you mean, "given"?
1924
02:03:32,880 --> 02:03:34,315
Dudley Boyz weren't given anything.
1925
02:03:34,415 --> 02:03:36,784
We took what rightfully belongs to us.
1926
02:03:36,884 --> 02:03:38,152
Just like we had to take our respect
1927
02:03:38,252 --> 02:03:39,854
here in the World Wrestling Federation,
1928
02:03:39,954 --> 02:03:41,189
by throwing people through tables.
1929
02:03:41,289 --> 02:03:43,091
And tonight, at No Way Out,
1930
02:03:43,191 --> 02:03:46,994
we will become
the new WWF Tag Team Champions.
1931
02:03:47,995 --> 02:03:51,199
The people have already seen
1932
02:03:51,666 --> 02:03:55,103
one title change hands tonight.
1933
02:03:56,137 --> 02:04:00,274
The people should get ready to see another.
1934
02:04:01,342 --> 02:04:03,344
Outlaws.
(SCOFFS)
1935
02:04:03,945 --> 02:04:06,114
We got two words for you.
1936
02:04:07,582 --> 02:04:09,851
3D.
1937
02:04:11,519 --> 02:04:13,488
(OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW? PLAYING)
1938
02:04:13,588 --> 02:04:15,723
ROAD DOGG: Oh, you didn't know?
1939
02:04:17,725 --> 02:04:21,863
Your ass better call somebody
1940
02:04:24,832 --> 02:04:26,000
JR: Perhaps the greatest team
1941
02:04:26,100 --> 02:04:28,269
in the history of the World
Wrestling Federation.
1942
02:04:28,369 --> 02:04:30,571
Six-time WWF Tag Team Champions.
1943
02:04:30,671 --> 02:04:33,040
Hartford, Connecticut.
1944
02:04:33,107 --> 02:04:35,109
You damn bet.
1945
02:04:36,611 --> 02:04:39,847
You see, it's me, it's me.
1946
02:04:40,248 --> 02:04:43,384
It's that D-O-Double-G.
1947
02:04:43,985 --> 02:04:46,821
Vibing once again with sweet Billy-G.
1948
02:04:53,561 --> 02:04:56,130
JR: This should be a raucous match, King.
1949
02:04:56,397 --> 02:04:58,866
There's no telling
what's gonna happen in this one.
1950
02:04:58,966 --> 02:05:01,002
JERRY: "Raucous?" That's putting it mildly.
1951
02:05:01,102 --> 02:05:02,637
(JERRY LAUGHS)
1952
02:05:06,007 --> 02:05:08,943
JR: The New Age Outlaws
know they're in for a war here.
1953
02:05:09,043 --> 02:05:13,214
Where the Dudleys could
have everything to gain, and nothing to lose.
1954
02:05:15,349 --> 02:05:16,551
Cut the music.
1955
02:05:16,651 --> 02:05:18,119
(MUSIC STOPS)
1956
02:05:19,220 --> 02:05:20,822
(CROWD CHEERING)
1957
02:05:23,424 --> 02:05:25,293
Hartford, Connecticut,
1958
02:05:25,393 --> 02:05:27,595
as well as the viewing world,
1959
02:05:27,695 --> 02:05:30,431
welcome to the Dogg house.
1960
02:05:31,232 --> 02:05:32,266
(JERRY BARKING)
1961
02:05:32,400 --> 02:05:33,468
(CROWD BARKING)
1962
02:05:33,935 --> 02:05:35,636
- JERRY: Doggy style, JR.
- Where you know,
1963
02:05:35,736 --> 02:05:37,905
all the while, sportin' a smile,
1964
02:05:38,005 --> 02:05:40,942
me and Billy-G do it doggy style.
1965
02:05:41,042 --> 02:05:43,144
Not with each other, though,
I didn't mean it like that.
1966
02:05:43,244 --> 02:05:44,979
(JERRY LAUGHS)
1967
02:05:45,713 --> 02:05:46,714
Now, then.
1968
02:05:47,515 --> 02:05:50,818
Let's see if we can't make
a little noise up in this...
1969
02:05:50,918 --> 02:05:52,520
CROWD: This biatch!
1970
02:05:53,020 --> 02:05:56,924
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, children of all ages,
1971
02:05:57,024 --> 02:05:59,460
D-Generation X proudly brings to you
1972
02:05:59,560 --> 02:06:04,232
its WWF Tag Team Champions of the World,
1973
02:06:05,500 --> 02:06:07,368
the Road Dogg, Jesse James,
1974
02:06:07,635 --> 02:06:09,670
the Bad Ass Billy Gunn,
1975
02:06:09,770 --> 02:06:12,773
the New Age Outlaws.
1976
02:06:13,374 --> 02:06:15,009
(CROWD CHEERING)
1977
02:06:20,214 --> 02:06:22,750
And, of course, if you're not down with that,
1978
02:06:22,884 --> 02:06:25,152
we got two words for ya.
1979
02:06:25,486 --> 02:06:27,121
CROWD: Suck it!
1980
02:06:27,221 --> 02:06:28,189
JR: Well, ladies and gentlemen,
1981
02:06:28,289 --> 02:06:29,757
last Thursday night on SmackDown,
1982
02:06:29,857 --> 02:06:32,860
we saw the amazing athleticism of Billy Gunn.
1983
02:06:32,960 --> 02:06:35,363
The Famouser on Bubba Ray Dudley.
1984
02:06:35,463 --> 02:06:38,299
In their one-on-one match-up,
right through a table.
1985
02:06:38,399 --> 02:06:40,535
JERRY: Man, he went over six feet in the air,
1986
02:06:40,635 --> 02:06:42,203
and came right down on Bubba Ray. Uh-oh.
1987
02:06:42,336 --> 02:06:43,871
(WE'RE COMIN' DOWN PLAYING)
1988
02:06:43,971 --> 02:06:46,340
JR: And, of course,
the Dudleys' legacy, the WWF,
1989
02:06:46,440 --> 02:06:49,510
has been written in splinters
and broken bodies,
1990
02:06:49,610 --> 02:06:51,946
both male and female.
1991
02:06:57,885 --> 02:07:00,254
(BELL DINGING)
1992
02:07:00,354 --> 02:07:03,024
FINKEL: The following is for
the World Wrestling Federation
1993
02:07:03,124 --> 02:07:04,992
Tag Team Championship.
1994
02:07:05,092 --> 02:07:06,827
Introducing the challengers,
1995
02:07:06,928 --> 02:07:10,197
at a combined weight of 556 pounds,
1996
02:07:10,631 --> 02:07:14,936
Bubba Ray, D-Von, the Dudley Boyz.
1997
02:07:15,136 --> 02:07:18,372
JR: This is, indeed,
for the WWF Tag Team Championship.
1998
02:07:18,472 --> 02:07:20,007
- There are the challengers.
- Oh, look out!
1999
02:07:20,107 --> 02:07:21,642
- JR: They're not wasting any time.
- You're not kiddin'.
2000
02:07:21,742 --> 02:07:22,743
- JR: Here we go.
- (BELL DINGING)
2001
02:07:22,843 --> 02:07:24,312
With the tag team titles on the line.
2002
02:07:25,813 --> 02:07:28,883
Well, this is about as unpredictable a pairing,
2003
02:07:28,983 --> 02:07:30,351
because of the Dudley style,
2004
02:07:30,451 --> 02:07:32,353
- as we may ever see, King.
- Wait a minute.
2005
02:07:32,453 --> 02:07:34,722
I think Bubba Ray just lost his glasses.
2006
02:07:34,822 --> 02:07:37,158
That could be a big disadvantage.
2007
02:07:37,925 --> 02:07:41,662
JR: Referee Teddie Long
forcing Badd Ass Billy Gunn on the outside.
2008
02:07:41,762 --> 02:07:45,766
As is the Road Dogg
and Bubba Ray Dudley kicking it off here.
2009
02:07:45,866 --> 02:07:46,901
JERRY: Oh, look at this!
2010
02:07:47,001 --> 02:07:48,836
JR: And Bubba Ray... Oh, my!
2011
02:07:48,936 --> 02:07:51,639
- A full nelson into an atomic drop.
- Wow.
2012
02:07:53,107 --> 02:07:56,344
JR: A right hand by Bubba
on Badd Ass Billy Gunn.
2013
02:07:56,444 --> 02:07:57,445
JERRY: Oh, no!
2014
02:07:57,545 --> 02:07:59,246
JR: Oh, look out, the referee's back's turned.
2015
02:07:59,347 --> 02:08:00,781
- Look out! Hey, ref!
- (JERRY YELLS)
2016
02:08:01,649 --> 02:08:04,385
JR: Man, that is a big move here,
in the early-going of this match-up.
2017
02:08:04,485 --> 02:08:08,222
That low blow by D-Von Dudley,
2018
02:08:08,322 --> 02:08:10,291
Bubba Ray's half-brother,
2019
02:08:10,391 --> 02:08:14,261
D-Von came off
the second rope, and he scored big time.
2020
02:08:15,162 --> 02:08:16,530
JERRY: Well, you heard
what the Dudleys said,
2021
02:08:16,631 --> 02:08:18,432
- we've seen one title change hands.
- The cover!
2022
02:08:18,532 --> 02:08:19,634
Road Dogg, boy, he's...
2023
02:08:19,734 --> 02:08:22,536
It took everything, King,
the Road Dogg had to kick out that time.
2024
02:08:23,671 --> 02:08:26,340
JERRY: He may not be doing
it doggy style for...
2025
02:08:27,174 --> 02:08:30,211
We may see
the tag team titles change hands here too.
2026
02:08:30,311 --> 02:08:32,213
JR: We have a new
Intercontinental Champion.
2027
02:08:32,313 --> 02:08:35,850
Could lightning strike twice
in two successive matches?
2028
02:08:36,150 --> 02:08:38,686
Oh! Another exchange by the Dudleys,
2029
02:08:38,786 --> 02:08:40,655
D-Von out, Bubba Ray in.
2030
02:08:41,088 --> 02:08:43,457
And look at Bubba Ray keep his back between
2031
02:08:43,557 --> 02:08:45,826
the Road Dogg and Badd Ass Billy Gunn,
2032
02:08:45,926 --> 02:08:49,563
which quite frankly,
is very good, sound, tag team strategy.
2033
02:08:49,664 --> 02:08:51,932
JERRY: All right, JR,
I'm gonna ask you to go out on a limb here,
2034
02:08:52,033 --> 02:08:54,702
I'm gonna
ask you to do a little prognosticating.
2035
02:08:54,802 --> 02:08:55,936
What do you think the Dudleys' chances
2036
02:08:56,037 --> 02:08:57,405
of winning the tag team titles are?
2037
02:08:57,505 --> 02:08:59,006
I heard you say that the New Age Outlaws
2038
02:08:59,106 --> 02:09:03,144
are probably
the greatest tag-team in WWF history, but...
2039
02:09:03,244 --> 02:09:06,414
JR: I don't think the chances of the Dudleys
are very good right now.
2040
02:09:06,514 --> 02:09:08,482
JERRY: You don't think
the Dudleys chances are very good?
2041
02:09:08,582 --> 02:09:09,717
JR: You asked me.
2042
02:09:09,817 --> 02:09:12,253
You gonna criticize me for being honest?
2043
02:09:12,353 --> 02:09:14,088
Or not agreeing with you?
2044
02:09:14,455 --> 02:09:16,991
- I know... I know you like the damn Dudleys.
- I don't know about you, JR.
2045
02:09:17,091 --> 02:09:18,292
JR: I don't like the damn Dudleys.
2046
02:09:18,392 --> 02:09:20,561
JERRY: I wouldn't say that I like the guys,
2047
02:09:20,661 --> 02:09:23,297
- I just, uh... I'm impressed by them.
- Sunset flip! Sunset flip!
2048
02:09:23,631 --> 02:09:25,599
Referee got a two-count out of it.
2049
02:09:25,700 --> 02:09:26,701
Look out, look out, look out!
2050
02:09:26,834 --> 02:09:27,835
- JERRY: Oh!
- I mean, they...
2051
02:09:27,935 --> 02:09:29,136
The treatment that they have had
2052
02:09:29,236 --> 02:09:31,605
of the ladies in the WWF,
2053
02:09:31,706 --> 02:09:33,674
and some of the male athletes as well.
2054
02:09:33,774 --> 02:09:36,410
Driving human beings
through those tables like they were animals.
2055
02:09:36,510 --> 02:09:38,279
JERRY: I didn't say I liked that, JR.
2056
02:09:38,379 --> 02:09:40,114
You know, I just said, they were impressive.
2057
02:09:40,214 --> 02:09:41,582
JR: Well, they can be. Yes, they are.
2058
02:09:41,682 --> 02:09:43,718
JERRY: They're capable
of winning any time they step in the ring.
2059
02:09:43,818 --> 02:09:44,819
JR: That's a chokehold, right there.
2060
02:09:44,919 --> 02:09:47,054
- That's an impressive chokehold.
- You're right.
2061
02:09:47,154 --> 02:09:49,056
The Dudleys will do absolutely anything
2062
02:09:49,156 --> 02:09:51,125
they have to do to win a match.
2063
02:09:51,225 --> 02:09:54,128
And then they'll go beyond
the call of duty sometimes.
2064
02:09:54,228 --> 02:09:56,363
JR: They certainly do, do the Dudleys.
2065
02:09:56,464 --> 02:09:59,700
And another tag made.
Bubba Ray in, D-Von out.
2066
02:09:59,800 --> 02:10:02,169
Still focusing on the Road Dogg, who... Ooh!
2067
02:10:02,269 --> 02:10:03,771
JERRY: What about the fact that, uh,
2068
02:10:03,871 --> 02:10:07,208
I think most people realize
that Terri is back tonight.
2069
02:10:07,374 --> 02:10:08,776
She is here.
2070
02:10:08,876 --> 02:10:10,978
But she's already asked The Acolytes
2071
02:10:11,078 --> 02:10:12,780
for some protection against these two guys.
2072
02:10:12,880 --> 02:10:14,482
JR: Fans have joined us
on Heat, on the USA Network...
2073
02:10:14,615 --> 02:10:16,217
(YELLING)
2074
02:10:16,317 --> 02:10:19,053
...they are aware that Terri has returned
2075
02:10:19,153 --> 02:10:22,490
and we'll, in all actuality, see her later tonight.
2076
02:10:23,924 --> 02:10:27,094
JERRY: She said,
all she's been seeing in her sleep are tables.
2077
02:10:27,194 --> 02:10:28,929
Every time
she closes her eyes, she sees tables.
2078
02:10:29,029 --> 02:10:31,332
JR: The Acolytes will
have Terri's back tonight,
2079
02:10:31,432 --> 02:10:33,267
thanks to her investment in the APA.
2080
02:10:33,367 --> 02:10:35,436
There's another cover, tag team titles! Ooh!
2081
02:10:35,536 --> 02:10:36,537
JERRY: They'll have her back,
2082
02:10:36,637 --> 02:10:37,772
- what's wrong with her front?
- Come on!
2083
02:10:37,872 --> 02:10:39,173
JR: Well, nothing I don't think,
2084
02:10:39,273 --> 02:10:41,041
but it was a figure of speech.
2085
02:10:41,142 --> 02:10:43,744
JERRY: I can't wait to see Terri back.
2086
02:10:43,878 --> 02:10:45,513
She does have a nice figure, too, JR.
2087
02:10:45,613 --> 02:10:47,948
JR: Road Dogg in a bad, bad corner.
2088
02:10:48,048 --> 02:10:50,084
The corner of the damn Dudleys.
2089
02:10:50,184 --> 02:10:53,053
And thus far,
the Road Dogg has been unable to make a tag
2090
02:10:53,154 --> 02:10:54,488
to Bad Ass Billy Gunn.
2091
02:10:54,588 --> 02:10:56,090
And another knock-down.
2092
02:10:56,190 --> 02:10:57,491
And yet another tag.
2093
02:10:57,591 --> 02:10:58,592
These Dudleys are...
2094
02:10:58,692 --> 02:11:01,362
They're operating like
a well-oiled machine here, quite frankly.
2095
02:11:01,428 --> 02:11:02,396
Let's go!
2096
02:11:02,496 --> 02:11:03,564
JERRY: Yeah, they're doing a real good job
2097
02:11:03,664 --> 02:11:05,566
of keeping Road Dogg away from his partner.
2098
02:11:05,633 --> 02:11:07,434
Oh, look out!
2099
02:11:07,668 --> 02:11:09,036
I just hope that they don't get that confused
2100
02:11:09,136 --> 02:11:10,471
with who's calling them the "damn" Dudleys.
2101
02:11:10,571 --> 02:11:12,206
I hope they realize it's you, JR.
2102
02:11:12,306 --> 02:11:14,241
JR: Well, Bubba Dudley
up on the second row.
2103
02:11:14,875 --> 02:11:16,944
- And... Oh!
- Oh! Hey!
2104
02:11:17,044 --> 02:11:19,580
JR: Bad Ass Billy Gunn
bought his partner some time.
2105
02:11:19,680 --> 02:11:20,648
JERRY: Where did that punch go?
2106
02:11:20,748 --> 02:11:23,284
JR: And you saw the results
of it, it went below the belt.
2107
02:11:23,384 --> 02:11:24,919
- JERRY: Look out! Man!
- There's a solid suplex.
2108
02:11:25,019 --> 02:11:26,554
The Road Dogg reached down
2109
02:11:26,654 --> 02:11:27,788
to the bottom of his boots
2110
02:11:27,888 --> 02:11:30,357
to suplex Bubba Dudley
off the second turnbuckle.
2111
02:11:30,457 --> 02:11:32,259
- (SCREAMING)
- JERRY: Uh-oh.
2112
02:11:32,827 --> 02:11:33,961
He's hurtin'.
2113
02:11:34,061 --> 02:11:35,429
Bubba's hurt bad.
2114
02:11:35,529 --> 02:11:38,032
JR: Well, Road Dogg missed a great
opportunity to make a tag here.
2115
02:11:39,266 --> 02:11:41,569
Road Dogg's crawling to his corner.
2116
02:11:41,669 --> 02:11:43,504
Will try to tag Mr. Ass.
2117
02:11:43,604 --> 02:11:44,672
And there's the tag.
2118
02:11:44,972 --> 02:11:46,073
JERRY: Oh, look out!
2119
02:11:46,140 --> 02:11:47,741
JR: Mr. Ass in.
2120
02:11:48,108 --> 02:11:50,411
Right hands, clotheslines.
2121
02:11:50,711 --> 02:11:52,213
- JERRY: Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
2122
02:11:52,313 --> 02:11:54,315
- JERRY: Oh, my gosh!
- Look at the elevation.
2123
02:11:54,415 --> 02:11:55,983
The Road Dogg is ownin'...
2124
02:11:56,083 --> 02:11:58,419
- Here are the Badd Ass...
- JERRY: Oh, my gosh.
2125
02:11:58,519 --> 02:12:00,721
JR: He's ownin' the Dudleys here.
2126
02:12:00,888 --> 02:12:03,757
- There's a cover. That's gonna be all.
- REFEREE: One, two...
2127
02:12:03,858 --> 02:12:05,492
JR: Oh! Oh, heck.
2128
02:12:06,060 --> 02:12:07,494
Bubba Dudley pulled him,
2129
02:12:07,595 --> 02:12:09,663
Badd Ass Billy Gunn, right off the top.
2130
02:12:09,763 --> 02:12:11,131
JERRY: Right out here in front of us, too.
2131
02:12:11,232 --> 02:12:14,735
- JR: The Road Dogg back in with a cover.
- REFEREE: One, two...
2132
02:12:14,869 --> 02:12:16,737
JR: And wait, Bubba Dudley...
2133
02:12:16,837 --> 02:12:18,339
- JERRY: Oh!
- God Almighty.
2134
02:12:18,439 --> 02:12:19,607
For the love of God!
2135
02:12:19,707 --> 02:12:23,577
Bubba Dudley just hit
Billy Gunn in the shoulder with a lead pipe.
2136
02:12:25,179 --> 02:12:28,549
JERRY: I told you these guys would do
anything they need to do to win a match, JR.
2137
02:12:28,649 --> 02:12:30,584
JR: Referee got knocked down.
2138
02:12:30,684 --> 02:12:32,853
Yeah, I think that was inadvertent.
2139
02:12:33,020 --> 02:12:36,523
Badass Billy Gunn,
he's liable to pounce, and there's the 3D!
2140
02:12:36,624 --> 02:12:37,625
JERRY: They got him!
2141
02:12:37,725 --> 02:12:38,726
JR: The Dudley Death Drop!
2142
02:12:38,826 --> 02:12:39,994
- JERRY: Wait a minute!
- (REFEREE COUNTS OFF)
2143
02:12:40,094 --> 02:12:41,629
- JR: This is gonna be...
- REFEREE: Two, three...
2144
02:12:41,729 --> 02:12:42,963
(CROWD CHEERS)
2145
02:12:43,097 --> 02:12:44,331
JR: We've got new tag team champions!
2146
02:12:44,431 --> 02:12:46,767
The damn Dudleys
are the new tag champions.
2147
02:12:46,867 --> 02:12:50,037
JERRY: I guess you gotta
eat your black hat now, don't ya, JR?
2148
02:12:50,137 --> 02:12:53,641
FINKEL: The new World Wrestling Federation
Tag Team Champions,
2149
02:12:53,741 --> 02:12:56,543
the Dudley Boyz.
2150
02:12:56,644 --> 02:12:57,878
JERRY: Oh, man!
2151
02:12:57,978 --> 02:13:01,081
JR: I'll tell you what, that
pipe had a little bit to do
2152
02:13:01,181 --> 02:13:04,285
with the Outlaws losing the
tag team titles here.
2153
02:13:04,685 --> 02:13:07,855
JERRY: We've had two matches.
We've seen two titles change hands.
2154
02:13:07,955 --> 02:13:09,056
You know what I'm thinking?
2155
02:13:09,156 --> 02:13:11,759
D-VON: I told you, testify!
JERRY: That doesn't bode well for Triple H.
2156
02:13:11,859 --> 02:13:16,363
JR: I don't recall that ever happening
in the history of the WWF in pay-per-view.
2157
02:13:16,463 --> 02:13:20,534
Two title matches
in a row and two new champions crowned.
2158
02:13:22,436 --> 02:13:23,904
JERRY: I don't think Road Dogg realizes
2159
02:13:24,004 --> 02:13:26,707
that Billy got blasted with that lead pipe.
2160
02:13:27,207 --> 02:13:28,776
JR: There's no way.
2161
02:13:28,876 --> 02:13:31,278
There's no way that he
could have known that, I don't think.
2162
02:13:32,046 --> 02:13:35,049
The Outlaws having some...
Having some words here.
2163
02:13:36,784 --> 02:13:38,652
JERRY: Well, you gotta
admit Billy didn't really hold up his end
2164
02:13:38,752 --> 02:13:40,554
of the bargain on that match.
2165
02:13:40,654 --> 02:13:42,790
JR: I don't wanna say that at all. Look at this!
2166
02:13:42,890 --> 02:13:44,325
Look at the shot right to his shoulder.
2167
02:13:44,458 --> 02:13:45,893
(GRUNTS)
2168
02:13:46,860 --> 02:13:51,265
He hit him right in the... Right on top of that
shoulder, did Bubba Dudley.
2169
02:13:51,432 --> 02:13:55,536
JERRY: And of course, that led
to the 3D Death Drop!
2170
02:13:59,640 --> 02:14:04,645
JR: Here we go,
ladies and gentlemen, 18,128 have jammed
2171
02:14:04,745 --> 02:14:07,881
into this beautiful, new
facility here in Raleigh, North Carolina.
2172
02:14:08,415 --> 02:14:09,683
And one of the matches that
they wanna see is here now.
2173
02:14:09,817 --> 02:14:11,051
(BELL DINGS)
2174
02:14:11,151 --> 02:14:13,721
FINKEL: The following
contest is a Table, Ladders, and Chairs Match
2175
02:14:13,821 --> 02:14:17,257
for the World Wrestling
Federation Tag Team Championship.
2176
02:14:17,391 --> 02:14:21,295
Entering the ring at
a combined weight of 462 pounds,
2177
02:14:21,395 --> 02:14:24,965
the World Wrestling Federation
Tag Team Champions,
2178
02:14:25,099 --> 02:14:27,501
Christian and Edge.
2179
02:14:27,601 --> 02:14:28,702
JR: And, folks, let's get the rules
2180
02:14:28,802 --> 02:14:29,803
- straight here, King.
- Yeah.
2181
02:14:29,903 --> 02:14:31,472
- JR: No pinfalls, no count-outs...
- Right.
2182
02:14:31,572 --> 02:14:34,041
...no disqualifications and no submissions.
2183
02:14:34,141 --> 02:14:37,044
The only way to win
the match is to climb the ladder...
2184
02:14:37,144 --> 02:14:38,712
(WE'RE COMIN' DOWN PLAYING)
2185
02:14:38,812 --> 02:14:39,913
JERRY: Oh, man!
2186
02:14:40,014 --> 02:14:44,218
...and retrieve the tag team belts
that are hangin' over the ring.
2187
02:14:44,318 --> 02:14:46,687
FINKEL: At a combined weight of 556 pounds,
2188
02:14:46,787 --> 02:14:52,426
D-Von, Bubba Ray, the Dudley Boyz!
2189
02:14:52,526 --> 02:14:55,095
JR: The Dudley Boyz, the master of the tables.
2190
02:14:56,764 --> 02:14:59,199
JERRY: Yeah, but they're
not gonna be able to reach those tag titles
2191
02:14:59,299 --> 02:15:01,001
- just by standing on tables.
- You're right.
2192
02:15:01,135 --> 02:15:03,337
JERRY: They're gonna have to
master some ladders tonight.
2193
02:15:03,837 --> 02:15:06,573
JR: Tables, ladders, and chairs are all legal.
2194
02:15:06,740 --> 02:15:09,009
Forget about pinfalls, forget about tags,
2195
02:15:09,143 --> 02:15:11,445
forget about submissions or count-outs,
2196
02:15:11,545 --> 02:15:13,514
- forget about disqualifications.
- (LOADED PLAYING)
2197
02:15:13,647 --> 02:15:16,250
- And here comes the hometowners.
- Oh, boy!
2198
02:15:16,950 --> 02:15:19,153
The Hardy Boyz!
2199
02:15:20,020 --> 02:15:21,021
(CROWD CHEERS)
2200
02:15:21,688 --> 02:15:23,924
- Whoa, they're fired up, JR!
- FINKEL: And...
2201
02:15:26,727 --> 02:15:27,795
(BELL DINGS)
2202
02:15:28,095 --> 02:15:30,597
JR: The Hardys
from the great state of North Carolina,
2203
02:15:30,697 --> 02:15:32,599
from just down the road, in Cameron.
2204
02:15:33,000 --> 02:15:35,869
JERRY: Finkle didn't even get to make his
announcement of the Hardys.
2205
02:15:35,969 --> 02:15:38,605
JR: Well, we saw the Hardys,
Edge and Christian, and the Dudleys
2206
02:15:38,772 --> 02:15:42,476
get into a brawl earlier tonight on Heat, for
our fans that were joining us there.
2207
02:15:42,576 --> 02:15:43,877
JERRY: Now wait a minute.
2208
02:15:44,044 --> 02:15:45,579
Those chairs belong to Edge and Christian.
2209
02:15:45,679 --> 02:15:47,481
What are the Hardys doing with them?
2210
02:15:47,748 --> 02:15:50,617
JR: Bubba Ray just caught
that steel chair right in the face.
2211
02:15:50,818 --> 02:15:52,419
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- JERRY: Oh, man!
2212
02:15:52,586 --> 02:15:54,254
JR: Right back to Jeff Hardy.
2213
02:15:55,389 --> 02:15:57,458
JERRY: (LAUGHS) This is working out great
for Edge and Christian.
2214
02:15:57,558 --> 02:15:58,792
They brought their chairs in the ring,
2215
02:15:58,892 --> 02:16:00,894
they were confiscated by the Hardys,
2216
02:16:00,994 --> 02:16:04,865
and now the only ones damaged with those
chairs are the Hardys and the Dudleys.
2217
02:16:04,965 --> 02:16:07,601
JR: Obviously the goal here
is to incapacitate your opponents
2218
02:16:07,801 --> 02:16:10,771
to the degree that a ladder can be set up,
2219
02:16:10,871 --> 02:16:12,172
the ladder can be climbed...
2220
02:16:12,272 --> 02:16:16,276
- JERRY: Look at this!
-...and those WWF Tag Team... Oh, my!
2221
02:16:16,376 --> 02:16:18,479
Drop toe-hold, face-first into the chair.
2222
02:16:18,579 --> 02:16:20,514
...those belts can be pulled down.
2223
02:16:20,614 --> 02:16:23,083
That's gonna take a 20-foot
ladder to get it done, though, King.
2224
02:16:23,183 --> 02:16:26,854
JERRY: Edge and Christian are the masters
of chairs. They're the chairmen of the WWF.
2225
02:16:28,722 --> 02:16:30,190
Uh-oh, now they're bringing the ladders.
2226
02:16:30,290 --> 02:16:33,894
JR: Here comes out Edge,
bringing a ladder into the ring.
2227
02:16:33,994 --> 02:16:36,029
JERRY: I don't think that
ladder will get it done.
2228
02:16:36,563 --> 02:16:38,665
JR: I think you might be right.
2229
02:16:41,735 --> 02:16:43,303
- (GRUNTS)
- JR: And... Oh!
2230
02:16:43,403 --> 02:16:45,706
Oh, no. Face first right back into that ladder.
2231
02:16:45,906 --> 02:16:47,174
JERRY: Ladder will get that done.
2232
02:16:47,274 --> 02:16:50,577
JR: And a DDT by Bubba Ray on Christian.
2233
02:16:50,944 --> 02:16:53,714
WWF Tag Team Titles hanging
high above the ring.
2234
02:16:54,047 --> 02:16:55,349
CROWD (CHANTING): We want tables!
2235
02:16:55,582 --> 02:16:59,353
JERRY: This crowd, 18,128
people want tables.
2236
02:16:59,553 --> 02:17:00,787
Hey, there they go!
2237
02:17:00,888 --> 02:17:02,556
JR: Bubba Ray going upstairs.
2238
02:17:02,756 --> 02:17:04,358
Looking for those tag team belts.
2239
02:17:04,458 --> 02:17:07,127
JERRY: Bubba Ray too heavy
to be up that high.
2240
02:17:07,494 --> 02:17:08,495
Oh!
2241
02:17:08,795 --> 02:17:10,531
JR: Double powerbomb
by Matt and Jeff Hardy...
2242
02:17:10,631 --> 02:17:11,632
JERRY: And then a table.
2243
02:17:11,732 --> 02:17:14,234
-...on Bubba Ray Dudley.
- Table for the exclamation point.
2244
02:17:14,334 --> 02:17:16,170
JR: Wouldn't it be fitting
for Matt and Jeff Hardy to
2245
02:17:16,270 --> 02:17:17,938
walk out of here with the tag team titles.
2246
02:17:18,038 --> 02:17:21,208
Grown up just down the road
in Cameron, North Carolina.
2247
02:17:21,308 --> 02:17:23,377
JERRY: Well, they're the most
adept with those tables.
2248
02:17:23,477 --> 02:17:25,746
I'm going to make
a bold prediction here, I'm gonna...
2249
02:17:25,846 --> 02:17:26,847
I'm gonna pick the Hardys.
2250
02:17:27,814 --> 02:17:32,252
JR: And D-Von Dudley got
a shot in on Jeff Hardy,
2251
02:17:32,352 --> 02:17:36,023
and now here comes...
There's Christian. Three men on a ladder.
2252
02:17:36,190 --> 02:17:37,157
JERRY: Look at this!
2253
02:17:37,257 --> 02:17:41,295
JR: My God, a double Russian leg sweep
from the ladder, down goes all three men!
2254
02:17:41,929 --> 02:17:44,498
JERRY: Don't know how smart that was, Edge.
2255
02:17:45,065 --> 02:17:48,335
JR: Well, Christian could come
in the back door here and get up that ladder.
2256
02:17:48,769 --> 02:17:50,637
This one would be over.
2257
02:17:51,738 --> 02:17:53,807
Christian looking to go upstairs. Bubba Ray...
2258
02:17:53,907 --> 02:17:55,108
JERRY: He's climbing two ladders at once.
2259
02:17:55,209 --> 02:17:57,177
JR: Bubba staggers back up.
2260
02:17:57,277 --> 02:17:59,846
And Bubba with a shot
to the kidneys of Christian.
2261
02:17:59,947 --> 02:18:02,482
And now Bubba goes upstairs,
there's the tag belts.
2262
02:18:02,583 --> 02:18:04,451
JERRY: Told ya,
I think they're gonna need bigger ladders.
2263
02:18:05,485 --> 02:18:06,486
Uh-oh.
2264
02:18:07,387 --> 02:18:08,889
- My gosh!
- God!
2265
02:18:08,989 --> 02:18:11,158
- For the love of God, did you see that?
- Did I ever!
2266
02:18:11,258 --> 02:18:13,093
- (CROWD CHEERS)
- JR: God almighty!
2267
02:18:13,193 --> 02:18:14,828
JERRY: Unfortunately, Christian felt it.
2268
02:18:15,662 --> 02:18:19,900
- JR: Bubba Dudley used that full nelson...
- Oh, look out!
2269
02:18:20,000 --> 02:18:22,536
...almost into an atomic drop.
2270
02:18:23,337 --> 02:18:24,471
That is unreal!
2271
02:18:24,571 --> 02:18:27,341
- JERRY: Can we see that again?
- That just jammed Christian's spine!
2272
02:18:27,507 --> 02:18:30,377
JERRY: Watch how Christian lands. Oh, man.
2273
02:18:30,477 --> 02:18:33,747
JR: You won't sprain any ankles the way
he landed. That spine got compressed.
2274
02:18:35,015 --> 02:18:38,752
JERRY: I'm not even gonna say
what that could do for your hip... Never mind.
2275
02:18:38,952 --> 02:18:41,655
JR: Jeff, Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy in the...
2276
02:18:42,155 --> 02:18:44,992
And the excitement here, got the ladder set
back up, looking to go upstairs.
2277
02:18:45,225 --> 02:18:47,361
- And Christian... Oh, God almighty!
- Oh!
2278
02:18:47,961 --> 02:18:51,098
JR: How do you learn to fall off a damn ladder
without hurtin' yourself? You don't.
2279
02:18:51,531 --> 02:18:53,300
JERRY: Oh, my God.
2280
02:18:54,468 --> 02:18:56,903
- What happened there? Did...
- It looks like a car wreck.
2281
02:18:58,305 --> 02:19:00,741
JERRY: Man, I want to...
Let me see this again.
2282
02:19:01,475 --> 02:19:04,044
Watch this. Watch this seesaw effect.
2283
02:19:04,144 --> 02:19:05,545
(CROWD CHEERING)
2284
02:19:05,646 --> 02:19:07,814
JR: I have never seen anything quite...
2285
02:19:08,015 --> 02:19:09,549
JERRY: His hat's gotta be hurt, bad.
2286
02:19:09,650 --> 02:19:11,718
JR: No doubt about that, King.
No doubt about that.
2287
02:19:11,985 --> 02:19:14,121
- And now the...
- The double chairs!
2288
02:19:15,188 --> 02:19:16,256
JR: Edge and Christian,
2289
02:19:16,356 --> 02:19:17,891
- I think they hurt themselves.
- Chairs and ladders!
2290
02:19:17,991 --> 02:19:20,360
JR: And just got knocked down
by Bubba Dudley.
2291
02:19:20,460 --> 02:19:23,397
- JERRY: Oh, my!
- That ladder right in the face of Jeff Hardy,
2292
02:19:23,630 --> 02:19:27,167
who tried to protect himself
with that steel chair.
2293
02:19:27,367 --> 02:19:31,672
JERRY: There might not be anything left of
anybody when this match is over, JR.
2294
02:19:33,106 --> 02:19:35,442
Now what's... What's D-Von gonna do?
2295
02:19:35,542 --> 02:19:37,678
You can't reach the belts
from over there, D-Von!
2296
02:19:38,545 --> 02:19:40,113
JR: D-Von knows where he is.
2297
02:19:41,181 --> 02:19:43,650
D-Von and Bubba Ray, scoop slam by Bubba.
2298
02:19:44,851 --> 02:19:46,853
Oh, no!
We know what's coming up, here, King.
2299
02:19:47,020 --> 02:19:48,789
JERRY: Whassup! Here it comes!
2300
02:19:49,189 --> 02:19:50,657
Whassup!
2301
02:19:51,291 --> 02:19:52,659
Whassup!
2302
02:19:52,759 --> 02:19:53,894
Ah! You're too high!
2303
02:19:53,994 --> 02:19:55,595
- High! Oh!
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
2304
02:19:58,565 --> 02:20:01,301
JR: D-Von sticking his face
in Edge's business.
2305
02:20:01,368 --> 02:20:02,369
JERRY: Uh-oh.
2306
02:20:03,003 --> 02:20:05,872
You know what they want now.
They wanna get wood.
2307
02:20:05,972 --> 02:20:07,407
- They wanna get...
- D-Von!
2308
02:20:07,507 --> 02:20:10,577
- What?
-...chairs, they've had ladders...
2309
02:20:10,677 --> 02:20:13,046
- Get the tables!
- JERRY: Tables! Oh, my!
2310
02:20:13,980 --> 02:20:15,949
JR: Bubba feels some wood coming on.
2311
02:20:17,718 --> 02:20:19,052
JERRY: Oh-oh!
2312
02:20:19,720 --> 02:20:23,690
JR: D-Von and Bubba Ray are in control here.
2313
02:20:23,824 --> 02:20:25,826
The Hardys are down and hurtin'.
2314
02:20:26,059 --> 02:20:29,229
JERRY: I think D-Von forgot the tables are
already out there at ringside.
2315
02:20:29,763 --> 02:20:31,098
Here they go.
2316
02:20:31,331 --> 02:20:34,334
JR: Jeff Hardy under a couple of ladders.
2317
02:20:34,434 --> 02:20:36,436
Matt Hardy trying to get back in the ring.
2318
02:20:36,570 --> 02:20:39,906
Christian got knocked down
again by Bubba, as does Matt Hardy.
2319
02:20:40,073 --> 02:20:44,511
And here comes D-Von
with one of those Dudleyville tables.
2320
02:20:44,611 --> 02:20:48,482
JERRY: Right at this point in time, the safest
place to be is under some ladders.
2321
02:20:49,149 --> 02:20:51,618
Don't expose yourself to the table!
2322
02:20:52,018 --> 02:20:54,321
JR: The damn Dudleys are
looking for some wood!
2323
02:20:54,788 --> 02:20:56,356
JERRY: 3D! Oh!
2324
02:20:57,391 --> 02:21:01,862
JR: And Christian, his torso
thrown through the table.
2325
02:21:03,563 --> 02:21:07,601
BUBBA RAY: D-Von! Let's kill them!
JERRY: It's broke in half.
2326
02:21:07,801 --> 02:21:10,070
I mean, they may have done Christian in,
but you know what, JR?
2327
02:21:10,170 --> 02:21:11,805
That's not gonna win the Dudleys the titles!
2328
02:21:11,905 --> 02:21:13,540
They've gotta climb a ladder!
2329
02:21:13,673 --> 02:21:15,675
JR: if they eliminate
the competition, they will.
2330
02:21:15,776 --> 02:21:17,010
That's what they're trying to do here.
2331
02:21:17,110 --> 02:21:19,212
Eliminate everybody that's
standing and breathing!
2332
02:21:19,312 --> 02:21:23,784
JERRY: I think Christian is successfully
eliminated, but there's three more to go!
2333
02:21:23,884 --> 02:21:24,885
JR: Well, D-Von...
2334
02:21:24,985 --> 02:21:26,953
JERRY: They've got three tables to go!
2335
02:21:27,287 --> 02:21:29,956
- JR: Dudley's got another table!
- Oh, wait a minute.
2336
02:21:31,425 --> 02:21:33,326
- What is this?
- Another table.
2337
02:21:33,794 --> 02:21:35,328
JERRY: What are they gonna do here?
2338
02:21:35,429 --> 02:21:37,164
JR: You're looking at four tables here!
2339
02:21:39,099 --> 02:21:41,501
JERRY: Tables! Get your tables!
2340
02:21:41,701 --> 02:21:44,204
JR: My God! Table for four! Table for two!
2341
02:21:44,571 --> 02:21:47,474
JERRY: I've heard
of a four corners match, but not a four tables!
2342
02:21:49,342 --> 02:21:50,544
What are they gonna do here?
2343
02:21:50,677 --> 02:21:52,045
These guys are becoming carpenters.
2344
02:21:52,145 --> 02:21:54,347
JR: Two tables stacked on top of two tables
2345
02:21:54,448 --> 02:21:55,882
- by the Dudleys.
- BUBBA RAY: Come here, pretty boy!
2346
02:21:56,249 --> 02:21:58,318
- JERRY: Oh, no.
- And now the Dudleys...
2347
02:21:58,418 --> 02:22:01,354
JERRY: Jeff, this don't
look good for you, son.
2348
02:22:02,322 --> 02:22:04,458
- And look out!
- From behind, King.
2349
02:22:05,125 --> 02:22:06,126
BOTH: Oh!
2350
02:22:06,226 --> 02:22:07,994
- JR: Oh, what a shot!
- Sounds like a gunshot!
2351
02:22:08,094 --> 02:22:11,565
JR: Oh, and another shot
right to the cranium of Bubba Ray Dudley.
2352
02:22:11,665 --> 02:22:13,233
He won't go down. There he goes.
2353
02:22:14,634 --> 02:22:17,604
And Matt Hardy, Twist of Fate on Christian.
2354
02:22:17,804 --> 02:22:20,640
- Jeff Hardy over here!
- JR: But remember, no pinfalls.
2355
02:22:21,274 --> 02:22:23,610
JERRY: He don't want a pinfall,
he wants to get up that ladder.
2356
02:22:23,710 --> 02:22:25,579
The North Carolinians are gonna be proud...
2357
02:22:25,679 --> 02:22:27,314
Wait, what are you gonna do? Matt!
2358
02:22:27,614 --> 02:22:29,683
He's going for the bounce!
2359
02:22:29,783 --> 02:22:32,853
JR: These Hardys,
from Cameron, North Carolina looking
2360
02:22:32,953 --> 02:22:35,956
to become the
tag team champions in their home state.
2361
02:22:36,356 --> 02:22:37,591
JERRY: Now what?
2362
02:22:38,124 --> 02:22:40,260
Oh, no. This Jeff scares me.
2363
02:22:40,360 --> 02:22:41,928
What's he gonna do here?
2364
02:22:42,028 --> 02:22:44,531
- JR: Jeff Hardy will put his life... My God!
- Look at this!
2365
02:22:46,266 --> 02:22:48,001
What are you thinking?
2366
02:22:48,368 --> 02:22:52,939
JR: Jeff Hardy leap-frogged
from the top turnbuckle over the ladder.
2367
02:22:53,440 --> 02:22:55,742
JERRY: How could he even get up?
Watch this!
2368
02:22:55,842 --> 02:22:58,445
- Oh, 20 feet! Oh!
- God almighty!
2369
02:22:58,545 --> 02:23:01,681
Where have you ever
seen anything like this but the WWF?
2370
02:23:02,015 --> 02:23:05,218
- JERRY: Look at this! Unbelievable!
- Right in the face of Edge.
2371
02:23:06,786 --> 02:23:08,154
JERRY: Now what?
2372
02:23:08,388 --> 02:23:12,259
I'm begging somebody to set the ladder,
climb up and go after those title belts!
2373
02:23:12,459 --> 02:23:15,629
JR: All right... Oh, look at Edge.
Edge being put between the ladder now.
2374
02:23:15,862 --> 02:23:17,464
JERRY: Oh, watch yourself!
Oh, very dangerous!
2375
02:23:18,331 --> 02:23:19,332
- JR: Good God!
- Oh!
2376
02:23:19,566 --> 02:23:22,502
JR: Christian, now, back part
of your screen. Look at him.
2377
02:23:22,602 --> 02:23:23,603
- Look at Jeff...
- Oh!
2378
02:23:23,904 --> 02:23:27,073
JR: He's wearing Christian out
with that ladder. On the outside is Jeff Hardy.
2379
02:23:27,741 --> 02:23:28,742
- Or Matt Hardy.
- No!
2380
02:23:28,942 --> 02:23:31,011
JR: My God! Oh, my God!
2381
02:23:32,746 --> 02:23:34,881
Jeff... Or Matt Hardy and Christian
2382
02:23:36,550 --> 02:23:39,853
getting on the same page,
at least for the blink of an eye.
2383
02:23:39,953 --> 02:23:41,621
JERRY: I cannot believe what I just saw.
2384
02:23:42,522 --> 02:23:43,823
That's gotta break some ribs!
2385
02:23:44,291 --> 02:23:46,893
Christian's gotta be... Get out of this.
2386
02:23:46,993 --> 02:23:49,930
JR: My God, have we ever
seen anything like this in our lives?
2387
02:23:49,996 --> 02:23:51,464
I know I haven't.
2388
02:23:51,598 --> 02:23:53,366
This is amazing.
2389
02:23:53,533 --> 02:23:55,602
JERRY: Watch this throw! Oh!
2390
02:23:58,071 --> 02:23:59,739
JR: Now he's using Edge's
own tag team partner...
2391
02:23:59,839 --> 02:24:01,141
JERRY: Here we go! Look at what happened.
2392
02:24:01,241 --> 02:24:02,442
...against him.
2393
02:24:03,009 --> 02:24:05,178
- JERRY: Look out, look outside!
- Oh, my God!
2394
02:24:06,012 --> 02:24:09,015
JR: Jeff Hardy is over 20 feet,
for the love of God, a death-defying leap!
2395
02:24:09,115 --> 02:24:10,584
JERRY: Don't do it! Oh!
2396
02:24:10,850 --> 02:24:12,686
- JR: Senton! And nobody there!
- (CROWD CHEERING)
2397
02:24:13,486 --> 02:24:16,823
JR: Jeff Hardy's spine and his back
2398
02:24:16,923 --> 02:24:19,993
cracking those tables!
For the love of God, look at that!
2399
02:24:20,093 --> 02:24:23,830
Two tables broken, and
a man's body broken in half.
2400
02:24:23,930 --> 02:24:25,999
JERRY: That's it for Jeff Hardy.
Matt, you're on your own.
2401
02:24:28,835 --> 02:24:29,836
Watch this!
2402
02:24:30,770 --> 02:24:32,472
You're right. Over 20 feet. Ooh!
2403
02:24:33,039 --> 02:24:34,541
JR: That's a 20-foot ladder.
2404
02:24:34,975 --> 02:24:39,012
JERRY: Bubba Ray would be
a pancake if he hadn't moved. Look at that.
2405
02:24:39,279 --> 02:24:44,184
JR: Jeff Hardy looks
like he's been thrown out of a moving vehicle.
2406
02:24:44,284 --> 02:24:46,419
JERRY: And Matt realizes he's
got to go it on his own now.
2407
02:24:46,519 --> 02:24:48,722
JR: Matt Hardy is by himself here.
2408
02:24:49,623 --> 02:24:52,892
And Matt Hardy now
with that big 20-foot ladder in the ring.
2409
02:24:53,693 --> 02:24:56,529
Christian and Bubba Ray on the outside.
2410
02:24:56,630 --> 02:24:59,199
JERRY: Well,
I can tell you, JR, at this rate, Shane McMahon
2411
02:24:59,332 --> 02:25:02,402
is gonna have some company
in the emergency room at the nearby hospital.
2412
02:25:03,837 --> 02:25:05,672
JR: Medical facility's gonna be busy tonight.
2413
02:25:05,772 --> 02:25:08,842
I hate to say that, but it
certainly looks that way.
2414
02:25:09,542 --> 02:25:11,778
JERRY: I'd almost forgotten
about those championship belts up there.
2415
02:25:11,878 --> 02:25:13,413
Look at the height of this...
2416
02:25:13,580 --> 02:25:15,015
Bubba Ray gets creamed.
2417
02:25:15,382 --> 02:25:16,916
JR: Like I said, that's a 20-foot ladder.
2418
02:25:18,485 --> 02:25:22,389
That is a hellacious
painter's ladder, 20-feet high.
2419
02:25:22,756 --> 02:25:26,192
JERRY: They're all going,
four men, Edge, Christian, D-Von, Matt Hardy.
2420
02:25:26,559 --> 02:25:30,096
JR: One Hardy, one Dudley,
and two tag champions.
2421
02:25:30,296 --> 02:25:32,499
- JERRY: Uh-oh.
- What's Christian got? He's got Matt...
2422
02:25:32,599 --> 02:25:34,000
- JERRY: Oh!
- Good God!
2423
02:25:35,268 --> 02:25:37,270
- A reverse DDT.
- Look at D-Von! Ooh!
2424
02:25:38,471 --> 02:25:40,073
JR: D-Von and Edge.
2425
02:25:40,173 --> 02:25:41,474
JERRY: Everybody's down.
2426
02:25:42,075 --> 02:25:43,443
JR: D-Von and Edge down.
2427
02:25:43,543 --> 02:25:47,647
JERRY: Bubba Ray got
blasted outside by that... By that chair.
2428
02:25:48,314 --> 02:25:50,717
He don't know where he's at, he's in la la land.
2429
02:25:50,817 --> 02:25:53,586
JR: Bubba Ray don't know if he's
in North Carolina or North Dakota.
2430
02:25:53,687 --> 02:25:56,156
JERRY: Jeff Hardy
won't wake up until sometime next week.
2431
02:25:56,423 --> 02:25:58,792
He's still lying in between those tables.
Look at Bubba Ray!
2432
02:25:59,125 --> 02:26:03,129
JR: Bubba Ray's got a chance to get up
that ladder, become the tag team champions.
2433
02:26:03,229 --> 02:26:05,565
JERRY: He's positioning
the ladder right under those title belts.
2434
02:26:05,665 --> 02:26:09,369
JR: Bubba Ray's the only one
of the six in this match that's vertical.
2435
02:26:10,837 --> 02:26:12,305
JERRY: There you go, now you're under it.
2436
02:26:12,806 --> 02:26:15,108
- Here he goes!
- Bubba Ray's gotta be seeing double here.
2437
02:26:15,308 --> 02:26:17,711
Bubba Ray's up! The Dudleys are gonna do it!
2438
02:26:17,811 --> 02:26:18,845
JERRY: Going for the belt in the middle!
2439
02:26:18,945 --> 02:26:21,014
JR: The Dudleys are gonna do it.
He's 20 feet in the air!
2440
02:26:21,347 --> 02:26:22,649
JERRY: Bubba Ray!
2441
02:26:23,083 --> 02:26:24,684
JR: Oh, no!
2442
02:26:25,685 --> 02:26:26,686
Good God!
2443
02:26:27,854 --> 02:26:30,657
That human body went 20 feet up a ladder,
2444
02:26:30,757 --> 02:26:32,592
through four tables!
2445
02:26:32,926 --> 02:26:34,260
JERRY: He's done four.
2446
02:26:35,829 --> 02:26:37,330
This is unbelievable, JR!
2447
02:26:37,397 --> 02:26:38,398
Carnage!
2448
02:26:38,698 --> 02:26:39,799
Watch this!
2449
02:26:39,899 --> 02:26:42,469
JR: I have never seen carnage like this!
2450
02:26:42,569 --> 02:26:45,004
JERRY: Bubba Ray weighs
nearly 300 pounds. Oh!
2451
02:26:47,006 --> 02:26:48,408
JR: Bubba Ray Dudley!
2452
02:26:49,442 --> 02:26:50,977
Oh! Edge and Christian,
2453
02:26:51,177 --> 02:26:56,816
the tag team champions, save their titles by
pushing Bubba through four tables.
2454
02:26:57,684 --> 02:27:00,453
JERRY: Look at Jeff Hardy.
He's still laying in between tables.
2455
02:27:00,553 --> 02:27:03,590
You've got Bubba Ray,
smashed through four tables.
2456
02:27:03,890 --> 02:27:06,092
JR: We're gonna need more
than one ambulance here.
2457
02:27:06,226 --> 02:27:07,527
- (CROWD BOOING)
- JERRY: D-Von's down.
2458
02:27:07,694 --> 02:27:10,029
Matt Hardy... I don't even know where Matt is.
2459
02:27:10,530 --> 02:27:11,664
And there goes Edge and Christian.
2460
02:27:11,898 --> 02:27:12,999
JR: Edge and Christian!
2461
02:27:13,099 --> 02:27:15,535
JERRY: Each of them going up
one side of the ladder.
2462
02:27:15,635 --> 02:27:17,270
JR: They're the tag team champions.
2463
02:27:17,504 --> 02:27:20,039
Everybody is now decimated.
2464
02:27:21,407 --> 02:27:23,309
- Hey, wait a minute!
- What is this?
2465
02:27:23,409 --> 02:27:24,811
- JR: It's Lita.
- It's Lita!
2466
02:27:25,979 --> 02:27:27,180
- (CROWD YELLING)
- Look at... Ah!
2467
02:27:27,247 --> 02:27:28,248
JR: Lita!
2468
02:27:29,682 --> 02:27:33,787
Edge and Christian were about to
get their belts and retain their titles,
2469
02:27:33,887 --> 02:27:35,355
but Lita came out.
2470
02:27:35,455 --> 02:27:37,590
- The WWF Women's Champion!
- Jeff, Matt, go!
2471
02:27:37,690 --> 02:27:40,693
- JERRY: Lita, what are you doing?
- Lita helpin' the Hardy Boyz!
2472
02:27:41,294 --> 02:27:43,997
JERRY: She's screaming
for Matt to go. Go, Matt!
2473
02:27:44,097 --> 02:27:46,132
- Come on, get up!
- JR: There's your opportunity, Matt!
2474
02:27:48,001 --> 02:27:50,403
You're at home, son, go up that ladder!
2475
02:27:50,770 --> 02:27:52,105
JERRY: Get up there!
2476
02:27:52,338 --> 02:27:57,277
Get the ladder, you've got 18,128 of your
fellow statesmen screaming for ya!
2477
02:27:57,544 --> 02:27:59,445
Don't waste time, go!
2478
02:27:59,579 --> 02:28:01,948
JR: Everybody
is gonna be proud of the Hardy Boyz.
2479
02:28:02,048 --> 02:28:03,149
LITA: You've got it, Matt.
2480
02:28:03,249 --> 02:28:04,450
JR: Get up there, Matt.
2481
02:28:04,651 --> 02:28:07,020
- You've got the doors open.
- Don't look down!
2482
02:28:07,187 --> 02:28:08,188
Just go!
2483
02:28:08,521 --> 02:28:09,522
D-Von! D-Von!
2484
02:28:09,889 --> 02:28:11,558
Here comes D-Von.
2485
02:28:12,225 --> 02:28:13,693
And here comes D-Von.
2486
02:28:13,993 --> 02:28:17,063
JR: Oh, my God,
no, no, no, no! Oh, my God! No!
2487
02:28:17,664 --> 02:28:18,998
JERRY: No!
2488
02:28:21,234 --> 02:28:23,570
JR: Matt Hardy just went off backwards,
2489
02:28:23,670 --> 02:28:26,506
he just went off backwards, on those tables.
2490
02:28:26,806 --> 02:28:29,042
JERRY: I'm afraid Lita
couldn't save him from that.
2491
02:28:29,375 --> 02:28:32,212
JR: Lita bought the Hardys some time.
2492
02:28:32,478 --> 02:28:34,447
- LITA: Ow!
- JR: Oh, a spear, that son of a bitch!
2493
02:28:36,649 --> 02:28:38,051
Did you see what Edge did, King?
2494
02:28:38,151 --> 02:28:39,385
JERRY: And I heard what you said, JR.
2495
02:28:39,485 --> 02:28:42,589
JR: Ah, sorry about that, but damn it.
A man shouldn't do that.
2496
02:28:42,655 --> 02:28:43,656
I mean...
2497
02:28:45,058 --> 02:28:47,393
- JERRY: That could have broken her ribs.
- Yeah, or worse.
2498
02:28:47,493 --> 02:28:48,828
- JERRY: Watch this.
- Look how close it was.
2499
02:28:48,928 --> 02:28:51,164
- With that ceiling cam. Oh, this is scary.
- JR: He's touchin' the belt.
2500
02:28:51,264 --> 02:28:52,999
- JERRY: Look at this!
- Oh, my God!
2501
02:28:53,933 --> 02:28:56,769
- JERRY: Watch this spear.
- This is sickening.
2502
02:28:57,403 --> 02:28:58,404
LITA: Ow!
2503
02:28:59,038 --> 02:29:01,174
JERRY: He could have broken her sternum.
2504
02:29:01,741 --> 02:29:04,244
I think he knocked
her head right into the back of that ladder.
2505
02:29:05,078 --> 02:29:06,813
JR: And now, by God, I can't believe it.
2506
02:29:06,913 --> 02:29:09,415
BOTH: Jeff Hardy's back up.
2507
02:29:09,582 --> 02:29:11,985
- JERRY: How's he doing it?
- And D-Von is back up.
2508
02:29:12,986 --> 02:29:16,823
It's anybody's ballgame.
Who's gonna be the champions?
2509
02:29:17,123 --> 02:29:18,658
The Dudleys or the Hardys?
2510
02:29:19,058 --> 02:29:20,994
JERRY: Jeff's got his hand on the titles.
2511
02:29:21,294 --> 02:29:23,863
- JR: He's touchin' the belt.
- He's so close to the promised land.
2512
02:29:24,097 --> 02:29:25,832
JR: Jeff is touching the gold.
2513
02:29:27,100 --> 02:29:30,570
JERRY: They gotta fight for it right here,
good he's got 'em. No, wait, D-Von's got 'em!
2514
02:29:31,004 --> 02:29:34,140
Wait a minute, they've both got... Who's
gonna be the champion if they both... Ah!
2515
02:29:35,508 --> 02:29:37,310
- JR: My God, they're hanging...
- Now what?
2516
02:29:37,477 --> 02:29:39,746
- JR: D-Von and Jeff Hardy are hanging...
- What the heck!
2517
02:29:39,846 --> 02:29:42,448
...for their lives high above the ring.
2518
02:29:42,548 --> 02:29:43,716
JERRY: No, no, no.
2519
02:29:44,784 --> 02:29:45,919
JR: D-Von knocked down!
2520
02:29:46,019 --> 02:29:47,120
Get the belt, Jeff!
2521
02:29:47,820 --> 02:29:49,989
Look at Edge and Christian, they'll grab him!
2522
02:29:50,323 --> 02:29:51,925
- The pounding...
- Oh!
2523
02:29:53,426 --> 02:29:55,962
JR: They knocked Jeff right
off the... Right off the roof.
2524
02:29:56,329 --> 02:29:57,463
JERRY: Well, he was a pinata!
2525
02:29:58,064 --> 02:29:59,799
(CROWD BOOING)
2526
02:29:59,999 --> 02:30:01,100
JERRY: Look at this!
2527
02:30:01,200 --> 02:30:03,803
JR: Jeff Hardy was left
hangin', as was D-Von Dudley.
2528
02:30:04,170 --> 02:30:06,706
- Thanks to Edge and Christian!
- Because of Edge and Christian!
2529
02:30:07,240 --> 02:30:10,109
- JR: My God, what an exchange that was!
- Everybody's...
2530
02:30:10,209 --> 02:30:12,211
Everybody's decimated.
Somebody's gotta stop 'em.
2531
02:30:12,312 --> 02:30:14,614
Look at Jeff...
Oh, Jeff, I think his ankle's broken.
2532
02:30:15,315 --> 02:30:17,283
- They've got one, they've got both of them!
- (BELL DINGS)
2533
02:30:17,383 --> 02:30:20,186
JR: Edge and Christian have done it!
2534
02:30:20,286 --> 02:30:21,621
- Damn it!
- FINKEL: The winners of this match,
2535
02:30:21,721 --> 02:30:26,659
and still tag team champions,
Christian and Edge!
2536
02:30:29,262 --> 02:30:31,064
JERRY: JR, I think we've seen it all now!
2537
02:30:31,164 --> 02:30:34,934
JR: I don't think I've ever seen anything
in my life like we have just witnessed.
2538
02:30:35,735 --> 02:30:37,103
JERRY: Wow.
2539
02:30:38,137 --> 02:30:40,173
You've gotta love the WWF.
2540
02:30:41,607 --> 02:30:45,345
JR: These six young studs put
their careers on the line
2541
02:30:45,445 --> 02:30:49,182
for everybody watching around
the world here tonight,
2542
02:30:49,282 --> 02:30:53,252
and somehow, some way,
the biggest crybabies in the match,
2543
02:30:53,353 --> 02:30:56,289
Edge and Christian,
retain their tag team titles.
2544
02:30:56,389 --> 02:30:58,791
JERRY: Oh, come on.
Give the devils their due.
2545
02:30:58,891 --> 02:31:02,395
Anybody that came out on top of that
match deserves a world of credit,
2546
02:31:02,695 --> 02:31:04,630
no matter whether you like 'em or not.
2547
02:31:04,731 --> 02:31:06,265
That was a great match.
2548
02:31:06,366 --> 02:31:08,534
JR: Good point, King, you're right about that.
2549
02:31:08,701 --> 02:31:13,506
I'm disappointed the Hardys couldn't come
home and win the tag team titles.
2550
02:31:13,606 --> 02:31:17,276
JERRY: Let's go back and see some of this.
This was... Look at Bubba Ray Dudley.
2551
02:31:19,779 --> 02:31:20,813
Unreal.
2552
02:31:21,481 --> 02:31:23,082
And then D-Von!
2553
02:31:24,017 --> 02:31:26,352
D-Von and Jeff Hardy just hanging.
2554
02:31:26,452 --> 02:31:29,022
Hanging in the air like I said, like two pinatas.
2555
02:31:29,122 --> 02:31:30,757
JR: The Dudleys and the
Hardys were that close
2556
02:31:30,857 --> 02:31:32,325
to becoming the tag team champions.
2557
02:31:32,425 --> 02:31:34,727
JERRY: Watch D-Von when he
hit the ground here.
2558
02:31:34,927 --> 02:31:36,329
Ooh, man!
2559
02:31:38,264 --> 02:31:41,300
JR: Right on the spine, and now look
at Edge and Christian, they're ramming
2560
02:31:41,401 --> 02:31:42,769
to get Jeff Hardy down.
2561
02:31:42,869 --> 02:31:45,438
JERRY: Like a pinata, they knocked him
right down, and they get the...
2562
02:31:45,505 --> 02:31:46,506
Prize.
2563
02:31:46,939 --> 02:31:49,742
JERRY: They get the WWF
Tag Team Championships.
2564
02:31:51,210 --> 02:31:52,578
Unreal.
2565
02:31:54,947 --> 02:31:58,251
JR: King, you and I
have been to a rodeo or two, as they say.
2566
02:31:58,351 --> 02:32:01,954
I don't think I've ever seen
anything quite like this, and this crowd here
2567
02:32:02,055 --> 02:32:06,359
are giving these six men
a standing ovation, and rightfully so.
2568
02:32:06,459 --> 02:32:09,862
Everybody on their feet,
and rightfully so, I can tell you.
2569
02:32:09,962 --> 02:32:13,966
What a match! I love it! I loved it!
2570
02:32:14,100 --> 02:32:17,170
JR: And we ain't over yet folks.
2571
02:32:22,108 --> 02:32:24,911
(ELECTRIFYING PLAYING)
2572
02:32:26,045 --> 02:32:29,582
CHIMEL: And his tag team
partner, from Miami, Florida,
2573
02:32:29,682 --> 02:32:32,318
weighing in at 270 pounds,
2574
02:32:32,652 --> 02:32:36,222
he is the World Wrestling
Federation Champion,
2575
02:32:36,289 --> 02:32:38,091
The Rock!
2576
02:32:38,191 --> 02:32:41,761
MICHAEL COLE: Will this
be The Rock's last 10 days as champion?
2577
02:32:42,061 --> 02:32:44,831
His back is against the wall at Unforgiven,
2578
02:32:45,164 --> 02:32:48,634
with three men gunning for his WWF Title.
2579
02:32:48,768 --> 02:32:52,905
But tonight, King, The Rock must work with
one of his opponents in Unforgiven,
2580
02:32:53,005 --> 02:32:58,544
the Undertaker, in the
Dudley Boyz specialty, a table match.
2581
02:32:58,644 --> 02:33:00,079
JERRY: Oh, man.
2582
02:33:00,179 --> 02:33:04,250
Look at the Dudley Boyz,
they're not friends with anybody.
2583
02:33:04,484 --> 02:33:07,520
MICHAEL: The Dudley Boyz haven't lost many
table matches in their career.
2584
02:33:07,787 --> 02:33:09,822
And the object of the match is simple,
2585
02:33:10,056 --> 02:33:13,359
first team to put their
opponent through a table wins.
2586
02:33:14,160 --> 02:33:17,163
JERRY: Look at The Rock. You know, Monday
night I had dinner with Charles Barkley,
2587
02:33:17,263 --> 02:33:18,231
and he thinks The Rock...
2588
02:33:18,331 --> 02:33:22,068
Charles Barkley thinks that
The Rock is going to be able to retain his title
2589
02:33:22,168 --> 02:33:23,169
at Unforgiven.
2590
02:33:23,269 --> 02:33:27,473
I don't think Charles knew Monday night
about this little zero-tolerance match tonight.
2591
02:33:28,374 --> 02:33:30,042
MICHAEL: Well, you can feel the electricity.
2592
02:33:30,143 --> 02:33:33,446
And imagine the electricity
Sunday in Champaign, Illinois,
2593
02:33:33,579 --> 02:33:36,015
The Rock is headlining a huge card there.
2594
02:33:36,182 --> 02:33:40,219
Just like the Undertaker
in Moline, Illinois, this Saturday night.
2595
02:33:42,555 --> 02:33:44,457
JERRY: There's tension for you, right there.
2596
02:33:45,224 --> 02:33:48,995
MICHAEL: Well, the Undertaker and Rock
better not let tension get the best of them.
2597
02:33:49,228 --> 02:33:50,229
(BELL DINGS)
2598
02:33:50,329 --> 02:33:52,165
This is a zero-tolerance match-up.
2599
02:33:52,265 --> 02:33:55,935
If The Rock and Undertaker engage in
physicality against each other in this match,
2600
02:33:56,035 --> 02:33:58,504
there's going to be no
Fatal 4-Way at Unforgiven.
2601
02:34:08,714 --> 02:34:11,684
Don't you worry about me,
you gotta worry about him!
2602
02:34:12,885 --> 02:34:14,153
You shut your mouth.
2603
02:34:15,188 --> 02:34:16,589
MICHAEL: And now it's
The Rock and the Undertaker
2604
02:34:16,689 --> 02:34:19,358
teaming together
in a table match against the Dudleys.
2605
02:34:19,525 --> 02:34:23,095
And The Rock locks up in the center of the
ring against Bubba Ray Dudley.
2606
02:34:23,196 --> 02:34:26,199
And, King, you have to
believe The Rock may be looking to leave,
2607
02:34:26,299 --> 02:34:30,636
the next 10 days
could be his last 10 days as champion.
2608
02:34:30,836 --> 02:34:33,206
What a clothesline by The Rock!
2609
02:34:33,539 --> 02:34:35,775
JERRY: Yeah, it could be...
But, oh, man, boot!
2610
02:34:36,976 --> 02:34:40,012
MICHAEL: And Bubba Ray Dudley
turning the tables, no pun intended,
2611
02:34:40,112 --> 02:34:41,847
on The Rock, The Brahma Bull,
2612
02:34:41,948 --> 02:34:43,549
and what a chop by Bubba Ray Dudley.
2613
02:34:43,749 --> 02:34:46,385
JERRY: Don't mention
tables when these guys are this close to us.
2614
02:34:47,887 --> 02:34:50,690
MICHAEL: Well, the Dudleys, an extremely
popular team, of course, forced into this
2615
02:34:50,823 --> 02:34:54,827
match-up against The Rock and the
Undertaker by Commissioner Mick Foley.
2616
02:34:55,261 --> 02:34:58,831
Look out.
Rock with a right hand to Bubba Ray Dudley.
2617
02:34:58,931 --> 02:35:00,166
Hammerin' away!
2618
02:35:00,900 --> 02:35:01,901
Oh, man.
2619
02:35:02,435 --> 02:35:05,137
Unforgiven, Fatal 4-Way in just 10 days.
2620
02:35:05,905 --> 02:35:08,140
We also learned tonight
that King will take on Tazz.
2621
02:35:08,407 --> 02:35:10,843
We learned the Hardy Boyz
will take on Edge and Christian
2622
02:35:10,977 --> 02:35:13,479
in a steel cage match-up. All at Unforgiven.
2623
02:35:14,580 --> 02:35:17,683
What a right hand.
The strength and the power of the Undertaker,
2624
02:35:17,783 --> 02:35:21,254
who would like nothing
better then to put the title around his waist
2625
02:35:21,354 --> 02:35:23,889
in Philadelphia a week from Sunday.
2626
02:35:24,056 --> 02:35:25,992
JERRY: And did you see when the
Rock tagged the Undertaker?
2627
02:35:26,125 --> 02:35:29,629
That was almost... That was reminiscent
of Kurt Angle and Triple H.
2628
02:35:29,729 --> 02:35:31,497
That was a pretty hard tag, in my view.
2629
02:35:31,597 --> 02:35:33,232
- MICHAEL: Uncanny, amazing balance.
- Look at this.
2630
02:35:33,332 --> 02:35:34,333
MICHAEL: This is vintage Undertaker.
2631
02:35:35,468 --> 02:35:36,569
- JERRY: Look out!
- 6'10" and a half,
2632
02:35:36,669 --> 02:35:39,839
330 pounds into Bubba Ray Dudley.
2633
02:35:40,339 --> 02:35:43,442
And the Undertaker
with a clothesline to Bubba Ray Dudley.
2634
02:35:43,643 --> 02:35:44,610
Here comes D-Von.
2635
02:35:44,710 --> 02:35:47,013
And he just runs into a cement wall.
2636
02:35:47,880 --> 02:35:51,350
But it causes the
Undertaker to be distracted for just a moment,
2637
02:35:51,450 --> 02:35:54,987
and Bubba Ray Dudley
takes control in this table match-up.
2638
02:35:56,355 --> 02:36:00,393
JERRY: This table match, you know,
these damn Dudleys, that's their specialty.
2639
02:36:00,493 --> 02:36:04,297
Talk about them being popular... Ooh!
Popularity doesn't even come into play
2640
02:36:04,397 --> 02:36:06,699
when you're in the ring
with guys like The Rock and the Undertaker.
2641
02:36:06,799 --> 02:36:07,967
You're just gotta try to survive.
2642
02:36:08,100 --> 02:36:09,602
MICHAEL: Yeah, you've got it, survival.
2643
02:36:09,835 --> 02:36:12,171
Bubba Ray Dudley, suplex on the Undertaker.
2644
02:36:12,305 --> 02:36:14,573
And Bubba Ray with a tag to D-Von.
2645
02:36:16,609 --> 02:36:23,049
The Brahma Bull looking on as the Undertaker
is backed up into the rope by D-Von Dudley.
2646
02:36:23,149 --> 02:36:25,551
Look at D-Von with the elbow
to the face of the Undertaker.
2647
02:36:26,085 --> 02:36:27,253
Come on, boy!
2648
02:36:27,453 --> 02:36:30,923
MICHAEL: The object of the match-up to put
your opponent through a table to win it.
2649
02:36:31,791 --> 02:36:34,694
JERRY: I don't think I'd be
calling the Undertaker "boy" if I was D-Von.
2650
02:36:35,561 --> 02:36:37,330
MICHAEL: Undertaker rips across the ring...
2651
02:36:37,430 --> 02:36:40,533
Ooh! What a boot to the face of D-Von Dudley.
2652
02:36:40,633 --> 02:36:44,070
And here comes
the Undertaker with a clothesline to D-Von.
2653
02:36:44,170 --> 02:36:48,207
JERRY: And this entire audience,
now they're chanting, "We want table!"
2654
02:36:48,307 --> 02:36:49,909
MICHAEL: There was a tag from the
Undertaker to The Rock.
2655
02:36:50,009 --> 02:36:52,111
They worked well together that time, King.
2656
02:36:52,211 --> 02:36:54,080
D-Von off the ropes,
Rock missed his right hand.
2657
02:36:54,180 --> 02:36:56,849
Oh, it's D-Von Dudley knocking
down The Brahma Bull.
2658
02:36:57,383 --> 02:37:00,319
JERRY: Tell you what, these people are
something else, they don't care who
2659
02:37:00,553 --> 02:37:03,723
goes through a table, they just wanna see
somebody go through a table.
2660
02:37:03,823 --> 02:37:04,824
MICHAEL: Rock off the ropes.
2661
02:37:04,957 --> 02:37:08,694
Double team by the Dudley Boyz
and a double team on the Undertaker as well.
2662
02:37:08,794 --> 02:37:09,795
I don't know if that was wise,
2663
02:37:09,895 --> 02:37:11,397
- knocking the Undertaker down.
- These people...
2664
02:37:11,497 --> 02:37:14,100
Now that I think about it, these people here in
Phoenix are kind of like me.
2665
02:37:14,200 --> 02:37:15,301
I just wanna see somebody
go through a table.
2666
02:37:15,401 --> 02:37:18,104
MICHAEL: Bubba Ray Dudley
stomping away at The Rock.
2667
02:37:19,739 --> 02:37:24,076
The Brahma Bull in trouble.
The WWF Champion in trouble. And look out!
2668
02:37:24,377 --> 02:37:25,711
JERRY: Watch. Listen!
2669
02:37:26,679 --> 02:37:28,381
Whassup! (CHUCKLES)
2670
02:37:29,248 --> 02:37:30,883
MICHAEL: D-Von Dudley, top rope...
2671
02:37:31,717 --> 02:37:33,719
To the lower extremities of the champion.
2672
02:37:34,720 --> 02:37:35,721
JERRY: Man!
2673
02:37:37,123 --> 02:37:38,090
Hey!
2674
02:37:38,190 --> 02:37:40,926
He's testifying.
I think we're gonna see... Listen.
2675
02:37:46,132 --> 02:37:47,133
Get the table!
2676
02:37:47,266 --> 02:37:49,101
MICHAEL: Bubba Ray calling for the tables.
2677
02:37:49,201 --> 02:37:52,138
And the Dudley Boyz want to
put an end to this match-up.
2678
02:37:53,272 --> 02:37:57,843
What a big upset this would be to
The Rock and the Undertaker, King.
2679
02:37:57,943 --> 02:37:59,879
The Rock, the WWF Champion...
2680
02:37:59,979 --> 02:38:03,382
JERRY: How can you say the Dudleys
winning a table match would be an upset?
2681
02:38:03,682 --> 02:38:04,683
Oh!
2682
02:38:04,850 --> 02:38:06,118
MICHAEL: You do have a point there.
2683
02:38:06,485 --> 02:38:09,522
And the Undertaker just stopped the
use of the table by the Dudleys.
2684
02:38:09,622 --> 02:38:11,891
And look at The Brahma Bull
and the Undertaker working together.
2685
02:38:12,324 --> 02:38:15,795
JERRY: These guys are...
A real true team right here. For the moment.
2686
02:38:17,663 --> 02:38:20,933
MICHAEL: I guess The Rock and the
Undertaker feel they gotta work together.
2687
02:38:21,100 --> 02:38:23,569
Neither one of them
want to go through a table. Ooh!
2688
02:38:23,669 --> 02:38:25,638
As The Rock wears down D-Von.
2689
02:38:27,039 --> 02:38:28,541
- Look out!
- Oh, man!
2690
02:38:28,674 --> 02:38:31,577
MICHAEL: Look at that. D-Von almost
went through a table, but Bubba Ray Dudley...
2691
02:38:31,677 --> 02:38:32,978
JERRY: That would've
ended the match, wouldn't it?
2692
02:38:33,078 --> 02:38:36,015
MICHAEL: Yeah, it would've.
But Bubba Ray knockin' D-Von down.
2693
02:38:36,682 --> 02:38:37,983
JERRY: Well, they didn't do it intentionally.
2694
02:38:38,083 --> 02:38:40,186
Bubba Ray was
thrown into D-Von by the Undertaker.
2695
02:38:40,386 --> 02:38:42,621
MICHAEL: Missed timing by the
Undertaker and The Rock.
2696
02:38:42,721 --> 02:38:46,358
As the Undertaker sets up one table,
The Rock is going for the other.
2697
02:38:47,693 --> 02:38:49,395
JERRY: Two tables for two.
2698
02:38:50,463 --> 02:38:52,498
MICHAEL: Only one man has to go
through the table, King,
2699
02:38:52,598 --> 02:38:54,467
for the other team to win.
2700
02:38:55,034 --> 02:38:58,003
But The Rock or Undertaker
can put Bubba Ray or D-Von through a table
2701
02:38:58,103 --> 02:38:59,104
to even up the match-up.
2702
02:38:59,238 --> 02:39:02,041
JERRY: Look at this cooperation
between The Rock and the Undertaker!
2703
02:39:02,141 --> 02:39:03,142
MICHAEL: Great teamwork!
2704
02:39:03,709 --> 02:39:05,544
Rock with a clothesline to Bubba Ray Dudley.
2705
02:39:05,845 --> 02:39:06,846
JERRY: They're setting the table.
2706
02:39:07,179 --> 02:39:08,681
MICHAEL: The table is set up
in the middle of the ring.
2707
02:39:08,781 --> 02:39:10,783
- And D-Von with a low blow to the Undertaker.
- Uh-oh.
2708
02:39:11,984 --> 02:39:15,054
MICHAEL: Look out! Rock settin' up
Bubba Ray for the Rock Bottom!
2709
02:39:15,154 --> 02:39:17,022
D-Von moved the table out of the way!
2710
02:39:17,122 --> 02:39:19,658
- JERRY: Wow!
- Almost Rock Bottomed through the table,
2711
02:39:19,758 --> 02:39:22,394
and D-Von had the wherewithal
to move the table.
2712
02:39:22,495 --> 02:39:23,829
Undertaker suplex!
2713
02:39:23,929 --> 02:39:25,331
JERRY: That was a smart move by D-Von.
2714
02:39:25,431 --> 02:39:28,267
But not too smart
to back right into the arms of the Undertaker.
2715
02:39:28,901 --> 02:39:32,304
MICHAEL: Well, he saved his team
the match-up at least for now.
2716
02:39:32,438 --> 02:39:36,542
Rock and Undertaker again
working together, setting up the table.
2717
02:39:36,709 --> 02:39:38,944
JERRY: I'm really surprised at this,
to be honest with you.
2718
02:39:39,712 --> 02:39:41,847
MICHAEL: They're just trying to survive, King.
2719
02:39:42,014 --> 02:39:44,617
Neither The Rock or the Undertaker
want to go through a table here.
2720
02:39:44,817 --> 02:39:47,753
JERRY: Yeah, but if I were The Rock,
I don't think I'd want to face the Undertaker
2721
02:39:47,853 --> 02:39:51,557
at Unforgiven. I might just...
I might just punch him right here.
2722
02:39:51,657 --> 02:39:54,126
MICHAEL: The Rock never backs
down from a challenge, you know that.
2723
02:39:54,226 --> 02:39:55,694
And it's the biggest challenge of his career.
2724
02:39:55,794 --> 02:40:00,599
Undertaker going for the chokeslam,
and The Rock ran into him, inadvertently.
2725
02:40:01,200 --> 02:40:03,269
JERRY: I think The Rock
was thrown into him, right?
2726
02:40:03,502 --> 02:40:04,837
MICHAEL: Rock went for
a Rock Bottom again,
2727
02:40:04,937 --> 02:40:07,206
and Rock now going over the top rope.
2728
02:40:08,541 --> 02:40:09,942
Take a look!
2729
02:40:11,143 --> 02:40:15,614
Bubba Ray! Bubba Ray counters.
Undertaker with a right hand to Bubba Ray.
2730
02:40:15,681 --> 02:40:16,682
Come on!
2731
02:40:17,483 --> 02:40:19,251
MICHAEL: Undertaker calling for The Rock.
2732
02:40:19,385 --> 02:40:20,386
He's down and out outside the ring.
2733
02:40:20,553 --> 02:40:21,554
- 3-D!
- (BELL DINGS)
2734
02:40:22,054 --> 02:40:24,223
Undertaker 3D'ed through a table!
2735
02:40:24,890 --> 02:40:25,925
The Dudley Boyz win!
2736
02:40:26,025 --> 02:40:28,761
CHIMEL: Here are your winners,
the Dudley Boyz!
2737
02:40:28,861 --> 02:40:31,096
JERRY: The Dudleys have beaten
the Undertaker and Rock!
2738
02:40:31,397 --> 02:40:35,467
MICHAEL: A 3-D through
a table by the Dudley Boyz to the Undertaker.
2739
02:40:36,068 --> 02:40:38,070
And the Dudley's have won the table match.
2740
02:40:41,607 --> 02:40:44,610
The biggest victory
of the Dudleys' career, King.
2741
02:40:44,743 --> 02:40:46,879
JERRY: Oh, my gosh,
look at this. Look at the look on Bubba.
2742
02:40:46,979 --> 02:40:47,980
I don't know if he believes it.
2743
02:40:48,480 --> 02:40:49,515
MICHAEL: King, let's take another look.
2744
02:40:49,615 --> 02:40:51,250
Undertaker going for the chokeslam.
2745
02:40:51,350 --> 02:40:53,886
Bubba Ray Dudley
tossing The Rock into the Undertaker.
2746
02:40:53,986 --> 02:40:55,988
But look at the look on the Undertaker's face.
2747
02:40:56,088 --> 02:40:59,058
Did the Undertaker believe
that The Rock ran into him on purpose?
2748
02:41:00,192 --> 02:41:02,361
Bubba Ray Dudley
tossing The Rock outside the ring.
2749
02:41:02,962 --> 02:41:06,732
That allowed the Dudley Boyz
to pick up a huge upset over the Undertaker.
2750
02:41:06,899 --> 02:41:08,767
JERRY: 3D through the table!
2751
02:41:09,201 --> 02:41:10,169
And the Dudleys win it.
2752
02:41:10,269 --> 02:41:13,172
MICHAEL: The biggest victory
of the Dudley Boyz career.